Yo Momma jokes...

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Post all yo momma jokes here!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".

[SIZE=+1]Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.[/SIZE]

Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!"

[SIZE=+1]Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.[/SIZE]

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!

[SIZE=+1]Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,"Damn, is it Halloween already?"[/SIZE]
Is there a way to ban this guy from thread-making?
Yo thread is so stupid, a cat won't even play with it!


I'm sorry that was lame :csad:
Yo Momma so stupid she didn't stop you from making a frickin Yo Momma thread. :o
If this doesn't take off with some serious humor in a minute or two, it's gone.
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