Worst Text Messsage Mistakes

[Commodore Schmidlapp]

Have you ever sent the wrong message to the wrong person, or trusted your phone was typing the right message.

For instance, I was at my grandmothers house and my now ex-fiancee text me and asked me what I was doing. My intended text was "Chillin, eating some of my grandmas ribs, yuck" as my grandma had made ribs for dinner and I don't think she makes very good ribs. After I had sent it I realized it read "Chillin, eating some of my grandmas runs, yuck." It was very funny.

 

[Cunning Stunts]

Accidentally sent to mom:

"Hey, man, I need to know if my mom is do-able for this poll on SHH?"

 

[Wiseman]

Accidentally sent to mom:

"Hey, man, I need to know if my mom is do-able for this poll on SHH?"

I was wondering who was texting her so late

 

[Crook]

Accidentally sent to mom:

"Hey, man, I need to know if my mom is do-able for this poll on SHH?"

WTF is the context for this?

 

[Cunning Stunts]

WTF is the context for this?

The poll about whether or not our parents are do-able, made in parody over the random-ass posts about whether we would date step-siblings or if we have attractive members of the opposite sexes in our own families.

 

[Cunning Stunts]

I was wondering who was texting her so late

She replied, and said, "**** and call the cops, this creepy midget won't get off my lap."

 

[Wiseman]

She replied, and said, "**** and call the cops, this creepy midget won't get off my lap."

I knew I shouldn't have brought him with me

 

[Eggyman]

Me and my ex once went to the fair and I won her some fish...

About a week later I'm walking back from the pub and get a text. 'Just had a bath and cleaned my fish out,' the text read.

I lol'd. All the way home I lol'd.

 

[Super_Child]

To my girlfriend.

"Hey I cant wait to see you, wanted you all day...you are in so much trouble baby "

Sent to...Dad.

 

[Halloween]

hmmm.......



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[spideyboy_1111]

One of my best friends accidentally sent a video of him and his boyfriend having sex to his mom... she replied "oh so that's how you do it"

that's gotta be embarrassing

 

[Mdizzle]

^^Oh god, at least there was a sense of humour about it. I'm pretty sure I could never look my parents in the eye if that were me.

Mine was prolly, "Worst lay/kisser/hook-up ever/something similar" sent to the same person I was actually referring to, immediately followed by, "just kidding" once I checked my sent folder and realized what happened. Awkward times.

 

[Majic Walrus]

I accidentally sent an old friend and devout Christian minister this lovely message: "**** yes she's a ****ing fox. I mean she's ****ing gorgeous."

I also accidentally sent a girlfriend the message: "I love Jill" Her name wasn't Jill. The message was supposed to say "I love killing zombies." I mistyped and it turned into Jill so went I went to backspace I hit the return key. Thank you qwerty keyboad.

 

[zahanbil]

This thread is filled with awesome. I demand more

 

[Majic Walrus]

I would be more than willing to send you awkward text messages and then posting them here. What's your number?

 

[spideyboy_1111]

^^Oh god, at least there was a sense of humour about it. I'm pretty sure I could never look my parents in the eye if that were me.

Mine was prolly, "Worst lay/kisser/hook-up ever/something similar" sent to the same person I was actually referring to, immediately followed by, "just kidding" once I checked my sent folder and realized what happened. Awkward times.

yeah, surprisingly he was ok with it, his family is goofy like that... but i know if that were me i'd pretty much want to be dead.

 

[Byrd Man]

I had to go to a prison to cover a news story. A few days later, my phone buzzes and I get this text: "Hey, my name is Steve. I saw U at the prison. Can I write U?"

 

[Mdizzle]

yeah, surprisingly he was ok with it, his family is goofy like that... but i know if that were me i'd pretty much want to be dead.

For sure...what else can you do except make a joke out of it? Just be thankful it wasn't the other way around where you're left with a video of your parents tearing it up.

 

[The Spawn]

I pocket dial people a lot with my Dare since it's touch screen.


It sucks.

 

[Majic Walrus]

I pocket dial people a lot with my Dare since it's touch screen.


It sucks.

The Dare doesn't have a screen lock option?

 

[Mdizzle]

I pocket dial people a lot with my Dare since it's touch screen.


It sucks.

I'm imagining some embarassing conversations overheard via your pocket.

 

[The Spawn]

It does have a lock...but it is rather easy to unlock it from your pocket with the button on the side, or the button on the touch screen. My pockets are usually tight.

I haven't had any embarassing moments, but this one time some girl texted me saying I sent her this really long voice mail. Apparently she overheard me and 4 others guys talking (negatively) about this other guy we know and his girlfriend.

If that voicemail had gone to the 'other guy we know,' that would have sucked.

I never mess up with texting. Never.

However, my Dare has this habit of adding people to my Sent list...and since I text really fast I sometimes miss it before hitting send and have to cancel the message...delete the people who were added somehow and then resend.

 

[Gallagher]

"Hey lover, how are you?"

To my mother... Not that bad but damn was it embarrassing.

 

[Majic Walrus]

It does have a lock...but it is rather easy to unlock it from your pocket with the button on the side, or the button on the touch screen. My pockets are usually tight.

I haven't had any embarassing moments, but this one time some girl texted me saying I sent her this really long voice mail. Apparently she overheard me and 4 others guys talking (negatively) about this other guy we know and his girlfriend.

If that voicemail had gone to the 'other guy we know,' that would have sucked.

I never mess up with texting. Never.

However, my Dare has this habit of adding people to my Sent list...and since I text really fast I sometimes miss it before hitting send and have to cancel the message...delete the people who were added somehow and then resend.

That reminds me of Renee... She called me several times at work and on my mobile. She new my name. She was totally into me. To this day I have no idea who she was.

 

[percoset]

I was sent a text asking what I was up to. I jokingly replied that I was hooking up with the guy's girlfriend. She then sent a text saying, "Oh yeah, I love the taste of you **** in my mouth".... to her dad.