Win a date with Jessica Biel!

[War Lord]

Yes, finally someone who agrees with me. It's not like anything fun (kiss, make out, sleep together, get laid) is gonna happen on this ****ing date. *adds War Lord to buddy list*

Although, I'm risking being bumped off your buddy list, it's a risk I have to take for TRUTH.

It's not even that. Odds are, whatever you pick to do an evening, probably wouldn't really interest her at any rate, because whatever you can afford to do, she can afford it 5 times over.

You might as well sit in a field with her and converse for all that will do you.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Although, I'm risking being bumped off your buddy list, it's a risk I have to take for TRUTH.

It's not even that. Odds are, whatever you pick to do an evening, probably wouldn't really interest her at any rate, because whatever you can afford to do, she can afford it 5 times over.

You might as well sit in a field with her and converse for all that will do you.

But what happens if your a billionaire? ah what then? then she be paying attention.

if you have a mustace you can ask her if she wants a mustace ride.

 

[War Lord]

But what happens if your a billionaire? ah what then? then she be paying attention.

if you have a mustace you can ask her if she wants a mustace ride.

If you're a billionaire, you wouldn't need to win a date, because you'd already have her number.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

If you're a billionaire, you wouldn't need to win a date, because you'd already have her number.

But your the shy guy.

and this is theonly way you can work something up to talk to her by winnibg the date.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

If i was billionaire i wouldn't put to much in to it to attrack biel.

i'd be thinking of other things. if you get my drift. wink wink.

 

[War Lord]

But your the shy guy.

and this is theonly way you can work something up to talk to her by winnibg the date.

You'd still have her number. You have everybody's number you want.

To talk to her, you'd just send Kato with the green limousine.

 

[Iceman]

You'd still have her number. You have everybody's number you want.

To talk to her, you'd just send Kato with the green limousine.

Not if Kato's also a billionaire.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

You'd still have her number. You have everybody's number you want.

To talk to her, you'd just send Kato with the green limousine.

you mean the guy that lived with OJ? kato katlin?

 

[War Lord]

Not if Kato's also a billionaire.

He lost his fortune when he bet on France.

That's why he works for you.

 

[War Lord]

you mean the guy that lived with OJ? kato katlin?

Green Hornet.

Hence, the green limousine.

 

[Iceman]

He lost his fortune when he bet on France.


That's why he works for you.

Oh yeah.

I forgot about him. All numbers are now obtainable.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

if i wasa billinaire i'd have all my ld friends working for me. not to be a good friend but to boss them around. I'd be like beavis like in there christmas special. then if there slowing down i'd be like damn it hurry up or your ass is fired!

then he be like oh sir its my daughters birthday can i have the day off. then i be like no. i'd be like you know what i would like to do hell i'd like to go home and spank my monkey. matter of fact that sounds pretty good.
then i would leave and tell the guy to keep working before i left.

 

[Karem-Knight]

I have a gut feeling we’ll see FT again.

 

[Erzengel]

Shh Poster: So I post on a messageboard. That's how I found out about this contest. Wow you are so pretty.

Biel: Thank you. *stares at watch and then motions to chaperone/bodyguard*

Shh Poster: So um..you like comic books?

 

[Carter]

if i wasa billinaire i'd have all my ld friends working for me. not to be a good friend but to boss them around. I'd be like beavis like in there christmas special.

Aaaaannnd this is why you aren't a billionaire

 

[Batty for Bats!]

Wow, this sounds like a job for: doesn't have a life guy!
Assuming that you do win it, it'll be "Blah Blah Blah" *stuff food* "GET THE F*** OUT!" I'd rather pass.

 

[War Lord]

Aaaaannnd this is why you aren't a billionaire

Nah, he's not a billionaire, because he spends all his free time on the Hype, as opposed to making money.

 

[StrainedEyes]

I'd rather win a date with him

So he can start eating before I get my food, and insult me

 

[SpideyInATree]

No her going around half naked all the time is a show is lack of self respect don't argue with me, I'm a girl I know.

Any girl who sees biel half naked would think, "That poor girl has not self respect"


and she doesn't

To quote a great American film, "Liar, Liar"

"That's only something ugly people say".

 

[Darthphere]

I like these people who keep saying "Heres the truth, youre not gonna get laid." No ****, really?

 

[Sarge 2.0]

I know. I'd rather have disinterested conversation with Jessica Biel knowing my money will go to a good cause than having disinterested conversation with a mediocre chick and knowing that my money is disappearing.

 

[Darthphere]

I know. I'd rather have disinterested conversation with Jessica Biel knowing my money will go to a good cause than having disinterested conversation with a normal chick and knowing that my money is disappearing.

Seriously, just the chance to gawk at her 5 feet away from you for an hour is worth it. And honestly, im pretty sure her people will set up the date.

 

[terry78]

Not to mention they need to make sure the winner isn't some psycho.

 

[Darthphere]

Yeah, I doubt shes going to let you take her anywhere you want including the dollar cinema in the bad part of town.

 

[SpideyInATree]

And I'm sure there will be an escort along for the date, or a bodyguard type.