Wolverine Caption Thread

[Ol'Canucklehead]

WADE: "Kids, don't buy drugs......become a pop star and the give em' to ya for free!"

 

[CelticPredator]

If its not that bad.....than why are they tied up for a firing squad? Lol.

True.

 

[kedrell]

Jackman[to FOX execs]: "I think I have a way to keep the next film fresh and interesting. Alright bear with me, you gotta take in the full effect."

Jackman: "What do ya think? Everyone loves Wolverine, but they love to eat as well. These two great things can go together like chocolate & peanut butter, death & taxes, politics & corruption."
Rothman: "I'm sold!"

 

[Spidey1885]

I'VE GOT CHLORINE IN MY EYES!

 

[Doc Holliday]

Wolverine: Dude, I promise you no matter how hard you try, you WILL NOT spontaneously combu-

Pyro: BLAM! Dude, trust me, I just made your job a lot easier.

 

[CelticPredator]

I'VE GOT CHLORINE IN MY EYES!

Pfffttahahahah!

 

[Milu]

A word of wisdom for those hoping to be Stryker's henchmen: never do a Tom Rothman cosplay . . .

 

[Rain]

BALE: The devil's hands have been busy.

 

[kedrell]

Logan: "Listen and understand. Tom Rothman is out there. He can't be bargained with, he can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear and he absolutely will not stop! EVER!! Until our franchise is dead."
Wraith: "Can you stop him?"
Logan: "I don't know. With these box office returns, I don't know."

 

[Rain]

Creed after watching Twilight

CREED: OH MY GAWD, THAT WAS AWESOME !! Jimmy you should totally watch that !
LOGAN: I'm not watching that !
CREED: Why not ?
LOGAN: The ****ing vampires glow in the sun, what kind of crap is
that ?
CREED: Fine, I'll get someone else to watch it with me...
LATER

CREED : Confortable ?

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Creed after watching Twilight

CREED: OH MY GAWD, THAT WAS AWESOME !! Jimmy you should totally watch that !
LOGAN: I'm not watching that !
CREED: Why not ?
LOGAN: The ****ing vampires glow in the sun, what kind of crap is
that ?
CREED: Fine, I'll get someone else to watch it with me...
LATER

CREED : Comfortable ?

i hate twilight.

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

SABERTOOTH : JUST ONE DOLLAR!! PLEASE!! I REALLY WANT THAT TOY!!
Afterwords...

Wolverine : Look, Victor Maybe We Can...
Sabertooth : EVIL EYE FTW!

i know not funny...but still..

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Liev : I Was Supposed To Read The Script?

Sabertooth : I'm So Screwed...

 

[Rain]

LOGAN: What's that smell on you ?
CREED: Nostalgia

 

[Beanjuice]

Lady: Oh thank you Edward for touching my hair up for me. The stylist mucked it all up

Edward: Its no problem really. Just glad to fix a mess like this

Lady: I know. That new stylist Victor Creed,isnt very good with his hands.

Edward/Logan: WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME IT WAS VICTOOOOOORRRRR?!!!!??

 

[kedrell]

^Hahahahahahaha

 

[Suirou]

I am going to kill you for killing my beautiful wife!

A moron says what?

What?

 

[kedrell]

^hehehehehe, good one.

 

[dennisv]

Suirou wins.

 

[Suirou]

The ironic part is that no one in the theater laughed.
The sound was off only for a moment and it was during that scene.

So me and my friend were inserting captions for jokes.
And we said that, then we were the only one who laughed.

...

Then the sound came back on and everyone cheered. (The film projector was kind enough to rewind the scene with the sound back on)

 

[kedrell]

Logan: "Heh, looks like I picked the wrong week to quit commitin' necrophilia."

 

[Spider-Fan83]

Logan-(looks at old tages) "I want new ones"


Stryker -"and what will you have them say"
Logan -(thinks to self} what was the name in Kayla's story? oh ya) "Koo koo ka choo"


Stryker-"Koo Koo Ka Choo...?"
Logan- "it means, the wolverine"
Stryker- "so, you want it to say, wolverine...???"
Logan- "no! Koo Koo Ka Choo"
Stryker- "I think it is actally pronounced, Kuekuatsu..."



Logan-"I said call me KOO KOO KA CHOO..."

 

[Nightmare]

Lady: Oh thank you Edward for touching my hair up for me. The stylist mucked it all up

Edward: Its no problem really. Just glad to fix a mess like this

Lady: I know. That new stylist Victor Creed,isnt very good with his hands.

Edward/Logan: WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME IT WAS VICTOOOOOORRRRR?!!!!??

 

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Check this review..

http://chud.com/articles/articles/21064/1/DVD-REVIEW-X-MEN-ORIGINS---WOLVERINE/Page1.html

..for some funny captions.

 

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