Wolverine Caption Thread

[Ratcrawler]

"CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT? THE PEACE THE EVENING BRINGS?
THE WORLD FOR ONCE IN PERFECT HARMONY WITH ALL IT'S LIVING THINGS!"

 

[kedrell]

JACKMAN: "Times have changed.
Our kids are getting worse.
They won't obey their parents;
They just want to fart and curse!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
NO! Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their beady little eyes
And flappin' heads so full o' lies!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!"

 

[protocida]

WOLVERINE: YOU DRANK MY MILKSHAKE, YOU BASTARD! YOU DRANK IT!

SABRETOOTH: And i would do it again!

 

[Superhero 101]

Wolverine: Quick lets pretend to be in Rocky III and strike a pose!

Sabertooth: Okay

 

[Deaths Head II]

Sabretooth: Hey man, give me a high five!

 

[kedrell]

JACKMAN: "I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job,
I'm your average white, suburbanite slob,
I like football and porno and books about war,
I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor,
My wife and my job, my kids and my car,
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar.

But sometimes that just aint enough to keep a man like me interested,
oh no, no way, uh uh,
No I gotta go out and have fun at someone elses expense,
woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah,
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane,
While people behind me are going insane.

I'm an a**-hole ooooeeeeoooooeeeeoooooooo!!!!
I'm an a**-hole oooo-eeee-ooooo-eeee-oooooooo!!!!

I use public toilets and I p*ss on the seat,
I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?",

I'm an a**-hole ooooeeeeoooooeeeeoooooooo!!!!
I'm an a**-hole oooo-eeee-ooooo-eeee-oooooooo!!!!

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped people make handicapped faces,

I'm an a**-hole ooooeeeeoooooeeeeoooooooo!!!!
I'm an a**-hole oooo-eeee-ooooo-eeee-oooooooo!!!!"

 

[Ratcrawler]

Wolverine: What the--!? Sean William Scott!?

 

[protocida]

WOLVERINE: WHO FRICKIN FLUSHED?!?!?!

STRYKER: Tell me, Victor... Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?

 

[04nbod]

 

[chaseter]

STRYKER: Victor, you do know animals poop and pee in the corner right?
LOGAN: I told you.
VICTOR: Really!?

 

[Spider-Fan83]

Beast: My boy, I have been fighting for mutant rights since before you had claws


Wolverine: BOY? I had claws sense I was a little kid in the 1800's, are you over 100 years old, NO, I didn't think so, bub

Beast: your not suppose to remember that

Jackman: oh, wait, what movie is this, agian? sorry, been in so many, its hard to keep track

 

[KenK]

Oh, that's freakin' brilliant!!! t:t:t:

 

[O'Haire]

Camera Man: So what did you think of the leaked version of the film?

*Everyone hangs heads in shame*

 

[danoyse]

Just a friendly reminder - no posting screenshots from the leaked print.

 

[Nightmare]

STRYKER: Hey guys, Do you know why 10 different things happen in the first 3 minutes of this film?

 

[Deaths Head II]

Camera Man: So what did you think of the leaked version of the film?

*Everyone hangs heads in shame*

 

[kedrell]

Logan: "Damn you Sky! YOU are my true arch-enemy! You murdered my father, raped my mother, sold my brothers and sisters into slavery and ran over my dog with your mo-ped!! I won't rest until vengance is mine!

Logan: "And less'in you think I'm forgeting about you, Ground. Here comes some whoopass as well!! I know you and the Sky plotted together to ruin my life!!!"

 

[kedrell]

Logan: "I HATE NATURE!!!!"

 

[kedrell]

Logan: "Get used to it folks. I do this A LOT in the movie!"

 

[Figs]

Wolverine: I'M GONNA ****IN' KILL YOU!

Deadpool: Not if I kill you first, Wombat!

Gambit: Ain't no hateration/hollaration in dis dancery! Mardi Gras Power Cards Go! Show dese boys a good time!

Deadpool: BEADS!

Wolverine: Woooo! You're doing Christ's work, Gambit!

Deadpool: BEADS!

 

[Nivek]

^^^^^^^

rotfl!!!

 

[Figs]

^^^^^^^

rotfl!!!

I love this one that Ratcrawler made.

Especially Gambit saying, "Ain't no hateration/holleration in dis dancery!"
t:

 

[Hotwire]

Stryker: You guys ever been in a Turkish prison?
Logan: Is he serious?

 

[Nightmare689]

FOX:...well...lets see what they think...close your eyes if the character your playing has been wrong in any way, or even totally ruined this film......damn it.....wait a second.....Hugh, open your eyes....yes!....don't worry people, this vote has suddenly turned into an awesome poster, we're good

 

[Deaths Head II]

Fox: Okay guys, we've finished editing the movie. Want to see the final cut?
*after Five minutes*

Deadpool: Wolverine, how can you still stand to look at it?
Wolverine: I don't know. It's like a trainwreck. I can't turn away.