I, think I should share this.

[JLBats]

Um, MaleRogue, does your girlfriend know you had a kid?

 

[Tangled Web]

dude... i hope you didn't give her that poem already, i didn't read it, so i'm not saying that its bad or anything, but just... that's really not the way to go.

just talk to her. tell her "hey, i dig you, and this other guy is a tool, so even if you don't end up with me, you should just know what this guy is doing."

then she'll start talking to you about him, and since you're in high school it's okay to talk **** about this guy to build yourself up. plus it gets the two of you talking, even if it is for whatever reason.

Dude, I gave her the poem in October. Read the dates. It's over man. I'm over the girl.

 

[MaleRogue]

Yes she does..... she did not have a big problem with it... she had to get used to the idea

 

[JLBats]

Dude, I gave her the poem in October. Read the dates. It's over man. I'm over the girl.

How did she react to the poem, by the way?

 

[Tangled Web]

the best thing you can be is nonchallant (sp?) and breezy, and confidence definately helps.

it's when you show just enough interest to plant the idea in her head, without fawning for the girl, that you'll usually get her.

Yeah. Yesterday, when I saw this girl at the library, instead of being like "Oh, I haven't seen you since June, I missed you" I was like "What's up?" I then looked at her with confidence.

 

[Carter]

Never write a girl a ****in poem, dude

 

[JLBats]

Never write a girl a ****in poem, dude

What if it's short and humourous?

You are hot,
And I am too,
Please **** me,
Something that rhymes with "too"

 

[Mr. Credible]

Dude, I gave her the poem in October. Read the dates. It's over man. I'm over the girl.

oooh.... what happened?

i'm just starting a graveyard shift job, so my attention span hasn't been 100% the past few days.

 

[Tangled Web]

How did she react to the poem, by the way?

We talked about it. She said it was cute and she appreciated it. But nothing came of it.

 

[Harlekin]

Yeah. Yesterday, when I saw this girl at the library, instead of being like "Oh, I haven't seen you since June, I missed you" I was like "What's up?" I then looked at her with confidence.

Uhm, you don't look at someone with confidence. You either got it or you don't.

 

[Tangled Web]

I ****ed up with the poem. It was lame as ****. The bottle cap incident followed.

 

[Tangled Web]

Uhm, you don't look at someone with confidence. You either got it or you don't.

Well, I had confidence and I gave her a look that exubriated it.

 

[JLBats]

Uhm, you don't look at someone with confidence. You either got it or you don't.

Luckily, I am a God among plebians, so I get on great with women.

 

[JLBats]

Well, I had confidence and I gave her a look that exubriated it.

And she was like "WTF, is he high?!"

 

[Mr. Credible]

Yeah. Yesterday, when I saw this girl at the library, instead of being like "Oh, I haven't seen you since June, I missed you" I was like "What's up?" I then looked at her with confidence.

booya, that's what you've got to do.

though i usually just smile at a chick, get her to give me the hungry eye, and then i walk away.

60% of the time, it works every time.

 

[Carter]

How could that work if you just walk away

 

[JLBats]

How could that work if you just walk away

They become obsessed with him. He pierces the mind of every woman. They track him down. He shrugs them off. Obsessively, they begin to plan huge shows of violence to demonstrate their love for him. Finally, he kills them.

 

[Tangled Web]

How could that work if you just walk away

He gains her interest and keeps her wanting more.

 

[Harlekin]

Well, I had confidence and I gave her a look that exubriated it.

Ah, like that. Still, follow Mike Damone's advice. You gotta have the "attitude".

Luckily, I am a God among plebians, so I get on great with women.

I bet Tangled Web does too, but none of them are obviously lining up to **** him.

 

[JLBats]

I bet Tangled Web does too, but none of them are obviously lining up to **** him.

They are for me.

 

[Mr. Credible]

They become obsessed with him. He pierces the mind of every woman. They track him down. He shrugs them off. Obsessively, they begin to plan huge shows of violence to demonstrate their love for him. Finally, he kills them.

that's surprisingly close..

i'll usually go up to the bar, grab a girl by the waist (she thinks i'm going to ask her to dance like every other jerk in the bar) and then i'll move her to the side so i can order a drink. i do that, get my drink, then grab her waist and move her back to where she was, and tell the bartender to give her a drink on me for being a good sport, then smile at her and walk off. no introductions, no talking, nothing.

no more then 20 minutes later she'll come find me. that's my move.

 

[Tangled Web]

that's surprisingly close..

i'll usually go up to the bar, grab a girl by the waist (she thinks i'm going to ask her to dance like every other jerk in the bar) and then i'll move her to the side so i can order a drink. i do that, get my drink, then grab her waist and move her back to where she was, and tell the bartender to give her a drink on me for being a good sport, then smile at her and walk off. no introductions, no talking, nothing.

no more then 20 minutes later she'll come find me. that's my move.

I would get smacked if I tried that.

 

[JLBats]

that's surprisingly close..

i'll usually go up to the bar, grab a girl by the waist (she thinks i'm going to ask her to dance like every other jerk in the bar) and then i'll move her to the side so i can order a drink. i do that, get my drink, then grab her waist and move her back to where she was, and tell the bartender to give her a drink on me for being a good sport, then smile at her and walk off. no introductions, no talking, nothing.

no more then 20 minutes later she'll come find me. that's my move.

Stealing that, thank you.

 

[Tangled Web]

They are for me.

Are you a virgin?

 

[JLBats]

Are you a virgin?

Are YOU?!yes