What the **** is wrong with women?

[Aesop Rocks]

Why the **** do girls message me on Facebook just to ****ing tell me they just got done seeing their **** buddy? I DON'T KNOW YOU. WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS? WHAT DO YOU GAIN BY TELLING ME THIS?

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

I've honestly never had this happen.

 

[NHawk19]

hmm I need more interesting friends

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

I've never had this happen either. I don't know how to respond.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

I don't know how to respond either.

 

[terry78]

While it would be fun to sit back and wait for the giant ****storm that may come from the females of the board upon seeing this title, the answer is that these chicks view you as a friend, another chick to gossip and talk about with. Soon as a girl I may be interested in starts talking to me about any other dude, red flag.

 

[Yurka]

^That, or they're interested and are just baiting a response out of you.


But it sounds like this is a common occurrence soooo...yea, what terry said

 

[Bat-Mite]

Oh look, a sexist thread. How old fashioned!

 

[Duke]

I'm perplexed. I honestly don't know how to respond either.

 

[Calvin]

Why do you even have people on your facebook list that you don't know?

 

[POWdER-man]

Yeah...you're in the "friend zone".

You have two ways you can react to this. Just ignore it, and unless you like this girl than what do you care what she does? Just tell her good on you, and go on with the rest of your day.

Or you can be direct and tell her to stop telling you as you don't want to hear it anymore. I don't know what your relationship is like with this girl, but this would depend on how you would reply back to her. For example if you have an open and relaxed friendship (ie you joke or tease each other all the time) then I would reveal something gross that happened to you that she probably doesn't want to hear and say see I don't want to hear your junk either.

 

[Warhammer]

If you really do have a girl that message you talking about them having sex with somebody else, she definitely views you as one of her girl friends, which to most people, can be viewed as a bad thing. Personally, there is absolutely nothing wrong with having a platonic best friend of a different sex. But when you break it down, we guys have been talking to each other about sex and innuendo for our whole lives so it's normal. So when your boy is like "Yo man, I had sex with this girl last night," you're gonna be like "oh snap, forreal, was she fine as hell?" and give me some dap. That's just guys being guys.

But when a girl is like "OMG, I just f***ed this guy last night," you're gonna be like "......uh, why the hell? Cool?" She should keep that kind of s*** to her and her girlfriends. Talking about her latest one night stand and her periods should only be talked about with her girl friends, not her guy friends. I know for me, that s*** is just awkward and breaks the norm.

 

[BizarroAids]

Why the **** do girls message me on Facebook just to ****ing tell me they just got done seeing their **** buddy? I DON'T KNOW YOU. WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS? WHAT DO YOU GAIN BY TELLING ME THIS?

Put it in your "Spank Bank" and save it for later.

 

[redmarvel]

What in BLUE BLAZES is wrong with you that you decide that ALL WOMEN are the same as a few Facebook females that behave like fools?

Just sayin'

 

[enterthemadness]

Why the **** do girls message me on Facebook just to ****ing tell me they just got done seeing their **** buddy? I DON'T KNOW YOU. WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS? WHAT DO YOU GAIN BY TELLING ME THIS?

Respond and ask if she got butter on her popcorn?