Who would win: Batman vs. Chuck Norris

[ToddIsDead]

I hear that when Norris presses ctrl + alt + del, it restarts every computer in a 500 mile radius.

 

[Mee]

That may be the dumbest Chuck Norris joke I've ever seen.

 

[Fledermaus]

That's the dumbest Chuck Norris joke I've ever seen.

 

[The Leaguer]

Vin Diesel would win, because it's about time that Chuck Norris got his ass kicked for his facts ripping off Vin Diesel's facts.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Vin Diesel is almost as lame as Zauriel.

 

[The Leaguer]

And yet he's still less lame than Chuck Norris.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I agree. The whole lot of 'em are lame. Throw Batman in there too, while you're at it. Abducting little boys is never cool, man.

 

[The Leaguer]

That's cool, as long as you acknowledge that Chuck Norris is the lamest of the lame.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Walker, Texas Ranger, on the other hand, is badass. Especially when he's on Conan.

 

[The Leaguer]

That's because it's Conan; badassness by proxy.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

True.

 

[Purple Man]

Indiana Jones would whipe the floor with Walker, Texas Ranger.

Walker would try and intimidate Indy with all his fancy moves, and then..

BLAM!

Indy shoots Walker in the heart for the win.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Let's be honest, here. Indiana Jones would wipe the floor with everybody.

 

[Purple Man]

Besides Han Solo.

 

[Fledermaus]

Now that would be a good fight.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I'd take Indy over Han, actually. At least a lightsaber would just melt a bullet instead of bouncing it back to Indy.

 

[Purple Man]

Han doesn't have a lightsaber. It would just be a quick draw contest. Gun vs lazer gun.

 

[Fledermaus]

I don't know about Han VS Indy, but Chewbacca would f**k Short Round up.

 

[The Leaguer]

We're all missing the point here: Conan O'Brien is king.

 

[Diamondhead]

Who would win in the ultimate fight to the death. The Dark Knight, Batman or Walker, Texas Ranger and leader of the Karate Kommandoes: Chuck Norris?

My money's on Chuck

Chuck Norris would win because batman is a fictional character and nothing but paper but let's have fun anyway !

If chuck Norris had to fight any of those latest batman brigands from Adam west to batman begins actor (I forgot its name)
Chuck would whoop their butts altogether I guess!
Because he was the only guy capable of defeating Bruce lee

If a paralyzed Christopher reeve in a wheelchair had to fight Linda carter (wonder woman) I guess you'd know the outcome
And that’s how they really decided it in that justice league animation series where superman had a fight with wonder woman.

let say if Lou Ferrigno (the incredible hulk) had to fight an ordinary weakling like Dean Cain, not only Lou Ferrigno could crush his bones but he could take any other superhero actor as well…
Well except for spawn actor (Michael jai white) or this blade actor perhaps!

That how they should decide the outcome of fights by basing it on reality
and doing celebrity boxing with those actors too decide who would beat whom.

 

[Ultimate_Superman]

This is one fight Batman can not win.

 

[Ultimate_Superman]

Chuck Norris would win because batman is a fictional character and nothing but paper but let's have fun anyway !

If chuck Norris had to fight any of those latest batman brigands from Adam west to batman begins actor (I forgot its name)
Chuck would whoop their butts altogether I guess!
Because he was the only guy capable of defeating Bruce lee

If a paralyzed Christopher reeve in a wheelchair had to fight Linda carter (wonder woman) I guess you'd know the outcome
And that’s how they really decided it in that justice league animation series where superman had a fight with wonder woman.

let say if Lou Ferrigno (the incredible hulk) had to fight an ordinary weakling like Dean Cain, not only Lou Ferrigno could crush his bones but he could take any other superhero actor as well…
Well except for spawn actor (Michael jai white) or this blade actor perhaps!

That how they should decide the outcome of fights by basing it on reality
and doing celebrity boxing with those actors too decide who would beat whom.

Adam West would own Lou.

 

[MajinShenron]

Chuck Norris would win.

And for the idiot who said "I don't think Chuck Norris knows any martial artists" thats a stupid thing to say. He was an undefeated karate master for many years.

 

[Mee]

Adam West would own Lou.

How about Adam West Batman vs Mayor West?

 

[Ultimate_Superman]

Now thats a hard one