wife's brain

[Lunar_Wolf]

I would never of expected a thread like this from Lunar Wolf. I would of expected this from Whirlysplat or even Kainedamo but not you dude.

Wheres the pedo bear sign

Please don't think different of me

 

[Yerzrinot]

I would never of expected a thread like this from Lunar Wolf. I would of expected this from Whirlysplat or even Kainedamo but not you dude.

Wheres the pedo bear sign

 

[kane9321]

But i dont want to be inside a 8 year old boy?


wait that sounded all kinds of wrong.

oohh snapst:

 

[Sentinel X]

It would be creepy and weird and I don't think I could do it.

However THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT. Pedophilia is wrong, NOT because its an 8 year olds girls body but because its an 8 year old girls MIND. The 8 year old girl/boy wasn't ready for such a thing as sex...thus in the end it is an atrocious crime that has changed the victim forever. In this case it would be an 8 year olds body but she'd be an adult, so it isn't a crime and there is nothing technically wrong with it.

edit: Id also like to say this is the weirdest and one of the most disturbing questions ever. Ewww, what a terrible situation.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

It would be creepy and weird and I don't think I could do it.

However THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT. Pedophilia is wrong, NOT because its an 8 year olds girls body but because its an 8 year old girls MIND. The 8 year old girl/boy wasn't ready for such a thing as sex...thus in the end it is an atrocious crime that has changed the victim forever. In this case it would be an 8 year olds body but she'd be an adult, so it isn't a crime and there is nothing technically wrong with it.

edit: Id also like to say this is the weirdest and one of the most disturbing questions ever. Ewww, what a terrible situation.

You tell that to the Frankenstein style mob plus pitch forks outside your house.

DONT HEAD FOR THE WINDMILL ITS A TRAP

 

[Sentinel X]

^ No telling for me...I would NEVER do it. Its too weird and creepy.
Plus, I'm sure the doctor could've waited and found an adult's body...so obviously he is a mastermind and in your words (or that guy from star wars) : ITS A TRAP!

 

[Spider-Fan]

My roommate said he'd kill his hot neighbor, then have his wife's brain switched again, lol.

 

[Captain Planet!]

You guys are some sad strange motherflubbers.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Lol.

The doctor is emporor palpatine of pedo's turning you to the dark side.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

My roommate said he'd kill his hot neighbor, then have his wife's brain switched again, lol.

Lol, touche.

Wait what if the doctors only body avaliable is a man, would he have put my wife mind in a mans body. So i go in the room and am told in a gruff voice from a bearded man with bigger shoulders than me and a hairy chest 'its ok honey its still me, you'll get used to man on man action'

I aint touching his offal, no way.

 

[Drizzle]

ITS A TRAP

 

[Bubonic]

OH HAI GUIZ!!!

 

[FaT_tONle]

Wouldn't you just raise the chick as your daughter? I mean I would think most men deeply in love with their wives would want to have similar daughters due to many qualities outside of those that made you sexually attracted to your original wife?

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Wouldn't you just raise the chick as your daughter? I mean I would think most men deeply in love with their wives would want to have similar daughters due to many qualities outside of those that made you sexually attracted to your original wife?

Dude, thats all kinds of wrong.

 

[Yerzrinot]

Wouldn't you just raise the chick as your daughter? I mean I would think most men deeply in love with their wives would want to have similar daughters due to many qualities outside of those that made you sexually attracted to your original wife?

This thread just got officially awkward.

 

[The Lizard]

Pfft ... this is typical of the sophomoric philosophizing that Kevin Smith and his fans engage in. As its already been pointed out, an adult brain wouldn't be compatible with an 8-year old skull anyway. Just a lame excuse to debate about kiddie-fiddling.

 

[Crook]

Reading that last word, and looking at your icon made me laugh out loud.

 

[Heretic]

Since absolutely none of us except for the original poster even sees any possible reason to have sex with an 8 year old, lets consider the rest of the life instead...

Can she drink alcohol? Can she drive a car? Can she go back to work at her old job?

You know what...lets not.

 

[Anti-Moderator]

If she can't drive to the store....she can't get bred.

 

[Pythenis]

I didn't come up with this question. I heard it on a Kevin Smith Q&A. I found it would be interesting to plague the hype with such question.

Let's say you were married(don't know if you are or not) to a beautiful women who you've been in marriage with for 15 years. You both love each other very much. One day while driving home both of you get into a car accident. You break your leg but she dies. Two days later you get a call from the doctor, he tells you to come to the hospital right away as he says your wife is alive again. You get to the hospital and he explains that your wife signed a contract 2 years before she met you for a brain transplant experiment. The experiment is to take her brain and put it into someone elses body if she is to die. The doctor goes ahead and explains that this has been achieved and that your wife is alive and well but in someone elses body. You walk into the room to check on your wife. She is alive and remembers everything, only problem is, shes 8 years old. The doctor explains that, that is the only body that was available at the time. The 8 year old girl was an orphan and no body cared for her so they got permission to use the body.

Your wife returns home with you after a few weeks. She knows everything, from inside jokes to personal things about you. One night while both of you are talking about everything shes rubs your leg. She wants to make love to you, she misses you so much...What do you do?

Pfft....this is so easy.

It's a trick question, everyone man who is married knows that his wife would never initiate sex.

Oh the wife wants something but it ain't you, best bet would be to just buy her a pony, that's what every eight year old girl really wants.

 

[zahanbil]

I don't think I could get past the physical aspect. I'd have to wait a few years. I'm not saying til' she's 18, but at least until she's pretty much stopped growing in height.

Also, to reply to someone else that it's the mental status of the 8 year old girl that makes it ****ed up to have sex with her, we're not exactly equipped to have sex at that age, and it would royally take a toll on a young girls body, most likely leaving some life long damage.

 

[SuperMonkey]

What kind of messed up mutha****in' mind would devise something like that?






















Oh yeah, Kevin Smith.

 

[bullets]

There is nothing to think about here. If you can get it up with an eight year old girl in the room ..... your a pedophile.





I also thought Kevin Smith was more clever than this.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Didn't they make a movie sort of like this with the roles reversed starring Nicole Kidman?

 

[Ahura Mazda]

This would not biologically possible in the first case and in the second why the hell is she sharing your bed in the first place.