Why do we work?

[BlackLantern]

Don't fruit the beer

 

[Prognosticator]

"I hate veggies!" - Berman

 

[musclesforsupes]

30 min remain until I get it on with the buffet

 

[jaguarr]

30 min remain until I get it on with the buffet

I'm not real sure I like the way you phrased that, young man.

jag

 

[musclesforsupes]

Maybe falcor could fly me there?

 

[redmarvel]

To be driven slowly insane by the inane questions of programmers who apparently can't read documentation.

 

[redmarvel]

Example:

Programmer: Could you tell me what field is being referenced for Payment deferral report when stating “Start Date”

Me: The user enters a date from which the report is to “start”. Then if both DefStrtDt and Lien Date are on or after the “start” date the account is included in the report. “END.DATE” must also be matched up.

Programmer: Ok…but where is that start date stored? How do I evaluate that?

Programmer's Boss: What does this mean? What user? The user who runs the report?

 

[BlackLantern]

to be asked to work late because one of my lame-ass co-workers "has a sick kid" but is later spotted at the Mohegan Sun casino

 

[Fran]

Example:

Programmer: Could you tell me what field is being referenced for Payment deferral report when stating “Start Date”

Me: The user enters a date from which the report is to “start”. Then if both DefStrtDt and Lien Date are on or after the “start” date the account is included in the report. “END.DATE” must also be matched up.

Programmer: Ok…but where is that start date stored? How do I evaluate that?

Programmer's Boss: What does this mean? What user? The user who runs the report?

Ahh, of course.

I completely know what you are talking about!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Queen marlena says "Its Friday, I aint got no job, I aint go *&* to do!"

Marlena just sits on her ass. Do you want to be like her?
Or do you want to be like Randor?
You don't get muscles like:

from opening and shutting Chinese Buffet and Son of Godzilla menus all day.

 

[jaguarr]

You don't wanna be like Randor. He's dead.

jag

 

[Prognosticator]

Marlena just sits on her ass. Do you want to be like her?
Or do you want to be like Randor?
You don't get muscles like:

from opening and shutting Chinese Buffet and Son of Godzilla menus all day.

But if you don't eat enough deep fried food, you'll look like Skeletor!

 

[BlackLantern]

You just can't script this stuff. In one thread we have Skeletor, Randor, and the Queen. Where's the midget???

 

[redmarvel]

But if you don't eat enough deep fried food, you'll look like Skeletor!

Just don't try to cook Cringer... it might make you sick...

 

[musclesforsupes]

Well,

TO make matters worse today, LUNCH SUCKED! Didnt get to go to my damm chinese bufffett cause I got paged and had to work during my lunch hr! IT sucks it sucks! So I ran to the cafeteria and got a cheese burger and onion rings with a water, Now I am sweating out the onion rings cause I think I am allergic to it and I will probably be crapping by 3 cause of the old ladies whom make the burgers probably dont wash there hands, crap I was all excited about chinese then didnt get to go hope your lunches were better. DAMM DAM DAMMM!

 

[Prognosticator]

Luckily, Cryinger's not made of cardboard!

 

[Prognosticator]

Well,

TO make matters worse today, LUNCH SUCKED! Didnt get to go to my damm chinese bufffett cause I got paged and had to work during my lunch hr! IT sucks it sucks! So I ran to the cafeteria and got a cheese burger and onion rings with a water, Now I am sweating out the onion rings cause I think I am allergic to it and I will probably be crapping by 3 cause of the old ladies whom make the burgers probably dont wash there hands, crap I was all excited about chinese then didnt get to go hope your lunches were better. DAMM DAM DAMMM!

ROTFLMAO!!!! t:

*settles down*

I'm really sorry, supes!

 

[BlackLantern]

Nothing cheers me up like a good crap

 

[musclesforsupes]

Its been a horrible day, I just need anal leakage to make this day complete

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

You just can't script this stuff. In one thread we have Skeletor, Randor, and the Queen. Where's the midget???

You mean Orko?
He's whipping up magical BK Broilers for Urkel.

 

[black_dust]

I work for money

My boss is werid. the shop has closed for a holiday week (they force me to have) so he gave me 100 quid extra in my wages, then today a further 150 quid cash.

Just because im off for a week

 

[jaguarr]

Its been a horrible day, I just need anal leakage to make this day complete

Go eat some Egg Drop Soup and your wish will be granted.

jag

 

[musclesforsupes]

look isnt important anymore I didnt get my damm chinese, I didnt get my damm water with lemon, I didnt get my damm crab rangoons, I only got a grease burger from grandma!

 

[BlackLantern]

You mean Orko?
He's whipping up magical BK Broilers for Urkel.

Because my day isn't complete without a magical BK Broiler conjured up by an "alleged" child molester (Orko, we know what you did)

 

[Darthphere]

look isnt important anymore I didnt get my damm chinese, I didnt get my damm water with lemon, I didnt get my damm crab rangoons, I only got a grease burger from grandma!

Shiite.