What are some of your favorite Joker lines? (Animated)

[newwaveboy87]

haha...i love in that episode when Joker yells out:
Focus! FOOOOOOCUUUUUSSSSSS!!!

 

[Silver Sable]

Joker to Dr.Strange

"I'm gonna use your head for a bowling ball!"

 

[newwaveboy87]

Since you don't like my side-splitters, how 'bout a skull-splitter?

Good evening folks, I'm The Joker. Living proof that you don't have to be crazy to host this show, but it helps. Ha ha!

 

[Bat Attack]

I LOVE in the B:TAS episode "Harley and Ivy" when Joker gets smashed in the nuts by Posion Ivy, and he sqeeks out "Get 'em". AHAHAHA!

 

[newwaveboy87]

Drown the kids and shoot the neighbours! We've got a winner!

Yeah yeah, you're hungry, I'm hungry. Do me a favour and eat each other.

Boy, did YOU get the wrong number! We're not home right now, so please leave your message at the sound of the shriek.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Drown the kids and shoot the neighbours! We've got a winner!

Yeah yeah, you're hungry, I'm hungry. Do me a favour and eat each other.

Boy, did YOU get the wrong number! We're not home right now, so please leave your message at the sound of the shriek.

Joker's Millions was hilarious. up:

 

[newwaveboy87]

it was indeed.

 

[trustyside-kick]

I liked Joker's role in Beware the Creeper because he had the whole attitude "only room for one laughing psycho" or something like that. Reminded me a lot of what he said about Holiday in The Long Halloween. I can't remember his exact words though. :/

 

[Silver Sable]

From Christmas With The Joker

"Since I don't have my own family, I decided to steal one!"

 

[trustyside-kick]

I liked the flashback in Return of the Joker where Joker showed Bats the "new" Robin.

"We couldn't do it legally, but then we remembered you always had a few spare kids hanging around. So we borrowed one. He needed a little molding of course. What kid doesn't? But in time we came to love him as our own. Say hello, J.J."

 

[newwaveboy87]

ah!! that part was so creepy.

 

[trustyside-kick]

But it was so awesome! That whole flashback was the best part of the movie!

 

[newwaveboy87]

i dont know....seeing Harley as a grandma yelling about how her two granddaughters are good-for-nothing hooligans has its charms.

 

[trustyside-kick]

Yea that was interesting. But not the best part. =P

 

[Abaddon]

"It's true batsy, I know everything. And kind of like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents I must admit it's sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and bat-o-rangs, you're just a little boy in a playsuit crying for mommy and daddy. It'd be funny if it wasn't so pathetic. Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA! "

 

[trustyside-kick]

"It's true batsy, I know everything. And kind of like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents I must admit it's sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and bat-o-rangs, you're just a little boy in a playsuit crying for mommy and daddy. It'd be funny if it wasn't so pathetic. Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA! "

I LOVE the end of that speech.

 

[Abaddon]

I loved it.And Terry's version as well.

 

[trustyside-kick]

Yea and I like it when he is like "Where's the A material. Make a face, drop your pants!". But this thread is Joker lines not Terry. =P

 

[Morgoth]

Drown the kids and shoot the neighbours! We've got a winner!

Yeah yeah, you're hungry, I'm hungry. Do me a favour and eat each other.

Boy, did YOU get the wrong number! We're not home right now, so please leave your message at the sound of the shriek.

That's what it was Drown the kids.

 

[newwaveboy87]

Hey Batman! Catch the kewpie!!

 

[trustyside-kick]

Hey Batman! Catch the kewpie!!

What episode is that from?

 

[newwaveboy87]

Be a Clown

 

[Mr. Socko]

Mark Hammil's vocal cords are music to my ears

 

[trustyside-kick]

Way better than the guy playing Joker in The Batman.

 

[ganstaman56]

"You killed Captain Clown..........You killed Captain Clown!"

"Your going to melt like a grilled cheese sandwich!"

"We don't want Batman to sufficate so we'll puck a few air holes!"

"Hey, do I hit your kids? Actually I do"

"Quiet kid, it's a free ticket!"

"That's all folks! Let's mumble!"

where the **** did u get these? these arent any of the Joker's lines!