What would you rather be? An octopus or a mermaid?

[Xeno]

Sharktopus!

 

[Ultimatehero]

Isnt she turning 16 in the movie? Same with Sleeping beauty too i think

Sleeping Beauty is 16, just checked. Unsure about Aerial. But, Walt was very persistent about getting a girl who sounded 13 or 14 to play the just-teenager Snow White (14 years old). He listened to a lot of girls who were 13 or 14 and they all sounded too old. Finally he heard an actress who was around 16-19 and said "that's perfect! She sounds like a fourteen year old girl to me!"

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Sharktopus!

Brilliant

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Sharkshark trumps all.

 

[Quasimod0]

Sharkshark trumps all.

All shark. All danger.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Heck no I'd be badass like a version of Aquaman but less human looking.

Damn, now that's just ****ing awesome

 

[Silvermoth]

Wait, for real? Because octopuses only live a few years at best. The Giant Pacific Octopus would be lucky to live for four years, and it dies after it mates.

Yeah but what a crazy few years it would be!

 

[Airwings]

Sharktopus!

That's the only way to kill such a monsterous creature.

First: get a powerful rifle and some big sharp knives
Second: let it swallow you whole
Third: slaughter it from the inside

As we know from films, it's impossible to take it down by external force. Too many people will just get eaten in the process.
Only one person is enough, a brave hero who's willing to sacrifice himself if he doesn't survive the encounter.