Where to go on Vacation?!?

[Erzengel]

who said what now?

Exactly.

 

[Erzengel]

What a confusing statement.

Also, you'd have to have pretty low standards to do anything with a drunk girl. That's sort of... trashy. That is, unless you're drunk too. Even out the playing fields.

(And I'm not single.)

I should have said prudes.

But, I'm just messing with you.

Of course, a lot of girls are more apt to different things while inebriated.

 

[moraldeficiency]

What's funny is the drunker I get the more sense you make, so it's another situation of me drinking being a win-win situation.

 

[moraldeficiency]

I should have said prudes.

But, I'm just messing with you.

Of course, a lot of girls are more apt to different things while inebriated.

cough*buttsex*cough

 

[Erzengel]

*high five*

 

[lemmasaurus]

I should have said prudes.

But, I'm just messing with you.

Of course, a lot of girls are more apt to different things while inebriated.

Well, that's obvious. But to do anything with a girl when she is clearly intoxicated and you are not is pretty awful.

 

[Erzengel]

Unless she's hot, but I guess that goes without saying.

 

[moraldeficiency]

Well, that's obvious. But to do anything with a girl when she is clearly intoxicated and you are not is pretty awful.

so the trick is to build up the ability to get blitzed yourself while maintaining just enough control to still take advantage? Well I commend your forward thinking on this matter, sure some feminists might not agree with your drunken advantage taking philosphy, but I say if you're pissing them off you must be doing something right.

Remember kids do like lemma and make sure before you try the accidental buttsex "opps it slipped" move make sure you're drunk too.

 

[lemmasaurus]

What are you talking about? All I said was that taking advantage of a drunk girl is a really morally reprehensible thing to do. If you're sober and intentionally manipulating an intoxicated girl because it means you can get action without even trying, that's pretty ****ty. If you happen to be drinking too, then your judgment is also impaired and you deserve whatever consequences come from hooking up while inebriated.

And I do not condone accidental buttsex :V

 

[moraldeficiency]

And I do not condone accidental buttsex :V

well you just lost the blue collar vote. Commie!

 

[lemmasaurus]

Probably because I would be on the receiving end of any accidental buttsex. D:

 

[Erzengel]

What are you talking about? All I said was that taking advantage of a drunk girl is a really morally reprehensible thing to do. If you're sober and intentionally manipulating an intoxicated girl because it means you can get action without even trying, that's pretty ****ty. If you happen to be drinking too, then your judgment is also impaired and you deserve whatever consequences come from hooking up while inebriated.

And I do not condone accidental buttsex :V

There's a line, f'ing a girl who's past out drunk and violating here is pretty reprehensible.

However, if you're saying if a girl is noticeably drunk, it's not okay to sleep with her unless you are drunk as well?

 

[lemmasaurus]

I just think that it's sort of sleazy to try to hook up with someone when their judgment is impaired and they would... possibly not ever hook up with you sober. I guess it's really their own fault for getting drunk in a situation where that could happen, but I suppose I just prefer a levelled playing field. That way no one has the upper hand, basically.

Honestly, the best thing to do is just to be sober and find someone else who is sober :V It ain't that hard.

 

[Prison Mike]

go to Sandals Jamaica. It's all inclusive.

 

[Erzengel]

I hate that whole, well, I wouldn't of hooked up with them if I wasn't drunk. Most of the time it's just an excuse for something they fully agreed with at the time. And no matter how drunk I've got, I've was always in full control of my faculties. I knew what I was doing, sure it was hard keeping balance.

 

[Captain Planet!]

I go to Ocean City.

 

[lemmasaurus]

I hate that whole, well, I wouldn't of hooked up with them if I wasn't drunk. Most of the time it's just an excuse for something they fully agreed with at the time. And no matter how drunk I've got, I've was always in full control of my faculties. I knew what I was doing, sure it was hard keeping balance.

That's what they all say.

 

[Erzengel]

Well, I've turned down things so yeah.

 

[lemmasaurus]

I'm just saying that not everyone is in such spectacular control of their facilities when they drink, even when they think they are. I have friends like this who are particularly terrible, especially one who is Irish and therefore thinks he has the most amazing abilities whilst drinking, when really he's basically incapacitated on the floor for most of it. Until he ends up puking in my boyfriend's sink.

 

[Erzengel]

And I'm just saying not everyone who blames alcohol and complains that "Oh, I don't know what I was thinking going home with......." is being honest with themselves.

 

[moraldeficiency]

I hate that whole, well, I wouldn't of hooked up with them if I wasn't drunk. Most of the time it's just an excuse for something they fully agreed with at the time. And no matter how drunk I've got, I've was always in full control of my faculties. I knew what I was doing, sure it was hard keeping balance.

so you're saying you pissed on the neighbor's dog on purpose?

 

[moraldeficiency]

I'm just saying that not everyone is in such spectacular control of their facilities when they drink, even when they think they are. I have friends like this who are particularly terrible, especially one who is Irish and therefore thinks he has the most amazing abilities whilst drinking, when really he's basically incapacitated on the floor for most of it. Until he ends up puking in my boyfriend's sink.

Irish hater, we don't all drink. Well I mean I do and so does everyone in my family, and so does every irish friend I've ever had..... but that's no reason to assume we're all drunks you damn racist!!!!*sips at beer*

 

[Erzengel]

so you're saying you pissed on the neighbor's dog on purpose?

Well in my defense, the dog was asking for it.

 

[Darknightnomis]

H.B.G.

Home But Gone.

 

[moraldeficiency]

Well in my defense, the dog was asking for it.

I know that dog, he's an *******.

H.B.G.

Home But Gone.

That's kinda depressing.