Yo Momma jokes...

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  1. Post all yo momma jokes here!

    Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

    Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".

    [SIZE=+1]Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.[/SIZE]

    Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!"

    [SIZE=+1]Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.[/SIZE]

    Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!

    [SIZE=+1]Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,"Damn, is it Halloween already?"[/SIZE]
     
  2. Mr. Credible jukebox hero

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  3. Hey are you really from Lexington,KY?
     
  4. Captain Planet! The Power Is Yours

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    Those were... sort of funny. :dry:
     
  5. William_C StylelessKnave

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    meh, I'll find some to contribute
     
  6. WTFimVENOM Registered

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    Is there a way to ban this guy from thread-making?
     
  7. Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    Yup.
     
  8. CBGB Urban Achiever

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    Yo thread is so stupid, a cat won't even play with it!




    :dry:






    I'm sorry that was lame :csad:
     
  9. WTFimVENOM Registered

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    awesomeness
     
  10. Captain_BluTac You Better Run

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    Yo Momma so stupid she didn't stop you from making a frickin Yo Momma thread. :o
     
  11. Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    If this doesn't take off with some serious humor in a minute or two, it's gone.
     
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    Your mom is stupid.

    :o
     
  13. Captain Planet! The Power Is Yours

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    This one will save the thread!
    Yo Mamma so stupid... She stupid!
     
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    This one will save the thread!
    Yo Mamma so fat... She fat!
     
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