Would you?

[Tangled Web]

Would you give up a testicle for Jedi-like powers, and a light saber?

I would.

 

[E. Bison]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Stuff/******edtopic.jpg

 

[passerby]

Me too, then I would just get an implant testicle.

 

[Master Chief]

No. I don't need the powers. I have the saber, and two testicles.

 

[Erzengel]

So it has come down to you and me huh MC?

My lightsaber's in the back.

 

[Master Chief]

I had one of the first ones like yers, the one from A New Hope, but it broke. I still have the hilt and the tube is being held to it by the wires.

It makes me cry.

I'm sooo getting the Darth Maul one though.

 

[Erzengel]

The full one or the half?

 

[Master Chief]

Full dood. I'm gonna break so much stuff in my house since I don't have a wide space to swing it around.

 

[Erzengel]

I kinda want the NEW Obi-Wan saber. Do it outside and make sure your friends videotape and put it on the internet.

 

[Tangled Web]

The full one or the half?

One entire testicle. Left or right, your choice.

 

[Master Chief]

I kinda want the NEW Obi-Wan saber. Do it outside and make sure your friends videotape and put it on the internet.

Until I get to the level of Ray Park double-bladed badassness... there won't be a vid like that up on YouTube for a long while.

And chyeah, I want 'em all, but Maul comes first.

 

[Erzengel]

I think I'd sell my first Anakin one and should buy the Obi-Wan. But I do like Luke's too. Hmm....

 

[Socrates]

I want Anakin's saber.

 

[danielisthor]

So it has come down to you and me huh MC?

My lightsaber's in the back.

I seriously need that Colossus statue.

And i would give both testicles for Jedi powers and a lightsaber.

 

[Erzengel]

Well I have the first Anakin lightsaber that's longer than the newer ones. Plus I always liked Obi-Wan's hilt better.

 

[Erzengel]

I seriously need that Colossus statue.

And i would give both testicles for Jedi powers and a lightsaber.

I'm on the waiting list for the Spiderman Hulk one.

 

[FrankCastle6]

uhm...YEAH!!!! who wouldn't! i would give my whole penis! well...maybe...

 

[twylight]

So it has come down to you and me huh MC?

My lightsaber's in the back.

Is it really wrong that I'm turned on by a guy who has comic/geek statues and items?

Well I have the first Anakin lightsaber that's longer than the newer ones. Plus I always liked Obi-Wan's hilt better.

Lightsaber and hilt would be code words for....?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Dude?
This kid at my school gave up a testicle for a volleyball game!
He's doin' fine today.
Of course I would.

And they've made wicked strides in the science of Ball Prosthetics.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

sure, it wouldn't bother me a bit. Can I choose who's to give you?

 

[blind_fury]

Can I replace my penis with a lightsaber?

 

[Erzengel]

Is it really wrong that I'm turned on by a guy who has comic/geek statues and items?






Lightsaber and hilt would be code words for....?

How you doin'?

 

[Carter]

hmm, I don't think I would. Could I use the mind trick to get laid more often?

 

[Erzengel]

Only on the weak minded. Which means most bars.

 

[Carter]

Well in that case, I'll hack it off myself.