What Was The Dumbest Thing You Saw Today?

[The Original Bamfer]

Well alright. I guess I'd pay to see that.

I knew you would!

 

[Maximus One]

Didnt really see anything dumb today but this made me think of something that is out right hilarious. One of my naighbors was chilling with me one day and I dont know how we got on the subject of the holocaust and nazis but my neighbor was convinced that nazis were part of a religion called the Holocaustals. It was sooo damn funny. I hate living in KY but dumbass rednecks like that make it worth it sometimes just for the ******ed stuff that comes outta there mouths sometimes

 

[katie_girl09]

One of my brother's friends was insisting that "religion" was called so because the "re-" was a prefix signifying "rebirth" and a kind of brain-wiping. When I proceeded to ask him what a "ligion" was, he stared at me blankly.

 

[Wesley Dodds]

Didnt really see anything dumb today but this made me think of something that is out right hilarious. One of my naighbors was chilling with me one day and I dont know how we got on the subject of the holocaust and nazis but my neighbor was convinced that nazis were part of a religion called the Holocaustals. It was sooo damn funny. I hate living in KY but dumbass rednecks like that make it worth it sometimes just for the ******ed stuff that comes outta there mouths sometimes

"The Holocaustals"?



Sounds like the name of the most tasteless Motown band ever...

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Didn't see anything dumb yet, but did see something pretty sad (not crying sad, facepalm sad). Was getting on the bus this morning and the woman in front of me was so fat she couldn't lift her leg high enough to get on the bus. The bus driver needed to use his hydrolics to lower the bus so she could get on.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Double post.

 

[SpeterMan3]

Here's something I heard last night playing basketball, on the court next to me.


"If you play basketball so much, why aren't you taller??"

Round here the shorties got pudding in their skulls.

 

[Majic Walrus]

My drunk face in the mirror after 13 shots of Kentucky Gentleman. I'd kill a man to get rid of this hangover.

 

[Maximus One]

"The Holocaustals"?



Sounds like the name of the most tasteless Motown band ever...

Haha all he did was get the word holocaust and the penecostals mixed up. I started arguing with him about it and he was absolutely convinced he was right. It was one of the funniest things Ive ever heard in my life.

 

[Maximus One]

Didn't see anything dumb yet, but did see something pretty sad (not crying sad, facepalm sad). Was getting on the bus this morning and the woman in front of me was so fat she couldn't lift her leg high enough to get on the bus. The bus driver needed to use his hydrolics to lower the bus so she could get on.

I am utterly apalled that you would find that "facepalm" sad and not crying sad. I really hope you arent the type of person to make fun of disabled people like that. Its been proven that people are genetically predisposed to be obese but of course mcdonalds dont help but still making fun of people that are that fat is not cool in my book. I way about 360 and I get around just find the only reason I have knee problems is from injuries I suffered when I was 16 and that combined with my obesity make my knees pretty damn sore but if I had never suffered said injuries I would get around just find. Plus for a fat guy I can be pretty light on my feet, in short bursts lmao

 

[Sawyer]

Spencer and Heidi Pratt.

 

[Booznian]

I'm driving to Florida and I went into a rest stop down in Kentucky. Well long story short; the stalls were all taken so some guy took a **** in the urinal.



:facepalm

 

[Wesley Dodds]

Bump!

 

[Marx]

I pulled up to a traffic light today, looked in my rear view mirror to see a man alone in his car eating an ice cream cone with one hand, and holding a cellphone with the other. He was also talking so I assume he had the cellphone on speaker. And yes, when the light turned green, he continued to hold both and drove with his wrists.

 

[BizarroAids]

A woman was buying candy for her kid at Quicktrip. The candy was .79 cents.

The dumb part, she wrote a check for it, and it was declined.

There was 4 of us in line for 10 minutes.

 

[Hobgoblin]

I didnt really see it, but my co-worker called in sick. Supposedly he had a 103 temperature, despite the fact that he looked fine yesterday. He always calls in sick.

 

[\S/uperman]

A woman was buying candy for her kid at Quicktrip. The candy was .79 cents.

The dumb part, she wrote a check for it, and it was declined.

There was 4 of us in line for 10 minutes.

I'd say the dumb thing is the gas station is called quicktrip.

It really isn't any quicker

 

[Go Web Go!]

Not today, but a week or 2 ago: Cop texting with both hands, driving with their knees. Was kinda hoping they'd rear the car in front of them, to be honest.

 

[Ipodman]

Myself in the mirror

 

[JP]

Ipodman's reflection in my mirror.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Tron Legacy clip

 

[Kane52630]

Tron Legacy clip

^ this guy over here.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

That guy up there

 

[Ipodman]

Ipodman's reflection in my mirror.

You saw it too?!

 

[Sam Fisher]

You saw it too?!

Yes, it was abosolutely horrific.