War for the Planet of the Lounge

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Ya I know them feels homie. I end up lurking a lot at work on the Hype and do my posting more in the evening when I'm kicking it at the house and not as busy. I kind of wanna do a raspberry-pi NES and Super NES emulator mod thingy. You can do some cool stuff with those things.

 

[Marvolo]

Someones fortune cookie.

Ive gotten a fortune like that. Someone at the fortune cookie factory just wants to watch the world burn.

 

[squeekness]

I can safely say that I've never gotten a fortune like that.

 

[Teelie]

Ya I know them feels homie. I end up lurking a lot at work on the Hype and do my posting more in the evening when I'm kicking it at the house and not as busy. I kind of wanna do a raspberry-pi NES and Super NES emulator mod thingy. You can do some cool stuff with those things.

I have seen those DIY kits recently. Worth it if you have the time and motivation.

 

[Guts]

True, but professional sports is a sliding scale. Technically, the CFL is a professional sports league. It's not good, but they get paid, so it counts. Live that dream.

A few of those might require you to go to Cambodia, though.

I heard human hunting is legal in some towns in Florida.

 

[Reek]

I know 2 Floridians we need to rid the world of.

 

[Perfect Cell]

What in the unholy hell is this? https://www.microsoft.com/en-US/store/p/Canadian-Football-2017/BW8FNR8245SC

It doesn't even have the official license... It couldn't even afford the CFL. I have to buy this.

 

[Reek]

1 star


****ing Canada.

 

[Perfect Cell]

In the screenshots, the two teams have CFL team colours... why. Why would you even bother? No one knows the real CFL teams, so why would you reference them with your fake ones? What's the market for this game? Who authorized this? I have so many questions.

...How can a full game be only 600MB in 2017?

"Fast, explosive offensive action, we have it all in our Canadian gridiron simulation title that brings to fans everything they love about how Canucks have been playing the game for more than 100 years. That means 12 players, 3 downs, 20 seconds, and no fair catch eh."

WHAT.

 

[Reek]

If I could, I'd make you ruler of Canada.

 

[Perfect Cell]

I'd have to duel the Queen for it. Stronger men than I have tried, and stronger men than I have fallen to her blade.

 

[flickchick85]

I demand you buy that game and post videos for all to see. For Canada.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Instinct says I should play as the Toronto Arg... Wildhogs, but the Hamilton Stingers also appeal to me. Because it's a bee. With a very tiny football. Because it's a bee.

 

[Reek]

I have the sneaking suspicion flickchick is a Canadian in disguise.

 

[flickchick85]

Literally the one time I've been to Canada, my car got stolen. So if I'm Canadian, my people clearly hate me.

 

[Roose Bolton]

It was probably French Canadians. Chaotic bunch.

 

[Reek]

Naked Shia stole her car.

Good for him.

 

[flickchick85]

It was probably French Canadians. Chaotic bunch.

It was indeed in Montreal.

 

[Reek]

Yea yea right... and tell us about this so-called "Montreal"

 

[flickchick85]

Car thieves. And lots of tourist-y t-shirt shops. I know this because a tourist-y t-shirt was all I had left after they stole my car.

 

[Reek]

You're from the south... what madness convinced you to drive to Canada.

 

[flickchick85]

It sounded nice! And I may have been born in the South, but I don't belong there.

 

[Reek]

Well you clearly don't belong in Canada either... We could all start a GoFundMe and send you to.... South Dakota.

 

[flickchick85]

South Dakota's pretty nice actually, wouldn't mind that. Deadwood/the Black Hills, the Badlands, some beautiful countryside.

North Dakota on the other hand...yikes.

But yes I think it's safe to say Canada rejected me.

 

[Reek]

i have plans for Canada... I could use it's rejects.