WHats the best way to tell a nosy neigbour to mind their own business in a nice way?

[Erzengel]

Answer the door naked.

 

[logansoldcigar]

say "please mind your business and stop being nosy, kthanxbye"

or, as i would phrase it "feck off"

 

[Ronny Shade]

Answer the door naked.

That reminds me of Grandma's Boy. "Your ass is tanner than my face"

 

[Danalys]

only if they aren't going to fight back. see if someone did that to me i'd reshape it in the night to look like they were *********ing.

 

[Bad Superman]

There is this nosy neighbour. You talk to her once & she figures your her best friend. I realize she is a lonely old lady, never married, with few friends. But why does she keep dropping by my place unannounced? I am nice enough to chat with her when I see her, but this is crazy.

Any suggestions?

you see she just rang my doorbell, my patrio door was open, so was my front door but screen door was locked, but I did not answer the door.....
she went away after 2 rings...she is about 55-60 years old.....

Easy. Pop in a porn DVD every time she comes in unannounced and raise the volume to a credible level where she can listen and I'm sure she'll get the message you are "busy".

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

I think my idea's better.

 

[War Lord]

There is this nosy neighbour. You talk to her once & she figures your her best friend. I realize she is a lonely old lady, never married, with few friends. But why does she keep dropping by my place unannounced? I am nice enough to chat with her when I see her, but this is crazy.

Any suggestions?

you see she just rang my doorbell, my patrio door was open, so was my front door but screen door was locked, but I did not answer the door.....
she went away after 2 rings...she is about 55-60 years old.....

I've found that the best way to handle it is tactful honesty. If she drops by, be willing to chat for whatever time you really have and then when you need to break it off, do it gently.

You could also be willing to take the time out for an occasional visit.

 

[ang_hulk]

well
set up torches in your yard,nothing special just fire on a stick.walk outside really early in the morning with boxers and large boots with a winter coat on no matter the season
practice with big flashy weapons in the yard
yell alot
if she ever is attracted to these things then you have fun and tell her a terrible story about somone who came in your yard.thats the end.

 

[November Rain]

There is this nosy neighbour. You talk to her once & she figures your her best friend. I realize she is a lonely old lady, never married, with few friends. But why does she keep dropping by my place unannounced? I am nice enough to chat with her when I see her, but this is crazy.

Any suggestions?

you see she just rang my doorbell, my patrio door was open, so was my front door but screen door was locked, but I did not answer the door.....
she went away after 2 rings...she is about 55-60 years old.....

you're in too deep, you'll have to wait for her to bite the dust...

un-lucky....

 

[Corinthian™]

dress in drag, unshaved and with a very deep voice... and call her susan just because


OR


Try to disguise as a Satanist and try to invite her

OR

pretend you were having Sex with a Girl

 

[Octoberist]

Just stare at the sky when they're around. Keep on staring and they'll go away.

 

[kainedamo]

She's just a friendly neighbour. I know it's an old fashioned concept, but neighbours used to drop in on each other all the time.

If you really want rid of her you'll just have to tell her. Use your common sense and just say "look I like my privacy and I don't really like unannounced visits". Let us know how it goes.

Alternatively, get her msn and tell her on msn.

 

[LEX]

Just tell her straight-out nicely and politely that you want her to respect your privacy. Simple as that.

If you want to be subtle instead, just let her in, listen to your CD player with your headphones on and read a book. She'll get the message.

 

[redmarvel]

Here's a thought.... give her a taste of her own medicine.

Drop by her place at 5 in the morning, saying, "Hi. I woke up early and wondered if you could make me a cup of coffee." Then drop by her place around midnight and ask if she could give you a "shot". Then try 3am, saying "Hey, I figured since we were such good friends you wouldn't mind making me an omelet, I've run out of eggs". Keep doing this and she'll tell you to get lost.