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Who is Batman's true-love?

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The canidates are...

Catwoman
Talia Al Ghul
Vicki Vale
Julie Madison
Sasha Bordeaux
 
Sawyer said:
The canidates are...

Catwoman
Talia Al Ghul
Vicki Vale
Julie Madison
Sasha Bordeaux
You KNOW who I'da said,...
 
all those canidates are pretty hot(except for Alfred and Robin), but I'd have to go with Selina, she's pretty flexible ;)
 
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BUTTERCUP!!!
 
Tropico said:
Princess Buttercup


Batman: All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead.

The Riddler: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

Batman: You've made your decision then?

The Riddler: Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.

Batman: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.

The Riddler: Wait til I get going! Now, where was I?

Batman: Australia.

The Riddler: Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

Batman: You're just stalling now.

The Riddler: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten Killer Croc, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested David Cain, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

Batman: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.

The Riddler: IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS!

Batman: Then make your choice.

The Riddler: I will, and I choose - *points away* What in the world can that be?

Batman: *looks away* What? Where? I don't see anything.

The Riddler: *switches glasses* Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter. First, let's drink. *Batman looks back* Me from my glass, and you from yours.

*they drink*

Batman: You guessed wrong.

The Riddler: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha... *dies*



:D :up:
 
In the Batman version he would just go to sleep. Every Batbiatch would let you know Batman doesn't kill.:o

Still, that was great.:D:up:
 
Gotham.

And Question, nice.:D :up:
 
Catwoman of course.
I wish they would have developed the relationship more after Batman: Hush.
 
I always thought Silver St. Cloud was the one. 'Cause Bruce seemed to fret about the state of their relationship all the time.
 
Definetely. It was the first and probably only bat relationship that actually seemed like a relationship
 

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