Weird News of the World Thread - Part 1

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Here's An Alleged Dad Lover On What It's Like to Make Love to Your Dad

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http://nymag.com/scienceofus/2015/01/what-its-like-to-date-your-dad.html

:barf: Isn't this freaking illegal?! This is disgusting and her "father" should be taken out back and shot

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It says adult incest isn't illegal in New Jersey? Is that right, cos ew
 
Celebrity Trainer Killed While Shooting Fitness Video

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Greg Plitt, an actor, model and Bravo TV personality, died Saturday after he was hit by a train in Burbank, CA. According to reports, he was shooting some sort of fitness video at the time.

Plitt was reportedly a West Point graduate who appeared on Days of Our Lives, and the Bravo reality shows, Work Out and Friends to Lovers.

"We couldn't take our eyes off Greg Plitt after we cast him on "Work Out"-was as nice as he was beautiful. Seemed invincible, like Superman," Andy Cohen tweeted Sunday.

The details, via CNN:

Police have ruled out suicide, Burbank Police Sgt. Chris Canales said. Plitt, 37, was shooting video with a small crew on the southbound track of the Burbank Metrolink station when an oncoming train struck him.

Witnesses told police the train horn was blaring at the time of the accident, Canales said. It is unclear whether the crew captured footage of the incident.


As USA Today points out, Plitt has posted videos of himself working out on train tracks before:

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http://abc7.com/news/fitness-model-fatally-struck-by-metrolink-train-in-burbank/479464/

Weird story, maybe he was doing some hardcore workout while the train was coming and was supposed to jump out of the way at the last second?
 
The Top 1% Is Close to Owning Most of Everything

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If current trends continue—and there is no reason to suspect they won't—we may be just a year away from a time when the wealthiest 1% of people in the world control the majority of the wealth.

Oxfam has released a new report on the dispiriting accumulation of more and more of the world's wealth in the hands of a smaller and smaller group of outrageously wealthy individuals. You may recall that in 2013, the bottom 50% of people on earth—about 3.5 billion people—had only 1% of global wealth. Here is a stark indication of just how fast the very rich are getting richer: " In 2010, it took 388 billionaires to equal the wealth of the bottom half of the world‟s population; by 2014, the figure had fallen to just 80 billionaires."

Eighty people have as much wealth as three and a half billion people. If you do not view this as an alarming threat to peaceful civilization on earth, you are either a fool or a billionaire. Furthermore, Oxfam says that the share of global wealth held by the richest 1% currently stands at 48%, and should cross the 50% mark by 2016. At that point, we can make it official: it is the top 1%'s world. The next 49% of us are just living in it. The bottom 50% of us are just dying (pretty soon, of preventable causes, without leaving an inheritance).

http://www.oxfamamerica.org/static/media/files/Wealth_Having_it_all_and_wanting_more.pdf

Well that is a freaking terrifying prospect
 
Scientists Advocate War on Pizza

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Pizza is killing your kids.

THAT is the somewhat sensationalized—but not inaccurate!—conclusion of a distinguished team of scientists who have published a new analysis of the garbage that kids these days are eating, probably as a result of bad parenting. These trained scientists named PIZZA PIE as one of the biggest culprits behind childhood obesity. Your insistence on allowing your children to consume fat and salt-laden "Stuft Crust" and other forms of pizza is directly contributing to America's rapid evolution into a nation that cannot cobble together enough physically fit young men to fight a decent foreign war of conquest. From the LA Times:

On any given day, 22% of kids between the ages of 6 and 19 eat pizza. (That compares to 14% of toddlers and 13% of Americans overall.) ... On days when pizza is eaten, it composes 22% of children's calories and 26% of teens' calories, the researchers found.

These scientific warriors for nutrition recommend that pizza itself become a "target" of a crusade aimed at your children, and their swaying guts. Beware.

Left unaddressed by the scientists was the question of how pizza consumption and the war upon it might differ within "The Pizza Belt," the Jersey-to-Rhode Island swath of territory in which, our editor Max Read argues, the only "good" pizza in America is produced. It remains unclear how editor Max Read's contention that most pizza produced in the rest of the U.S. is subpar food for idiots (and, fittingly, for children) might affect this new science-based "War on Pizza, and You As a Parent."

http://www.latimes.com/science/sciencenow/la-sci-sn-pizza-calories-children-20150116-story.html

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Celebrity Trainer Killed While Shooting Fitness Video

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http://abc7.com/news/fitness-model-fatally-struck-by-metrolink-train-in-burbank/479464/

Weird story, maybe he was doing some hardcore workout while the train was coming and was supposed to jump out of the way at the last second?
This reminds me of the Midnight Rider incident, when a camera assistant was killed by a train when the crew were told to film on a live track (on a BRIDGE over a RIVER no less) without the proper permits. Some of the higher ups were criminally indicted for risking crew and cast's lives for their stupidity.

It sounds like this guy also may have risked the lives of his crew for a cool shot. Again, stupid. Tragic that he was killed (I don't think death is a fair punishment for stupidity), but seriously, folks. The trains can't stop for you, and the train can't get out of your way. :doh:
 
Man Falls into Garbage Truck, Survives Inside a Trash Coffin

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A man who accidentally fell into the back of a dump truck reportedly survived the garbage ordeal by building himself a trash coffin.

The man told cops he had been inside a dumpster looking for his wallet when the entire thing was dumped into the back of a garbage truck bound for—no joke—Yolo County, CA.

To protect himself from suffocating in the wet tangled trash nightmare, he maneuvered pieces of lumber around himself to "build a coffin."

"The man said he was stuck in the truck for about an hour, but estimates show it was more like 3 or 3 1/2 hours," Lt. Martin Torres of the Yolo County Sheriff's Office told reporters. "The truck made several other pick-ups before arriving at the landfill, where the driver saw the man crawl out of his trash pile."

He was eventually rescued when the truck dumped its load at the Yolo County landfill, where the operator noticed him flopping around in the trash.

"He was lucky the truck was only half full," Torres said. "Had it been full, he would have certainly been crushed and suffocated to death."

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/01/20/Man-survives-ride-in-back-of-garbage-truck/9641421762383/

Well that must have sucked. Glad he didn't die
 
World's Saddest Service Offers Make-Believe Boyfriend Or Girlfriend

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The service is called Invisible Girlfriend, and the idea is that you sign up and pay $25 and they will send you text messages and photos and make you feel as if you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend (your choice), and if you can laugh at this without your laughter getting caught in your throat and turning to sobs, then you are a heartless tool.

Apparently this is a real service. The guy who created it, Matthew Homann, won a startup competition in St. Louis back in 2013 with this idea, and has spent the past year writing code and building out whatever back end you need to make something like this work.

There's also a companion app called Invisible Boyfriend. With either one, you fill out a little mad libs type thing where you make up a a back story for how you and your imaginary partner first met. Then you start getting texts and photos.

The work is not done by bots. There are real human beings on the other end, communicating with you, although the person writing to you will probably be different every time.

For $25 you get 100 text messages, 10 voice mails, one handwritten note — and a lifetime of secret shame.

Homann told me he came up with the idea and bought the domain names invsibleboyfriend.com and invisiblegirlfriend.com about nine years ago when he was going through a divorce and was sick of people bugging him about whether he had met someone new.

Some users, Homann says, are people who don't want their conservative grandparents to find out that they're gay. Others are soldiers overseas who want to pretend they have girlfriends back home. (Sniff.) A few others have been guys (presumably wearing Forever Alone T-shirts) who want to practice having a girlfriend so they can see what it's like, and so they can learn how to flirt over text messages. That way, if they ever meet an actual woman, they will know what to do when it comes to texting and leaving voice mail messages and other things that people who have real boyfriends and girlfriends do. Because, in fact, there are people who do not know how to do this.

Laugh all you want. But I've gone through a box of Kleenex just trying to write this post.

Footnote: Yes, I did notice in the screengrab (above) from their site that they spelled the word believable two different ways on the same page, once correctly, once not so much. Look, it's in beta. Now if you will excuse me I'm going to lie down and have a good cry.

https://invisiblegirlfriend.com/?_ga=1.160598974.2003222170.1421335136

This won a start-up competition? Seems like I should be able to make a start-up no problem then if this kinds of crap gets off the ground
 
Man Learns of Long-Lost Son in Letter Hidden By Wife for Over 50 Years

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Damn. Eighty-one-year-old Tony Trapani just met his son for the first time this week in Grand Rapids, Mich. He only just discovered he even had a son after cleaning out a filing cabinet left behind by his late wife, whom he claims hid the letter from him for more than 50 years.

The letter was sent to Trapani in 1959 by the mother of Samuel Childress, his son. "I have a little boy," the letter reads. "He is five years old now. What I'm trying to say Tony is he is your son. He was born November 14th, 1953."

Trapani told WXMI that his wife kept the letter from him for decades, even as they struggled to have kids of their own.

"Why my wife didn't tell me," he told the TV station. "I don't know. She wanted children. She couldn't have any. She tried and tried."

Childress, 61, told WXMI that he had grown up thinking his father had abandoned him. :(

"I always asked my mom, I said, 'Well what does he look like?'" he told the TV station. "She said, 'Well, go look in the mirror.'"

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http://fox17online.com/2015/01/19/e...-letter-hidden-by-deceased-wife-for-60-years/

That's crazy
 
World's Saddest Service Offers Make-Believe Boyfriend Or Girlfriend

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https://invisiblegirlfriend.com/?_ga=1.160598974.2003222170.1421335136

This won a start-up competition? Seems like I should be able to make a start-up no problem then if this kinds of crap gets off the ground

It's a cliché but this may become huge in Japan. I don't remember the term but some people entertain a relationship with a cartoon or video game character, they are called wife-somthing.
 
It's a cliché but this may become huge in Japan. I don't remember the term but some people entertain a relationship with a cartoon or video game character, they are called wife-somthing.

I believe the term is "waifu"
 
Shaolin Monk "Runs on Water" for Almost 400 Feet

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This week in Quanzhou, China, a Shaolin monk showed it was possible to do more than walk on water.

The Shaolin monastery is famous for its kung-fu monks that undergo rigorous training to pull off amazing acrobatic and physical feats.

Last October, Shi Liliang from Quanzhou Shaolin Temple ran on thin plywood planks floating in water for 118 meters (387 feet), breaking his previous record of 100 meters (328 feet). In the video below, you can see his 118-meter run.

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On Saturday, the monk again broke his previous record, running for 120 meters (394 feet). Below is a photo from the recent run:

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"You need to be fast but you should take only small steps," Shi, who's been practicing this stunt since 2005, was quoted as saying last fall.

According to Livedoor News, the monk has his eye on a new record: 150 meters (492 feet).

http://gbtimes.com/china/shaolin-monk-sets-record-running-water-118-meters

That is crazy
 
A Shaolin monk running on water? Is he aware this isn't a movie? :D
 
How Anti-Vaxxers Ruined Disneyland For Themselves (And Everyone Else)

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"The Happiest Place On Earth" is ground zero for a recent measles outbreak centered in California. Now, unvaccinated people are being warned to avoid visiting Disneyland parks.

No Infants In Disneyland

There are now 67 confirmed cases of measles in an ongoing outbreak centered in California. According to the California Department of Public Health, 59 of the cases are in-state. Among the 34 California patients for whom vaccination status is known, 28 were unvaccinated and one had received partial vaccination. Only five were fully vaccinated.

Forty-two of the California cases have been linked to an initial exposure at Disneyland or Disney California Adventure Park, and while cases were originally tied to people who visited the park in mid-December, state health officials now note other cases visited Disney parks in January. According to the CDC, the majority of measles cases reported so far during 2015 have been part of the "large, ongoing outbreak" connected with these parks.

Last year, there were 644 measles cases documented in 27 states – the biggest annual number in close to a quarter century. For those hoping to avoid seeing similar infection rates in 2015, the year is off to an inauspicious start.

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Unvaccinated people are now being warned to avoid visiting Disneyland parks. The reasoning is simple: Most people who get measles are unvaccinated, and the disease spreads easiest when when it reaches a community where large groups of people are unvaccinated. Limiting the number of unvaccinated people in the park therefore not only protects them from themselves, it protects the immunized visitors, as well.

It also protects those too young to be immunized. Of the measles patients who have been hospitalized in this recent outbreak, six cases have been in infants too young to be vaccinated, whether their parents want them immunized or not.

"I would recommend that infants are not taken to places like Disneyland today," said Gil Chavez, deputy director of the California Department of Public Health's Center for Infectious Diseases, in an interview with the LA Times. Yesterday, Chavez implored parents to take action to protect not only their own children, but other children who might be affected by their decisions.

"I am asking unvaccinated Californians to consider getting immunized," Chavez said. "We have a particular responsibility to protect all of our infants in the state until they are old enough to be vaccinated."

This is how the anti-vaccination movement ruined Disneyland, not just for those who would actively refuse vaccines, but for everyone else. The cause for measles's resurgence is as unambiguous today as it has been in recent months. Last May, Dr. Anne Schuchat, assistant surgeon general and director of the CDC's National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Diseases stated unambiguously that "the current increase in measles cases is being driven by unvaccinated people." Yesterday, pediatric infectious disease specialist James Cherry told the New York Times that the Disneyland outbreak was "100 percent connected" to the anti-vaccine movement. "It wouldn't have happened otherwise — it wouldn't have gone anywhere," he said.

When Anti-Vaxxers Cluster

Of course, the ill-effects of the anti-vaccination movement are not limited to Disneyland. The consequences of refused vaccinations are felt anywhere that people gather, allowing diseases like measles to spread vast distances very quickly. Venues like theme parks and airports are considered potential flashpoints, because they see a lot of international travelers, who may originate from countries where diseases like measles have yet to be eliminated.

Schools also pose a serious challenge. While state officials have not gone so far as to ban unvaccinated people from visiting Disneyland altogether, such measures have recently been taken at California schools. Health officials in Orange County this week issued more than 20 letters to parents stating that students who could not prove they had received a measles vaccine could be barred from class. (The Journal of the American Medical Association has published research this week on legal strategies for combating the growing danger of nonmedical vaccine refusal.)

The major concern of California health officials is that school vaccination rates remain above 95% – a threshold critical to maintaining herd immunity. Statewide, the vaccination exemption rate among California kindergartners was 3.1% for the 2013–2014 school year, but there are pockets across the state where exemption rates have crept into the double digits.

A newly published study on anti-vaccination patterns is the latest to highlight some of these pockets. The study, which was led by Kaiser Permanente Division of Research Director Tracy Lieu and appears in this week's issue of the journal Pediatrics, finds that parents who opt out of vaccinating their children tend to cluster, creating geographic hot-spots where large percentages of children receive no vaccines or are under-immunized. The findings could explain how a disease like measles – which was officially "eliminated" from the U.S. in 2000 – has managed to acquire so firm a foothold within the American population.

NPR's Liza Gross reports on the study, and an ironic consequence of this clustering effect:

If these parents were distributed randomly, their decisions would be less likely to harm others, especially babies too young for vaccination. But parents who use personal belief exemptions to avoid school vaccination requirements often live in the same communities, studies have found.

And parents of children too young to go to school do, too... These younger children face the highest risk of dying from whooping cough and other vaccine-preventable diseases.

...The main problem with this clustering behavior, says [Saad Omer, a researcher at Emory University who found that clusters of personal belief exemptions contributed to the 2010 California whooping cough epidemic that killed 10 babies], is that every child's risk for disease depends on what others do. That's because no vaccine is 100 percent effective, so even a vaccinated child could get sick if exposed.


Lieu's team also identified five clusters where all vaccines were refused for close to 9,000 babies and toddlers in the study:

10.2 percent of children in an area from El Cerrito to Alameda
7.4 percent in northeastern San Francisco
6.6 percent in Marin and southwest Sonoma counties
5.5 percent in northeastern Sacramento County and Roseville
13.5 percent of kids in a small area south of Sacramento

"These are early signals," says Lieu. "These kinds of clusters can be associated with later epidemics."

In an interview with the NYT, Jane Seward, deputy director of the viral diseases division at the CDC, echoes Lieu's sentiment:

"The problem is that there are these pockets with low vaccination rates... if a case comes into a population where a lot of people are unvaccinated, that's where you get the outbreak and where you get the spread."

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/...-of-measles-in-california-20150121-story.html

Idiot ant-vaxxers, literally killing people with their stupidity
 
Have they decided to pass laws yet? Cause they really should get into that.
 
Are these the people that think vaccines cause autism?
 
Those are the people who refuse to learn anything and demand all information be spoonfed to them by the talking heads on the news. Anything they hear from that source is right and anything that might make them think is ignored because it's 'complicated'.
 
Are these the people that think vaccines cause autism?
Many of them do but there are some who believe that vaccines are dangerous for other reasons I can't comprehend. The .001% (or whatever fraction of a percent) chance of getting the disease seems like a worthwhile roll of the dice to me.
 
Are the parents of unvaccinated children who become sick or die ever prosecuted? They should be.
 
They're probably part of the "government conspiracy lets not get vaccinated" crowd.
 
"Mommy, why are my fingers webbed?"

More part of the "we're the willfully illiterate crowd." I believe that the scientist who published the paper linking vaccines to autism had some financial stake in a company that was competing against a company behind the vaccines in question.
 
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