Why do I never get a birthday thread?

[Kritish]

So I guess I shouldn't tell you that she looks like a ****? (sorry, but its true )

-- SorryBob

He's lying, that's this web cam ****e known as "Kate" google it. Oh and if you think she looks like a **** you should see real ****s.

 

[Kelly]

I don't want to be reminded of mine......

 

[Orko Is King]

Seriously, I've been here since most of you didnt even know what the hell a superhero was, and I havent gotten a single birthday thread, ever.

God, I hate all of you people, and I hope you die in a horrible way involving fire and muskrats...and possibly involving The Captain and Tenniel (sp?)

It's cuz you're black.

 

[The Dark Guybrush]

cry me a river

 

[TNC9852002]

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!

Thanks!

*Performs Birthday dance*

-TNC

 

[Kaleb]

I dont even know who you are



























kidding.... Happy birthday Joker

 

[JP]

I get Birthday PMs they're sexy. better than any thread. :heart:

 

[Abaddon]

Happy Belated B-Day, Mistah J!

 

[Master Chief]

He's lying, that's this web cam ****e known as "Kate" google it. Oh and if you think she looks like a **** you should see real ****s.

Too vague. If you're gonna break my balls at least do it properly. Add 's Playground to the name, Funbob! She's the most awesomest person ever. :heart:

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

 

[Morg]

I made one, but Morg deleted. Blame him.

I'm soo going start punishing you peeps blaming me for something I didn't do

 

[Sensi]

I wanted to make it but I felt like you would prefer someone else instead of me.

Happy Belated Birthday!

 

[Shuley]

You need to be female and cute in order to have your own b-day thread.