Wrestling: The Action Soap Opera Thread

[Mr.Webs]

Man, some of those stories are so crazy that I almost have to believe 'em.

 

[Assassin]

You know what I meant.

you knew what i meant too but you also felt the need to correct me.

 

[Johnny Drama]

The whole being a mark thing is a bit ridiculous.Just because a guy compliments someone on their matches they are a mark?

I am so over the terms mark and smark. They are terms that fat wrestling fans use to make themselves feel like they don't live in their mothers basement. Or they are pretentious ROH "fans" who have never really watched ROH on HDnet, they just read the recaps and jump online to **** on 7 year old Cena fans.

Knew a kid back in high school who overused the word "mark" to no end. His favorite wrestler, he said, was Shawn Michaels. When I asked him what his favorite HBK match was, he said "his early WCW matches"

 

[Dr. Evil]

A Nazi Cyborg.....I would have wanted to have seen that. Oh well.

 

[bullets]

Knew a kid back in high school who overused the word "mark" to no end. His favorite wrestler, he said, was Shawn Michaels. When I asked him what his favorite HBK match was, he said "his early WCW matches"

Those were some great ones lol. Luckily marks like us know our history.

 

[Johnny Drama]

He later said "I meant Bret Hart"

Which I was confused by because if he meant old WWF matches why would he say WCW? And if he meant Hart in WCW back in 97-98, those would hardly be any Bret Hart fans favorite matches and clearly aren't "early" by any means.
And finally, if Hart was his FAVORITE, why would he confuse him with HBK? My favorite wrestler has always been Chris Jericho and I'll never confuse him with Kurt Angle. It wouldn't be prudent.

 

[Heretic]

I often get Jay Lethal and Randy Savage confused...

 

[MMMMM...Pancakes]

I often get Jay Lethal and Randy Savage confused...

Wait...So they aren't the same person?

 

[Johnny Drama]

A Nazi Cyborg.....I would have wanted to have seen that. Oh well.

 

[Heretic]

I also get Nikki Bella and Melina mixed up a lot...

 

[bullets]

A Nazi Cyborg.....I would have wanted to have seen that. Oh well.

reminds me of glacier , lol.

 

[Johnny Drama]

That's easy. They are giant whooooores and can both usually be found on the end of Batistas wang.

 

[Johnny Drama]

Glacier was so full of win

 

[Assassin]

who was under the costume?

 

[NDX]

reminds me of glacier , lol.

Good times.

 

[Slushy]

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fyi.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

Just saw that Promotion Wars game had an update, and actually has WWE rosters now. They had to remove WWE rosters for copyrights, I dunno how they were able to get it back/

You can control WWE, TNA, or ROH, or create your own indy promotion and start from the bottom, signing a bunch of free agents and indy circuit guys. It's pretty fun.

 

[Johnny Drama]

My PC is pretty crappy. Dont think I can run it

 

[BlackLantern]

I am so over the terms mark and smark. They are terms that fat wrestling fans use to make themselves feel like they don't live in their mothers basement. Or they are pretentious ROH "fans" who have never really watched ROH on HDnet, they just read the recaps and jump online to **** on 7 year old Cena fans.

Knew a kid back in high school who overused the word "mark" to no end. His favorite wrestler, he said, was Shawn Michaels. When I asked him what his favorite HBK match was, he said "his early WCW matches"

Yea...agreed

Kayfabe sounds like a STD.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I prefer "mark" when used as a verb. Like what I did during that final 5 Second Posedown.

 

[BlackLantern]

I prefer "mark" when used as a verb. Like what I did during that final 5 Second Posedown.

Touching yourself and crying?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Exactly!

 

[Hunter Rider]

Jinder Mahal (Tiger Raj Singh)

Aha! is he any good?

 

[Hunter Rider]

SD mid card:

Daniel Bryan
Ted DiBiase
Alex Riley
Sheamus
Wade Barrett
Sin Cara
Cody Rhodes
Brodus Clay

SD Main Event:

Christian
Randy Orton

So there are definite opportunities for guys to make a name for themselves on SD this year.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Raw mid card:

Jack Swagger
Drew McIntyre
Chris Masters
Kofi Kingston
R Truth
John Morrison
Big Show
Dolph Ziggler

Raw main event:

John Cena
The Miz
Rey Mysterio
CM Punk
Alberto Del Rio

As we know Punk, Rey and Show can jumpy between the two groups, but the basic set up looks like a steady group of heels to be fed to Cena, with little room for anyone new to be elevated.