Want to be an island bum?

[DOG LIPS]

Where's the getting laid part?

Sea turtles can be pretty slow at times.

 

[SoulManX]

Sea turtles can be pretty slow at times.

 

[Metal Spidey]

I don't know about swimming in unknown waters and the tasks part sounds like a trick.

 

[chaseter]

This sounds too good to be true