Why are the toilet bowls in america so shallow?

[Kaleb]

Serously while I was living there i was scared to go to the toilet cause I was worried that the water and other contents would gently graze my ass.

 

[mightiest_mortal]

Its because Americans pee with a lower velocity so theres a lesser chance of splashage.

 

[BRUTAL]

Serously while I was living there i was scared to go to the toilet cause I was worried that the water and other contents would gently graze my ass.

You're worried your ass will hit water because it's too shallow?

Do you know what shallow means?

 

[mightiest_mortal]

Do you know what shallow means?

MAybe theyre just very vain

 

[Bat Attack]

I like it when I let a big piece of feces out and it splashs.

 

[BRUTAL]

MAybe theyre just very vain

Yet another way that I am like a toilet, full of **** and shallow...

 

[Maxwell Smart]

Its all part of our plan for world domination.




































And um, do you know what shallow means?

 

[Kaleb]

im not talking about the water i meant to say the bowl

 

[Kaleb]

Tell you what I will take a picture of my toilet and you can see for yourself

 

[heypapajinx]

it's because we rarely wash our bums well so when we let out a big one it's like a little mid day shower for it.
one of lifes little pleasures.

 

[Man-Thing]

Because we have a shorter pee stream, we don't need a high toilet to avoid splashing on the toilet rim.

It should be noted that Americans are among the tallest people in the world, so there's your dots. Connect them. t:

 

[Man-Thing]

I like it when I let a big piece of feces out and it splashs.

That fat slob needs to brush her tounge there. Her tounge is yellow! Bet her breath smells like dog crap.

 

[heypapajinx]

That fat slob needs to brush her tounge there. Her tounge is yellow! Bet her breath smells like dog crap.

how inconsiderate of you.
she is clearly in Renal failure.

 

[Kaleb]

Thanks for that info,kind of wished i never asked.

 

[Avalanche]

What a lovely topic.