Well, I Got My Test Results Back Today...

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I do NOT have Tuberculosis!
​

I used to think maybe you loved me now baby I'm sure
And I just cant wait till the day when you knock on my door
Now everytime I go for the mailbox , gotta hold myself down
Cos I just wait till you write me your coming around

I'm walking on sunshine , wooah
I'm walking on sunshine, woooah
I'm walking on sunshine, woooah
and don't it feel good!!

Hey , alright now
and dont it feel good!!
hey yeh​

 

[Mee]

Cel-e-brate good times...

COME ON!!

 

[Immortalfire]

Great!

 

[November Rain]

oh balls...

that's just what i need, another happy hyper....

 

[Erzengel]

I thought this was about an STD.

But wait to kick tuberculosis in the ass.

 

[SoulManX]

Now all u have to do is stop smoking

 

[Prognosticator]

Did the results also reveal that "You're NOT the one that we want to play Sandy in Grease!"

Cause that would be crazy too...







"TB?" Is there a danger of that right now?

 

[Fran]

Congrats, Wilhelm!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

You wouldn't believe how many homeless schizophrenic Meth-Heads have sneezed/coughed on me or shouted in my face over the years.
I feel like David Bowie when Freddie Mercury died of AIDS!



All right Ladies, start forming a line here...

 

[Prognosticator]

You wouldn't believe how many homeless schizophrenic Meth-Heads have sneezed/coughed on me or shouted in my face over the years.
I feel like David Bowie when Freddie Mercury died of AIDS!



All right Ladies, start forming a line here...

Yes, line up right behind the coughing/sneezing homeless people! t:

 

[jaguarr]

Dammit! How in the hell are you supposed to play your Doc Holiday to my Wyatt Earp in our Wild West LARP?! Where's the realism, man!? I grew this big-ass moustache for nothing! *shavesangrily*

jag

 

[raybia]

I do NOT have Tuberculosis!
​

I used to think maybe you loved me now baby I'm sure
And I just cant wait till the day when you knock on my door
Now everytime I go for the mailbox , gotta hold myself down
Cos I just wait till you write me your coming around

I'm walking on sunshine , wooah
I'm walking on sunshine, woooah
I'm walking on sunshine, woooah
and don't it feel good!!

Hey , alright now
and dont it feel good!!
hey yeh​

Run. Take that girl and start running. Run and don't look back. All your life you been running and looking back and just barely existing and calling it getting by. This time run and don't look back and call it living. Live every second, live it right up to the hilt. Live, Wilhelm? Live for me

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I grew this big-ass moustache for nothing! *shavesangrily*

jag

Look, I already caught Yellow Fever for my Haitian Revolution re-enactment group. Too many chefs spoil the broth, yo.

 

[jaguarr]

Look, I already caught Yellow Fever for my Haitian Revolution re-enactment group. Too many chefs spoil the broth, yo.

Oh, great. Next thing you're going to tell me is that you don't want to contract typhoid and malaria for our South Pacific Adventures Guild.

jag

 

[Mee]

Spag!

 

[redmarvel]

Congrats Wilhelm... so what was all the coughing about...








did something just go down your throat the wrong way?

 

[Ahura Mazda]

All the best and congrats to you

 

[Darthphere]

How does one get TB in this day and age?

 

[jaguarr]

How does one get TB in this day and age?

From kissing hobo's.

jag

 

[Darthphere]

From kissing hobo's.

jag

Oh ****.

 

[Fran]

jagu-owned.

fran

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

How does one get TB in this day and age?

Uh, they said anyone can get it simply by breathing air around a "coughing, sneezing or shouting" person who has it, and of course, since God is such a sadist, it's one of those diabolical ones where you can have it for years and spread it without knowing because you have no symptoms!

The only reason I had to get a test is because my work made me go to an Intensive Outpatient Alcohol Addiction Treatment Program and since you're there for hours in these tiny rooms with intimate little groups, the gov't. makes you get a test, 'cause they're used to all of these homeless losers and disease-ridden psychos being forced to go to such centers for DUI's and other alcohol-related criminal offenses.

But the guy who runs the place said he's been doing it for 25 years or something and not one person has had it.




Nonetheless, I'm Security and have had tons of psychos cough, sneeze, yell and spit at me...and it's still a suspenseful test, 'cause they pump some Tuberculin under your skin, and tell you to come back in 48 hours, and if there's a little bump where they poked you, you've got it.

So you're watching Seinfeld and you look down at your arm every 3 minutes and hold it to the light to see if it's raised at all.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

*shavesangrily*

jag

LMAO, post of the day.

 

[Cаrter]

.....but you do have AIDS

 

[Canadian Rider]

Congrats Wil. Now if only we could do something about ...

the MOOOLLLLLLEEEE!!!!