When I met Natalie Portman: A Story.

[StarWarsAgent]

*star wars agent runs off to change pants*

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lol, what the heck is that? that's not even the real dress from the movie! looks like a custom made Amidala doll. doesn't even look like Nat. WTH? oh well, all Nat gets :heart:

 

[Sloth7d]

 

[StarWarsAgent]

She looks even hotter bald!!!!!:heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:

 

[Kevin Roegele]

lol, that's some good fiction. So My name is Jimmy now? alright, whatever works for U guys. BTW, I been with real girls man.

Aha!

So you're admitting Natalie Portman isn't a real girl you've met, just a fantasy? t:

 

[JackBauer]

they're waiting for you, SWA...

 

[Justice-Man]

Anyone who actually uses the term "real girls" has got to have some serious loneliness issues...

BTW, I been with real girls man. I meet real girls all the time, I go to a club once a week and get to meet tons of hot chicks. And yes, I been married, unlike so many of you, still trying to figure it out. I've had tons of GF's, married..Trust me, I had my share of cute girls..including hanging out with Nat in Rosarito ! eat that! hahahaha.

Even if it were true, and... I mean... come on..., "I've had tons of GF's"? Please, maybe by Star Warrior standards, but I do love the fact that all of your statements are past-tense... ever wonder why that is?

Well, that's enough about the possibility of this being true. The fact of the matter is that if you had actually ever been with a "real girl" you just would talk the way you do. Anyone who reads anything you post would categorize you as a sad, strange little man and a potential stalker just pased on you wording alone. Not to mention the obvious fact that you seem to have major issues concerning reality as is common with most Star Warriors. At this point my advice would just be to let it go or just come clean and hope that people forget the little glimpse they got to see of your solitude.

... and if you don't trust me, just remember...

 

[Whirlysplat]

This has got to be the funniest stalker fiction in the history of man.

Agreed it is pure genius!

- Whirly

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Starwarsagent....























































....I am your father!

 

[Justice-Man]

....I am your father!

and... we have a winner!

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Award goes to Amazing Lee.

 

[Tangled Web]

I love Natalie Portman. Agent, if you loved her, you would quit using her in your creepy stories you act out with your real dolls.

 

[SsM]

this thread is starting to get creepy

 

[Tangled Web]

OMG! Starwarsagent really did meet Natalie Portman!!! Here's a pic!!!

 

[Mike_D202]

It probably went more like this:

"I was dancing by myself because I was totally wasted during spring break and all the hot chicks were dancing away from me. I saw a chick that looked like Natalie Portman with my beer goggles so I was stumble-danced my way over to her. I smiled at her and she smiled back while turning away from me and began to dance the other way. But I could tell she wanted me because she smiled back at me anyways, so I followed her while wearing my *I love Yoda* t-shirt until her body guard pushed me to the ground and kicked sand in my face. The End."

 

[Kevin Roegele]

It probably went more like this:

"I was dancing by myself because I was totally wasted during spring break and all the hot chicks were dancing away from me. I saw a chick that looked like Natalie Portman with my beer goggles so I was stumble-danced my way over to her. I smiled at her and she smiled back while turning away from me and began to dance the other way. But I could tell she wanted me because she smiled back at me anyways, so I followed her while wearing my *I love Yoda* t-shirt until her body guard pushed me to the ground and kicked sand in my face. The End."

LOL

Or like this.....

"I was in my bedroom and decided to try and make people on the internet believe my stories."

 

[StarWarsAgent]

OMG! Starwarsagent really did meet Natalie Portman!!! Here's a pic!!!

lol, that's funny. But you gotz to remember we were in Rosarito, a resort in baja Mexico. it was summer and damn it was hot sometimes. I was wearing shorts and she wore a bikini most of the time. U gotta remember this was the best week of my life..it was almost like living another life.

 

[Sloth7d]

lol, that's funny. But you gotz to remember we were in Rosarito, a resort in baja Mexico. it was summer and damn it was hot sometimes. I was wearing shorts and she wore a bikini most of the time. U gotta remember this was the best week of my life..it was almost like living another life.

Hmmmm....

 

[The Amazing Lee]

OMG I just met god!

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

lol, that's funny. But you (1)gotz to remember we were in Rosarito, a resort in baja Mexico. it was summer and damn it was hot sometimes. (2)I was wearing shorts and she wore a bikini most of the time. U gotta remember this was the best week of my life..it was almost like living another life.

1. Nerd.

2.

3. You're the biggest bulls**ter alive.

 

[Hunter Rider]

NAL+Avvy=definite gimmick poster

 

[yenaled]

LOL, how come I've never seen this thread before.

I love it.

 

[Duende Verde]

We already knew your story was fake from the beginning, but you keep telling it's real.
Now I've got the ultimate fact to proove it's fake.

You say you meet her in Senor Frog's Rosarito during spring break 1999...

SENOR FROG'S ROSARITO DIDN'T OPEN IT'S DOORS UNTIL FALL 1999

how do I know this? I made the coming soon ad.

 

[Mee]

I long for the days when we weren't sure SWA was putting on an act.

 

[Mike_D202]

This reminds me of the time some bald old guy thought he was the best looking person to play James Bond...

Although I dont know why this reminds me of that incident, probably the delusion these two guys have living in alternate realities.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I long for the days when we weren't sure SWA was putting on an act.

Yeah, it's not really funny anymore now that we know it's a show. Fo sho.