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[DarthCyclopsRLZ]

I used to like Wolvie...when he was a mysterious enigmatic mass-murdering amnesiac.

Christ I miss the old school.

This new Wolverine who is all...OVER-EXPOSED...doesn't really cream my twinkie.

Are we talking comic books alone? Because every x-fan out there - that isn't a hardcore fanatic that will defend ANYTHING Logan - will totally agree that it wasn't him we saw in the flicks. t:

...I didn't say it wasn't consensual. The character I created may be shy, but she has a major crush on Wolvie.

Wolvie would most likely not even look her way if she's not legal. And even if he did, he'd wait.

 

[Coldqueen]

...but wouldn't it be fun if he didn't?

Imagine both the students' and the teachers' reactions.

Hell, babe, I'm just talking COMICS. WTH? He's in EVERY SINGLE COMIC EVERY MONTH. It's very much a WTH moment?

...and yet another thread has devolved onto frakking Wolverine.

HE'S EVEN IN EVERY THREAD!!!

 

[DarthCyclopsRLZ]

...but wouldn't it be fun if he didn't?

Imagine both the students' and the teachers' reactions.

Didn't I cover just that with my 'blasting the f**k out of him or brainwashing him into becoming a eunuch" comment? t:

Hell, babe, I'm just talking COMICS. WTH? He's in EVERY SINGLE COMIC EVERY MONTH. It's very much a WTH moment?

Well, actually he's not into *that many* comics right now.

But, yeah, he's totally been shoved down her throat since forever. t:

 

[Coldqueen]

...shhhh! You know I like repeating myself.

And we totally hijacked a thread. Someone is gonna come yell at us...

*flees*

 

[Goddessreicho]

I used to like Wolvie...when he was a mysterious enigmatic mass-murdering amnesiac.

This new Wolverine who is all...OVER-EXPOSED...doesn't really cream my twinkie.

...I didn't say it wasn't consensual. The character I created may be shy, but she has a major crush on Wolvie.

Would she still have one if I, G. Bringer, was in that class? I mean how sexy would Wolvie be if every other word was accompanied by a punctuating poot?t:

 

[Goddessreicho]

Wolverine: I : Poot: am the : Poot Poot: best : Poot: at what I do :WET POOT!:

 

[Coldqueen]

...that was vaguely disgusting.

And no, I wouldn't!

 

[Goddessreicho]

Yes, wet poots are disgusting. But always funny when someone else is letting them loose, and you're not standing downwind.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

When did this thread turn into Kindergarten humor thread?

 

[Coldqueen]

Like two hours ago.

 

[javon]

Come on peeps, I wanna see more mutant profiles!

 

[Coldqueen]

1. What are your powers, exactly?
2. What sort of ironic curse do your powers bring to you? (There's a silver lining everywhere, folks. Are they uncontrollable or maybe you have some kind of brand new deformity that doesn't let you go out in public?)
3. What's your codename?
4. And who's your advisor, and why?

1) The power to crush Fanboys with a single SQUEE!!!
2) ...I am a fangirl, thus I squee alot.
3) ...der! FANGIRL!
4) Shadowcat, 'cause she's done a lot of squeeing in her time.