Win a date with Jessica Biel!

[Samael]

A date with Jessica Biel!

OMFG!

I just wanted to say, I love your avvy.

And yeah, Strange is right. I'll have to bring my own huge guy that breaks legs. It'll be like a game of whose chaperon is tougher.

 

[Iceman]

I wish I were Jessica Biel. Then I could touch myself.

I would touch you too.

 

[BT18]

 

[Karem-Knight]

You really need to get over it...

Moving on peoples anyone actaully going to enter?

Not me, I an not a lesbian, get over it

Oh no…………………………….
…………………..

 

[Kaleb]

Your just jealous.

its like you can read me like a book

 

[enterthemadness]

I'm sure whoever is desperate enough to shell out a lot of money to go out with Biel, there is no chance in hell that it won't be chaperoned by a huge guy that likes to break legs.

And that's where I walk out on her (the date) No way...I don't do dates when the date has a bodyguard. **** no. Zero chance of getting laid, kiss, making out.

 

[Master Chief]

Is someone really gonna bid on this auction? It's not a 100% chance that the winning person will get a kiss on the lips by Jessica Biel. Let alone get laid, sleep with her, or even make out. Not even if the winning bid goes over like 100,000.

She'll at least give a peck on the cheek. Isn't that like, just standard "Hello" Amongst hollywooders and Europeans?

 

[Iceman]

She'll at least give a peck on the cheek. Isn't that like, just standard "Hello" Amongst hollywooders and Europeans?

Pretty standard.

 

[DBella]

God, she's fine! I wanna go on a date with her. And I'm not a lesbian. Going on a date doesn't necessarily involve sex so I'd like to go on a date with her. And maybe slap her behind at the end of our date. I wanna go on a date with her. Wait... I've already said that but yeah, going on a date would her would be nice.

 

[Socrates]

Bella, I'm certain you're not the only one who thinks a date with Biel would be nice.

 

[enterthemadness]

She'll at least give a peck on the cheek. Isn't that like, just standard "Hello" Amongst hollywooders and Europeans?

I rather have handshake or a hug. Peck on cheek=isn't good. Just friends. Guys and women can't be friends. Us guys are too horny to be friends with women.

 

[Kaleb]

I rather have handshake or a hug. Peck on cheek=isn't good. Just friends. Guys and women can't be friends. Us guys are too horny to be friends with women.

So what you are saying is that guys are only good for one thing ...sex

 

[terry78]

^No, that's what women are for. Everyone knows that.

 

[Master Chief]

I rather have handshake or a hug. Peck on cheek=isn't good. Just friends. Guys and women can't be friends. Us guys are too horny to be friends with women.

I'd rather be a friend with Jessica Biel than be her boyfriend or husband or something.

 

[enterthemadness]

I'd rather be a friend with Jessica Biel than be her boyfriend or husband or something.

No, no...what the **** are you talking about?

 

[Sabretooth]

Wow. I think my dick exploded.

Haha. Imagine if it was Jessica Alba. JAL would die if someone else got it.

 

[enterthemadness]

Wow. I think my dick exploded.

Haha. Imagine if it was Jessica Alba. JAL would die if someone else got it.

no more sex life for you.

 

[Iceman]

God, she's fine! I wanna go on a date with her. And I'm not a lesbian. Going on a date doesn't necessarily involve sex so I'd like to go on a date with her. And maybe slap her behind at the end of our date. I wanna go on a date with her. Wait... I've already said that but yeah, going on a date would her would be nice.

Haha, I would love to see that.

 

[WorthyStevens]

 

[SpideyInATree]

I can only imagine the awkward silence that would take place during the date

And then comes the ice breaker and you end up saying something like, "So, you're a movie star, huh?"

 

[terry78]

Geeky fanboy: *snort* So, Ms. Biel....in the second act of Blade Trinity, you used your crossbow as a means to slice one of Parker Posey's minions in half, but clearly the bow's laser blade never touched the actor in question...heh..what, what, you expect us to believe that this was some sort of magic crossbow?


Jessica Biel: Lord, help me. Magic ass, carry me away.

 

[Iceman]

Is "Can I feel your butt?" appropriate?

 

[SpideyInATree]

Is "Can I feel your butt?" appropriate?

Yes, as long as you add to it, "...because I'm a doctor...and I need to check for cancer. Can I check your breasts next? Possibly your vagina? Because I like to get it out of the way whether or not my dates have cancer..."

 

[Iceman]

Yes, as long as you add to it, "...because I'm a doctor...and I need to check for cancer. Can I check your breasts next? Possibly your vagina? Because I like to get it out of the way whether or not my dates have cancer..."

I'm going to learn those lines

 

[WorthyStevens]

Is "Can I feel your butt?" appropriate?

I like "Can I be in your butt?" better.