Comics World War Hulk: X-Men

[Canemacar]

Creepy.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Cemeteries bother you?

 

[Manic]

It makes sense, when you consider how many of 'em have died over the years. Plus it becomes a lot easier to retrieve the bodies once they come back to life.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Yeah, Jean won't have far to walk back to the mansion

 

[Czar Colossus]

I guess Peter's the only one who didn't get buried in the backyard.

 

[Manic]

I guess Peter's the only one who didn't get buried in the backyard.

He was cremated. Kitty scattered his ashes.

Or, apparently, the ashes of some large hobo.

 

[DarthCyclopsRLZ]

God I love retconned deaths.

"But I brought your ashes back to Russia!"

"Not mine."

"Huh, yes they were."

"Retcon, sweetie. Start questioning it and people might not go along with it."

"Oooooooh."

 

[Canemacar]

He was cremated. Kitty scattered his ashes.

Or, apparently, the ashes of some large hobo.

For some strange reason, the X-men accidentally cremating a (sleeping?) hobo and dumping his ashes is hilarious in a very dark sort of way.

 

[DarthCyclopsRLZ]

For some strange reason, the X-men accidentally cremating a (sleeping?) hobo and dumping his ashes is hilarious in a very dark sort of way.

There was plan for a mini, actually.

The hobo was Steven Seagal's third-cousin and he'd just lose it and start beating the s**t out of mutants a la WWH.

But then they remembered Seagal doesn't usually leave any survivors so they had to drop it. Oh well.

 

[Czar Colossus]

It can't be easy finding a 6'6" 275 lb. hobo.
I like the way Peter thanked Kitty when she told him she brought his ashes back home.