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When suspension of disbelief just wont cut it?

G-4 tends to show it on Movies that Don't Suck. Except without the nude scene, it sucks even harder.....
 
Indy 4: Hiding in a fridge from a nuclear blast.

Wolverine: A lot of things, but the entire motorcycle scene, and the Gambit fight got me the most.

TDK: The entire movie had me rolling my eyes.

B89: Joker shooting down the Batwing with one shot of a pistol. Batman has the insight to bulletproof the Batmobile, but not his plane?

Scarface: The comical amount of cocaine he was sniffing at the end of the movie.

That has always boggled my mind

Spider-Man 1: The building on fire, this is the one instance where the Goblin was draped in rags and Spider-Man's spider-sense didn't warn him.....wth. He just took getting socked in the face
 
The L-train chase through the middle of Manhattan in Spiderman 2.

Great scene...but there ain't no L-train in the middle of Manhattan. In fact, some of the shots are pretty obviously Chicago.

Part of that took place right near where I work, so seeing a train there took me right out of it (although I loved the movie anyway).
 
multiple people on a train viewing an unmasked Spider-Man and no one running to tell others what they witnessed. Ha...yeah right, let Gotham find out who Batman is, see how that turns out
 
multiple people on a train viewing an unmasked Spider-Man and no one running to tell others what they witnessed. Ha...yeah right, let Gotham find out who Batman is, see how that turns out

Well, Peter Parker is an unknown, even if he does work at a newspaper. His face is supposed to be an "everyman" face, while Bruce Wayne is supposed to be as recognizable as Bill Gates or Donald Trump.
 
Well, Peter Parker is an unknown, even if he does work at a newspaper. His face is supposed to be an "everyman" face, while Bruce Wayne is supposed to be as recognizable as Bill Gates or Donald Trump.

very true and a good point I might add. Now, thinking outside the box, nobody had a camera? Anyways, when Doctor Octopus knocked him out, this happened I would say about mid-day jus judging from the sky during the train fight scene, he brought him to Harry that night, what the hell was he doing with him for the rest of the day?????
 
Scarface: The comical amount of cocaine he was sniffing at the end of the movie.
At that point, I don't think you're supposed to take anything Tony does seriously. He's such an over the top character, that only insane amounts of cocaine would seem right. It's the same reason why he got shot a countless amount of times and only died after a shotgun blast at point-blank range.
 
X3: Whenever Storm and Wolverine found Jean, her hair was long, but at the end of X2, her hair was shorter. They never really tell you how much time passed between the 2 films.
 
Well, Peter Parker is an unknown, even if he does work at a newspaper. His face is supposed to be an "everyman" face, while Bruce Wayne is supposed to be as recognizable as Bill Gates or Donald Trump.

cell phone cameras
 
Nightcrawler stated he has to see where he is going in order to teleport successfully, well when Rogue got flung out of the jet, he had no problem getting to her quickly even though she was freefalling
 
He also said "othervise I might teleport into a vall." I think he had no problem with teleporting into open spaces.
 
It's been awhile since I've seen this one, but I still recall this part. I remember in The World is Not Enough (my least favorite Bond film btw), during the prologue the chase scene turns into a boat chase. At one point, the tricked out boat Bond has commandeered winds up implausibly skating on the street. Now I'm willing to suspend my disbelief pretty far for a Bond film, and I could go along with a moment like this if it lasted like two seconds, but I remember Bond somehow made that boat turn a corner on the street before getting back on the water.

Also, in Spider-Man 3 when the meteor lands right next to Peter. That's when the movie broke for me.
 
He also said "othervise I might teleport into a vall." I think he had no problem with teleporting into open spaces.
...did he teleport back into the ship? That seems like a fairly confined space. He'd need to be relatively precise.
 
EDIT: I was wrong. Very wrong. Apparently, Nmap has been used in at least two other very recognizable movies: http://nmap.org/movies.html - I guess I noticed Trinity's hack more, because it was so widely publicized among tech geeks back then, and I took the sequences in Bourne Ultimatum and Die Hard 4 for granted.

In Pierce Brosnan's first appearance as James Bond, Goldeneye also introduces the lamest evil hacker to date, Boris. With the ability to 'spike' remote computer systems, Boris is the most powerful hacker in the world. Or not.​


Fail, Boris was awesome. "I am invincible!!"​
 
The Dark Knight:

Joker takes a swan dive from the top floor of a building and Batman catches him with the grapple gun--2 things should've happed. 1) Joker's leg/foot comes off from the force of his fall and being stopped so suddenly. 2) Batman should be catapulted out of the window by the pull of the Joker falling--ahh but he used a bar above the window to take the strain... yes, indeed he did, but how the f*** did he get the line and grapple gun over it so quickly after that awesome shot?

Let me guess. He's the goddamned Batman, right?

That one bothers me more than the drop with Dawes. You see his cape extend slightly at the last moment and you also hear the sound effect. Also, we all know cars in Hollywood films are made out of sugar puffs and snowflakes.
Yeah, despite the fact it was not his back, you could probably get into that whole Spider-man killing Gwen Stacy argument etc. with Batman catching Joker after gaining so much force from that fall.

The end of Paranormal Activity 2 kind of took me out of the movie. Even knowing what was possible after the first, it just didn't do it for me I guess.
 
At that point, I don't think you're supposed to take anything Tony does seriously. He's such an over the top character, that only insane amounts of cocaine would seem right. It's the same reason why he got shot a countless amount of times and only died after a shotgun blast at point-blank range.

He wore a bullet proof jacket and with all the cocaine he took he was like a Terminator :)
 
very true and a good point I might add. Now, thinking outside the box, nobody had a camera? Anyways, when Doctor Octopus knocked him out, this happened I would say about mid-day jus judging from the sky during the train fight scene, he brought him to Harry that night, what the hell was he doing with him for the rest of the day?????

Doc Ock can't be seen running around on the Osborne's building during broad daylight.


Nightcrawler stated he has to see where he is going in order to teleport successfully, well when Rogue got flung out of the jet, he had no problem getting to her quickly even though she was freefalling
There was a big hole in the top of the plane that he could probably see her above the plane falling.
 
I always assumed that Tony was high off coke and his adrenalin was pumping so fast which is why he lasted as long as he did
 
The entire opening sequence of Moonraker may be the most implausible sequence in any Bond film (and this is probably the most implausible Bond film yet IMO).
 
Spider-Man's spider sense not warning him of Harry advancing towards him on that glider when Peter was riding on his bike
 
Spider-Man's spider sense not warning him of Harry advancing towards him on that glider when Peter was riding on his bike

I got a better one for you: MJ not noticing a huge *** glider with a full grown man on it in her apartment or not being able to hear the sound of the engine.
 
The entire opening sequence of Moonraker may be the most implausible sequence in any Bond film (and this is probably the most implausible Bond film yet IMO).

Tanya Roberts not noticing a diragible coming up behind her is the most implausable scene in a Bond movie to me.
 
Tanya Roberts not noticing a diragible coming up behind her is the most implausable scene in a Bond movie to me.

Speaking of which, it always annoys me when characters in movies and tv just become so oblivious to something that a normal human would notice right away. Walking down a hallway, even if I'm having a conversation with someone, I am POSITIVE I'd notice a person hanging from the ceiling, since normal human peripheral vision goes up, as well as sideways.

Not a movie, but there was a scene in L&O: LA last night that made me and my wife both go "WTF?" A girl was walking in a dark back alley, and as she walked out from behind the building she was in, a car turns on its headlights, waits a few seconds, guns it and runs her down. Thing is, she didn't notice the car until it was almost on top of her. I mean, in a dark alley, you won't notice headlights turning on behind you? And you won't hear an engine start up? You won't hear an engine gunning behind you?

The thing is, this isn't an isolated incident. Scenes similar to this are in all kinds of movies, even good ones.
 
I got a better one for you: MJ not noticing a huge *** glider with a full grown man on it in her apartment or not being able to hear the sound of the engine.

I'll raise you, Harry's butler knowing exactly how Norman Osborn died, and waiting 2 years to tell Harry the truth.
 

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