Who would win: Batman vs. Chuck Norris

[Ultimate_Superman]

That's the dumbest Chuck Norris joke I've ever seen.

LOL it should be the other way around.

 

[Default36]

Chuck Norris would win because batman is a fictional character and nothing but paper but let's have fun anyway !

If chuck Norris had to fight any of those latest batman brigands from Adam west to batman begins actor (I forgot its name)
Chuck would whoop their butts altogether I guess!
Because he was the only guy capable of defeating Bruce lee

If a paralyzed Christopher reeve in a wheelchair had to fight Linda carter (wonder woman) I guess you'd know the outcome
And that’s how they really decided it in that justice league animation series where superman had a fight with wonder woman.

let say if Lou Ferrigno (the incredible hulk) had to fight an ordinary weakling like Dean Cain, not only Lou Ferrigno could crush his bones but he could take any other superhero actor as well…
Well except for spawn actor (Michael jai white) or this blade actor perhaps!

That how they should decide the outcome of fights by basing it on reality
and doing celebrity boxing with those actors too decide who would beat whom.

wow...thats just....wow. I mean...no...wow. If Christopher Reeve had to fight Linda Carter and...wait...what?

You guys know this is from the IGN comics board right? They have the USE YOUR DELUSION every not and again where Batman has to beat different impossible situations. Last month it was Batman vs Alan Moore's beard, they had a Batman vs Jessica Alba's No Nudity Clause. Its a blast you should check it out.

And Batman forfeits the battle after prepping for the battle and decides that Norris would make the better Batman, ushering in the new age in Gotham of BATNORRIS THE KNIGHT RANGER!

 

[onceasaint]

Could Norris's Roundhouse Kick be more powerful than the SBP Retcon Punch?

 

[The Leaguer]

No, because Chuck Norris is lame.

 

[trustyside-kick]

This is like a joke thread...obviously Bats would kick his ass. :P

 

[The Leaguer]

Of course it's a joke thread... the joke is that people think those Chuck Norris facts are funny!

 

[trustyside-kick]

Well very few of the Chuck Norris jokes are. One I like is this one:

"When Chuck Norris falls in the water Chuck Norris does not get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris."

That one is pretty funny.

 

[XwolverineX]

Batman.

 

[Super_Ludacris]

Batman obviously

 

[thealiasman2000]

Since you brought it up:

Chuck Norris would DEMOLISH that nancy pretty boy Christian Bale.

Norris was more badass in his entire film carrer than Bale in all of "Batman Begins".

I mean, Chuck Norris would NEVER feel so insecure that he would need a tank to beat a guy with a cloth bag on his head.

And without Morgan Freeman to do all the thinking for him, Bale is doomed.


Michael Keaton, that's a diffrent story...

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Norris was more badass in his entire film carrer than Bale in all of "Batman Begins".

Uh... isn't that comparison a bit skewed?

 

[thealiasman2000]

No, because Norris kicked more ass in all of his movies than Christian Bale in "Batman Begins".

I mean, we are talking about the skinny wuss from "The Machinist" VS Walker Texas Ranger here.

 

[The Leaguer]

Uh... isn't that comparison a bit skewed?

No, it's only fair. Chuck Norris is so lame that the only way he could possibly be compared to anyone else's movie is if you added up his entire career, and threw in a few Dolph Lundgren movies, too.

 

[TheFalcon]

Batman

 

[thealiasman2000]

Chuck Norris may not be the coolest person alive, but he's DEFINTELY cooler than Nolan's Batman.

Hell, he could pretty much beat all Batmen with the exception of Michael Keaton.

 

[Symbiotic Venom]

Chuck Norris would win.

 

[bulok]

This poll is redundant. The Batman storyline is in actual fact an autobiographical journal of Chuck's life to date, with names changed to protect the innocent and Chuck's family.

Nightwing, Robin and Jason Todd are also in fact representations of multi facets of Chuck's psyche. His womanizing side, his intellectual and his a$$ kicking persona, all rolled into one ultimate Chuck persona, "Batman".

I am actually free to announce this due anonimity provided to me by the Internet, and I am using a public cyber cafe.


edit for spelling

 

[ToddIsDead]

That won't stop him. Chuck will find and destroy you now that you've told everyone his secret.

 

[Ash Loomis]

Batman would destroy Chuck Norris. Now, if it was Batman vs Kurt Russell, things might go differently.

 

[32CAGE]

Chuck Norris wins. Batman stands a chance with prep time.

 

[DraXXXen]

Chuck Norris wins. Batman stands a chance with prep time.

Nothing can prepare Batman for a Roundhouse kick to the head...nothing.

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

Chuck Norris' beard would kick batman's ass.

 

[Kool-Aid]

Question

Will Conan O'Brian be pulling the lever?

Who will be doing Batmans?

Grant Morrison?

 

[trustyside-kick]

You know what is funny, last week my uncle came by to visit from Florida and I was telling some Chuck Norris joke and he told me something very interesting.

Chuck Norris asked him to co-star in one of his first big movies (he used to be a great martial artist as well) and my uncle said no cause he wanted to finish college; he says he greatly regrets that decision.