What is the most bad ass thing you've ever done?

[The Darkness]

Or said?

 

[SuBe]

I saved 6 Baby Ducks from drowning in the Street Gutter.

 

[Erzengel]

I once argued with someone over the internet and won.

 

[Immortalfire]

When I was 10, I once rode my bicycle with my feet propped on the handlebars.

 

[Alexia Dark]

Lawyer: "So when you assaulted her-"

Me: "Excuse me. I think you mean 'allegedly'."

Lawyer: "No, no, you did it-"

Me: "Excuse me, that is not your place to say. That's why we have a judge here."

Judge: "I've been waiting 20 years for someone to say that."

 

[The Guard]

I jumped out of a speeding car in front of two cops.

And fell off a cliff.

You said "stupid", right?

 

[Wiseman]

I was going to say something witty here but I just woke up. I'll be back later

 

[Lantern Venom]

I charged a bear. Probably not something I'd do a second time.

 

[Eric Brooks]

I can't recall ever doing anything "bad ass"

hmmmmmmm

 

[Prison Mike]

I made a girl cry by calling her fat in front of her friends. she was asking for it. She was acting like a ***** to me way before that incident.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

I once single-handedly wrestled a bull to the ground. You know the saying "Take the bull by the horns"? It was inspired by my story.

 

[Drakon]

 

[Majic Walrus]

I once told a girl scout that girl scout cookies suck and slammed the door on her... Oh... You said bad ass.

 

[ChickenScratch]

I beat the crap out of 3 armed robbers at once.

 

[Kane52630]

back in grade school, a bully was teasing my best friend so i came up and kicked him in the balls, and everyone saw (it was worth the 2 weeks where i had to go to detention)

 

[Kane52630]

and the most badass thing i said was from a line in the movie They Live
"Ive come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and im all out of bubble gum."

 

[Kane52630]

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[Soundwave]

I once beat Mike Tyson in a boxing match!!











Guess I should disclose that it was on Mike Tyson's Punch Out....

 

[mrvlknight21]

I once single-handedly wrestled a bull to the ground. You know the saying "Take the bull by the horns"? It was inspired by my story.

Hurm....Dodgeball?

 

[YoungE808]

Saved my gf from being hit by a car.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Hurm....Dodgeball?

No!! It is real I tell you!! REAL!!!

 

[BillyZaned]

Had a shock of Jack Daneils... last night no less...

 

[Erzengel]

Had a shock of Jack Daneils... last night no less...

Still feeling the effects?

 

[BillyZaned]

yeah... that was the first time I ever drank... i had a few shots, and a couple other drinks... I think i puked

 

[Wiseman]

yeah... that was the first time I ever drank... i had a few shots, and a couple other drinks... I think i puked

awe, that's adorable. Remember, the best cure for a hangover is to start drinking again