X-Men First Class caption thread

Discussion in 'X-Men: Days of Future Past' started by ultimatefan, Jan 20, 2011.

  1. ultimatefan

    ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Figure it was time for one.

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    (CHORUS)

    Look at the stars,
    Look how they shine for you,
    And everything you do,
    Yeah they were all yellow,

    I came along
    I wrote a song for you
    And all the things you do
    And it was called yellow

    So then I took my turn
    Oh all the things I've done
    And it was all yellow

    Your skin
    Oh yeah your skin and bones
    Turn into something beautiful
    D'you know you know I love you so
    You know I love you so

    I swam across
    I jumped across for you
    Oh all the things you do
    Cause you were all yellow

    I drew a line
    I drew a line for you
    Oh what a thing to do
    And it was all yellow

    Your skin
    Oh yeah your skin and bones
    Turn into something beautiful
    D'you know for you i bleed myself dry
    For you i bleed myself dry

    Its true look how they shine for you
    look how they shine for you
    look how they shine for you
    look how they shine for you
    look how they shine for you
    look how they shine
    look at the stars look how they shine for you
     
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    Charles: "Well hello."
    Girl: "Hello, I'm Plenty."
    Erik: "But of course you are."
    Girl: "Plent O'Toole."
    Charles: "Named after your father, perhaps."
     
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  3. Loganbabe

    Loganbabe Don't want your future

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    This picture will be a favorite here, I can sense this! :woot:
     
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    The 60s.

    When having a threesome with your best friend and sexy bug lady was know as "Thursday".
     
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    Erik: "I hope those don't come off as easily as the last one's did."
    Charles: "Oh my."
     
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    Girl: So, you like what you see?

    Erik: I don't know, do you have any other mutant powers?

    Charles: Fingercuffs, perhaps?
     
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    Charles: So, have you seen anything as crazy as this before?

    Erik: Well now that you mention it, there was this one girl in Saigon....
     
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    kedrell Fork&SpoonOperator

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    Charles: "Well if this doesn't out-Mac Tony Stark and his pole dancing flight attendants, I don't know what will."
     
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  9. Wefflehouse

    Wefflehouse Frick-frack

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    That's not in continuity! :dry:
     
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  10. kedrell

    kedrell Fork&SpoonOperator

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    Aww, shame on me I guess.
     
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  11. DACrowe

    DACrowe Well-Known Member

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    WARNING PERIOD-BASED JOKE

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    Girl: Wait, you want to both be here at the same time instead of turns?

    Erik/Charles: (Pause) Yes.

    Girl: Okay, it's just I thought I was the only fairy in the room.


    That is not my personal viewpoint just a play on stereotypes for the time.
     
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  12. Wefflehouse

    Wefflehouse Frick-frack

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    You better believe it. ;)
     
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  13. DACrowe

    DACrowe Well-Known Member

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    I still can't believe it!

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    Believe what?

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    I remember when Spider-Man's costume was awesome and our's were the ones that sucked.
     
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  14. WildcatNC

    WildcatNC I'm on a BOAT ***** !

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    Its tailor made for a caption thread. :woot:
     
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  15. Loganbabe

    Loganbabe Don't want your future

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    ^Caption threads, bad slash fanfic...you name it! :woot:
     
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    Eric: "Is this really necessary Charles?"

    Charles: "Oh shut up Eric, you might have some fun."

    Stripper: "Its 50$ per song boys, what would you like?"

    Charles: "50$ !! I don't think we'll pay anything."

    Stripper: ......"I don't think you'll pay anything.".......

    Eric: "Damn it Charles its going to be one of those nights I can already tell."




    The next morning......................

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    Eric: "Its a fine situation you've gotten us into once again Charles"

    Charles: "Oh shut it Eric. 5 shots of bourbon and you weren't complaining"

    Eric: "Where the hell did those monkeys come from? And why the hell was there lipstick and duct tape on them.

    Charles: "Those weren't the strippers???........**** I was drunk"

    Eric: :dry:
     
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  17. Loganbabe

    Loganbabe Don't want your future

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    WildcatNC I'm on a BOAT ***** !

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    "WHAT did you just call me?!"
     
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    excellent stuff guys i can't stop laughing
     
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    Camera-man: So you two dig up...dig up dinosaurs?
     
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    Charles: Eric the left one is clearly bigger than the right one.
     
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    "I hope nobody smells this."
     
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  23. Yurka

    Yurka Let The Games Begin!

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    Hehehe smelly beast.
     
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  24. ultimatefan

    ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Call me Ice Queen and I promise you´ll need lots of ice!
     
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    ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    CHARLES:please tell me that´s a sting!

    ERIK: And why would that be better, exactly?
     
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