Iron Man 3 What would Tony Stark say about the Avengers

[darthcoolness3]

What would Tony Stark say about the Avengers to the kid in Tennessee in Iron Man 3?

My Prediction:
1. Captain America- bossy and annoying
2. Hulk/Bruce Banner- best lab assistant ever
3. Thor: thunderstruck
4. Loki- worst god ever
5. Nick Fury- bossy
6. Black Widow- awesome
7. Hawkeye-eye of a hawk

 

[GRangerPrimeNYC]

Captain America: Boy Scout, suit was too tight

Hulk: Stole Jared Fogle's (the Subway guy) pants

Black Widow: Tight between the legs, stay on her rear

Thor: Mister Drapes, stay away from the hammer, but ask what shampoo he recommends

Loki: Raindeer Rockstar Diva

Hawkeye: Kinda like Legolas and Robin Hood, but not as flashy. Wait, he was an Avenger?!

Nick Fury: He has his eye on ya, but not his ears, so (insert cheesy quip here)

 

[Immortalfire]

Loki isn't an Avenger, so I doubt Tony would say anything about him.

 

[DoubleO]

Thor: He's a Demi God
Captain America: A super soldier, a living legend who kinda lives up to the legend.
Hawkeye/Black Widow: Couple of master assassins.
Banner: A man with breathtaking anger management issues.

I think he'd say something along those lines ;-)

 

[-JKR-]

He'd rather say something like "Leave me alone with that Avengers stuff, kid"

 

[Nathan]

Here is what he would say.

 

[Iron_Stark]

LOL, those were funny and something Tony would say.