Want Your Baby To Be As Screwed Up As You Are? Why Not Playing Them TOOL Lullabies?

[PLAS]

I found this by accident

http://www.babyrockrecords.com/web/page.asp

really, why would I want my baby to listen to lullaby versions of The Grudge, Airbag or other such timeless classics?

it's weird

 

[Zaed]

 

[Immortalfire]

That's just wrong.

 

[jaguarr]

A buddy of mine found these awhile back when he was looking for music for his toddler. Nirvana, Metallica, The Cure, Radiohead, Coldplay, Queens Of The Stoneage, Zeppellin....lullaby's to truly EFF up your kids in a hurry!

jag

 

[PLAS]

coming soon:
Cannibal Corpse, Deicide, GG Allin, Anal ****, Slayer and Backstreet Boys

 

[jaguarr]

Dude, I soooo wanna get the Black Metal series of lullabies for my little tykes!

jag

 

[Archangel]

I want to go find a chick to impregnate just so I can play my child Radiohead and Pixies lullabyes.

 

[PLAS]

I want to go find a chick to impregnate just so I can play my child Radiohead and Pixies lullabyes.

you can always *********e, keep your boys in a jar and play them the lullabies

 

[C.F. Kane]

This is a blatant example of the Emo Agenda. They want to recruit our youngsters and increase their number!

 

[Green Lantern]

Since when are Tool, Zep, and Metallica emo?

 

[jaguarr]

Since when are Tool, Zep, and Metallica emo?

Since C.F. Kane got them confused with what constitutes actual emo.

jag

 

[PLAS]

maybe it's in the rolleyes

 

[Duende Verde]

I found more here:
http://www.nippazwithattitude.com/music.html

http://www.punkrockbaby.com/flash/music/hhb1button.swf

 

[C.F. Kane]

Since when are Tool, Zep, and Metallica emo?

I never said any of them were emo

Since this thread concerns kids being traumatized and growing up to be asocial weirdos, I felt that bringing up emos would be appropriate.

Thats. All.

 

[PLAS]

I never said any of them were emo

Since this thread concerns kids being traumatized and growing up to be asocial weirdos, I felt that bringing up emos would be appropriate.

Thats. All.

well, I much rather have my kid listen to Tool than panic at the disco