What's the deal with popcorn?

[Noon]

damn now I have a craving for popcorn, I need to go to the shop and get some

Damn you!

 

[TNC9852002]

Friends don't let friends drive drunk....unless they're drunk.

-TNC

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Microwave popcorn for some reason makes my microwave arc and pop like I was trying to nuke a spoon or something. It makes me sad

 

[black_dust]

Microwave popcorn for some reason makes my microwave arc and pop like I was trying to nuke a spoon or something. It makes me sad

Someone hid a spoon in your microwave

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Yeah that must be it.

 

[Dodger]

Soda mixed with Popcorn that has been sitting for a day smells worse than death....but yet, when fresh, it's so delicous espically with M&M's omg

 

[jimmy]

With M and M's? That's a heart-attack waiting to happen.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Next time...try eating your popcorn without a penis in the bag.

 

[Warhammer]

Hate popcorn.
Unless there's sugar and nuts involved.

Yucky.

 

[Master Chief]

damn now I have a craving for popcorn, I need to go to the shop and get some

Damn you!

Eat potatoes, woman!!

 

[Hades]

Caramel popcorn...

Mmmmmmm....

I wish thet sold that were I lived...teh sigh.

 

[heypapajinx]

popcorn is a stale, gum slicing, sassy ***** of a snack.
beware of the repercussions of popcorn... it never forgets.

 

[tzarinna]

Yucky.

You don't like the Cracker Jack and PoppyCock?
For shame.
Ooooo,I forgot the Fiddle Faddle.

 

[chamber-music]

warm popcorns great.

 

[muertevilla]

your people call it corn. my people call it maiz

 

[Master Chief]

You don't like the Cracker Jack and PoppyCock?
For shame.
Ooooo,I forgot the Fiddle Faddle.

I discovered an oversized tin can of PoppyCock popcorn/almonds and whatnot in my kitchen. It was half gone and I had no idea what it was. I love it. It's not all. Breaking up in my hands and it's great to pick up individually and eat because it's not all light, it has that coating. So it won't melt on your tongue. Gawd. Awesome stuff. Just awesome. F**k regular popcorn though.

 

[Mee]

Pansy.

 

[Master Chief]

I never retreat.
I never surrender.
YOU are the pansy,
pansy.

 

[AndThePickles]

I only like caramel popcorn....normally I'm never in the mood for the regular kind.

 

[heypapajinx]

your people call it corn. my people call it maiz

THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR PEOPLE CAN'T SPELL GOOD!!!

 

[Hades]

Pfft, Italian Indian

Is that a tear in his eye?

 

[Asgard]

Caramel pop corn is the bestest.

Also, and this might just be me, but I find that if you add rice crackers and that Japanese sesame seed/seaweed stuff that you sprinkle over rice with your popcorn, it compliments the texture of the corn and adds a very distinctive and delicious flavor.

It's almost as bestest as caramel pop corn in my opinion.

 

[heypapajinx]

Pfft, Italian Indian

Is that a tear in his eye?

i think you're supposed to say
"is that a tear in your eye or are you just happy i'm raping you?"

 

[The Riddler]

masterchief is too young to get drunk!

 

[tzarinna]

I forgot Crunch and Munch.