Wii Will Rock You!--N5's Official Name [merged 2]

[THWIP*]

"Do you have any Wii in stock?" asked the customer. "Or course we do," exclaimed the clerk, "Urine GameStop!"

Hahaha.

"Hey Mom, Roger's bringing his Wii over. We're going to connect his Wii to my Wii and then we'll play all night."

THE WORST PART IS, EVERYBODY WHO GOES INTO A STORE LOOKING FOR GAMES AND ACCESSORIES, WILL END UP SOUNDING LIKE LEPRECHAUNS.

"I'M LOOKING FOR A WEEE GAME, AND A WEEE CONTROLLER, FOR MY LITTLE BOY. DO YOU CARRY ANY WEEE PRODUCTS?"

 

[terry78]

If we got used to iPod, I think we'll get used to Wii. I know the gf will enjoy coming over to play with my Wii once I tell her what it can do.

 

[Mentok]

Only the PS3 is bigger than X360

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Really though, this is all from the Onion or somethingawful.com or something, right?
No one, NO one who's made it that far in business could be that stupid

This is way dumber than the banana contoller, Crystal Pepsi and tampons for men.

 

[Darthphere]

Really though, this is all from the Onion or somethingawful.com or something, right?
No one, NO one who's made it that far in business could be that stupid

This is way dumber than the banana contoller, Crystal Pepsi and tampons for men.

Its just a name.

 

[Mentok]

Its just a name.

Developed by the Japanese. That explains alot.

I guess we should be happy they didnt call it..

SUPER HAPPY FUN TIME COMPUTER OF MOTION ABILITY

 

[Darthphere]

Developed by the Japanese. That explains alot.

I guess we should be happy they didnt call it..

SUPER HAPPY FUN TIME COMPUTER OF MOTION ABILITY

True.

 

[THWIP*]

Developed by the Japanese. That explains alot.

I guess we should be happy they didnt call it..

SUPER HAPPY FUN TIME COMPUTER OF MOTION ABILITY

LOL up:

 

[Mentok]

I will probably name my Wii 'Shiggy' (after Shigeru Miyamoto) Anyway, just as I did for N64 and NGC...

 

[Drakon]

Man, this crap is unbe-wii-vable. But I bet Nintendo is in the office singing "Wii are the champions!" Wii are the champions!".

"Hi, Wii are Nintendo. And we lost our license to print money and now can't even by Hormel Chili. Love us?"

 

[imdaly]

A new Nintendo Minute is up over at IGN.

Kaplan VS IGN: Wii!

IGN Wii: We're now called IGN Wii. How could you do this to us?

Omfg.

Haha!

This also caught my eye:

IGN Wii: Some fans have already started petitions in hopes of somehow convincing Nintendo to change the name. Any message for these people?
Perrin Kaplan: Live with it, sleep with it, eat with it, move along with it and hopefully they'll arrive at the same place.

So maybe there's still some hidden use for the Wii that they haven't announced yet, that makes it good for sleeping with?

...<looks at controller>...

hmm....

 

[THWIP*]

Haha!

This also caught my eye:



So maybe there's still some hidden use for the Wii that they haven't announced yet, that makes it good for sleeping with?

...<looks at controller>...

hmm....

LOOKING AT THAT WOMAN, I'D SAY SHE'S ALREADY TRIED IT.

 

[Kipobe]

Wii is growing on me.

 

[THWIP*]

Wii is growing on me.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED AN ANTI-FUNGAL.

 

[Horrorfan]

can you imagine going into a store and saying 'I want nintendo's wii'?

 

[Addendum]

Only Resident Evil 2, Resident Evil 3: Nemesis, and Resident Evil: Code Veronica were ports. And all the games I mentioned were great games (except for Geist which kinda sucked).

And 2 remakes. Although I prefer the original version of Metal Gear Solid instead of "The Twin Snakes"

 

[terry78]

Yes, I can see how the Wii controller could be used for female...stimulation. No wonder Nintendo has been saying they plan to capture the girl market.

 

[Lackey]

well, that didn't take long

 

[terry78]

Lol.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Developed by the Japanese. That explains alot.

I guess we should be happy they didnt call it..

SUPER HAPPY FUN TIME COMPUTER OF MOTION ABILITY

That reminds me of Famicom. That name was pretty bad too. Too bad they can't do that again, have be Wii in Japan and Revolution in US and Europe. I guess Japan doesn't understand the significane of the term Revolution in Western society.

 

[Zenien]

IGN Wii: Some overzealous readers have created some truly phallic Wii designs. We e-mailed you several of them, as you saw. Any plans to use any of these brilliant materials in your official marketing plans?

Perrin Kaplan: What a nice way of asking that question! We actually have had a day of a lot of smiles around here with a variety of things that fans have created, let me just say that. It shows you that people are big fans of Nintendo.

 

[Cold2daToucH004]

IGN Wii: Some overzealous readers have created some truly phallic Wii designs. We e-mailed you several of them, as you saw. Any plans to use any of these brilliant materials in your official marketing plans?

Perrin Kaplan: What a nice way of asking that question! We actually have had a day of a lot of smiles around here with a variety of things that fans have created, let me just say that. It shows you that people are big fans of Nintendo.

Nevermind.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Man, this crap is unbe-wii-vable. But I bet Nintendo is in the office singing "Wii are the champions!" Wii are the champions!".

"Hi, Wii are Nintendo. And we lost our license to print money and now can't even by Hormel Chili. Love us?"

a powerhouse post

 

[8Ball2/JanG5]

If he would have spelled buy right.

 

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