Why do Americans.........

[Darthphere]

Why do Americans?


Because were damn sexy.

 

[Shifty]

I love Canadians. Chris Jericho, Michael J. Fox, Trish Stratus, Norm MacDonald, Jim Carrey, and Pam Anderson are Canadian. The guys are funny and the chicks are easy on the eyes. Through i don't find Jim Carrey funny anymore. Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles I thought were Canadian but not according to imdb.com. through on Whose Line is it anyway I heard they were.

Colin was born in Scotland but was raised in Canada and Ryan lived in Canada for awhile, perhaps raised but I know he spent his early years before the UK Whose Line in Canada. Keifer Sutherland was born in the UK but was raised in Canada (his grand-father one of the greatest Canadians Tommy Douglas)

 

[ElectroFlare]

"Blame Canada"

If only I could remember the words..

 

[The_Teacher]

Sheila: Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: No, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Canada's fault!
Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the damn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to **** myself!
Sheila: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Copy Guy: They're not even a real country anyway
Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,
Instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their hockey hullabaloo
Liane: And that ***** Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
For...
The smut we must stop
The trash we must bash
The Laughter and fun
Must all be undone
We must blame them and make a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!

SABAZZ!

 

[Hades]

I like Canadians .I really don't judge people by the country they live in but by whom they are themselves.

I agree.

Doing otherwise is stupid.

 

[ElectroFlare]

I would love to see Warlord's comments on this thread...

 

[lars573]

That's bull****. Sorry, but it is.

It's not. There was a human rights case in Ontario (around 1997) that went all the way to the supreme court and everything. And the supreme court agreed that it was a violation of the charter to allow men to walk around naked from the waist up and forbid women to do the same. So the law was changed.

 

[TwoMinutesHate]

From my experience, I’ve never met an American who wasn’t friendly towards me. In fact, my car broke down as I was leaving Minneapolis one time, and a few people actually offered me a place to stay for the night since all the repair shops were closed. I think American and Canadians just have different political views, so while our politicians may disagree with each other, the people will still act neighbourly towards one another.

 

[C. Lee]

.....hate Canadians?

I didn't know that I did....thanks for letting me know that...I don't know how I'd get through the day without nice people like you telling me who I'm supposed to hate.

 

[hippie_hunter]

.....hate Canadians?

Every year a group of about 50 Canadians come to vacation at the restaurant I work at. They get drunk, play golf, sexually assault the waitresses, act like they own the place, and in general are just plain annoying. And there's nothing we can do about it because they spend a LOT of freaking money, so when we encounter them and they want to talk to us, we have to just put on a fake smile and be nice.

You think that American tourists are bad? We're nothing compared to those a**holes.

 

[hippie_hunter]

I didn't know that I did....thanks for letting me know that...I don't know how I'd get through the day without nice people like you telling me who I'm supposed to hate.

Damn right, I want you to spend the next hour looking at I hate Canada propaganda.

 

[Leto Atrides]

I don't know anybody who hates Canadians at all. Its kind of a running joke to make fun of them, but there is no genuine dislike in the vast majority of people. With France, say, there is some dislike behind the mockery, but I've never seen any animosity towards our neighbors up North.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

.....hate Canadians?

lol, I love how bigots can make threads here as long as melanin isn't explicitly involved.

Well Sunstar, I'll tell you......Americans hate Canadians because Canadians are Devil-Worshipers. Now you know.

Also, Americans are lithe and delightsome, whereas Canadians, well, most Canadians, smell like wet dog.

 

[cryptic name]

.....hate Canadians?

i don't think anybody hates canadians. Canada on the other hand...

 

[huskerwebhead]

I don't think that Americans hate Canadians. They just like to pick on them the same way they pick on their little brother. In most Americans minds, I think it is safe to say that they feel that Canada is inconsequential. Kind of how Texas feels about the 49 other states.

There....I fixed that.

 

[Badger]

There must be something to the 'I Hate Canada' movement, when 'Blame Canada' is nominated for an Academy Award.

Another reason to hate Canada, two words.........Celine Dion. But then there's Pamela Anderson and her two friends...........So I'm torn.

 

[Shuley]

Americans don't hate Canadians...thier is no differance between a canadian and an american...that's the joke.

 

[triplefive]

Every year a group of about 50 Canadians come to vacation at the restaurant I work at. They get drunk, play golf, sexually assault the waitresses, act like they own the place, and in general are just plain annoying. And there's nothing we can do about it because they spend a LOT of freaking money, so when we encounter them and they want to talk to us, we have to just put on a fake smile and be nice.

You think that American tourists are bad? We're nothing compared to those a**holes.

Holy generalization, Batman. Tourists anywhere from any country can be good or bad.

Anyway, Canada has about 1/10 of the population and GDP of the US. I think we're smaller than California. What happens in this country is rather inconsequential, unless we're doing crazy things like legalising marijuana and gay marriage. Oh, and seal clubbing. But that's only out east. And it's sad.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

.....hate Canadians?

Please tell us that you're not an adult.
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If you are, stop watching bad tv jokes for your interpretation of how '1' group views 'another' group.
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Changing light bulbs was a bit much, so you moved on to questions

 

[chaseter]

Canada and their cheap medicine. I am sure American's hate them because they envy them.

 

[Addendum]

Canadian beer sucks

 

[KingOfDreams]

It's kind of fun to make fun of Candians...sort of like how the British make fun of the French...but for me it's all in good fun. I don't hate Canadians. One of my good friends is Canadian. Canada has also given us Jim Carrey, Mike Myers and Neil Young.

 

[Addendum]

and Dan Aykroyd and William Shatner, and the Kids in the Hall

 

[KingOfDreams]

and Dan Aykroyd and William Shatner

Ah, right. How could I forget about them?

 

[chaseter]

It's kind of fun to make fun of Candians...sort of like how the British make fun of the French...but for me it's all in good fun. I don't hate Canadians. One of my good friends is Canadian. Canada has also given us Jim Carrey, Mike Myers and Neil Young.

I just don't like the French period.