Tivo the Hype (Back from the Dead)

That is going into the Bakerboy entry for the new EnHypelopedia.

 

There is a new one in the works?


I miss Cyclops, he was a cool guy.

 

I'm essentially taking about a week and a half, letting people edit and fine tune their old posts in there before I go through the thread and quote all the good ones and format it for better use.

 

I love the new Drakatar. You're such a sexy creeper.

 

In the Blockbuster is dying, dying, dead thread... ETM made a funny.

... and I'm sure it was entirely unintentional... just saying.

 

You know, aside from the join date and post count, judging from the above post, I'd say you're fitting pretty well into that newbie reputation.

Or, uh, ?

 

Let me overuse this smiley a little more in response to that

eat my newb.

 

Ah, good times!

 

Re: Is it raicst....

This literally made me lol

 

An instant classic, courtesy of DA BEAR!!!

 

I'm pretty sure this is Skinny's first TIVO, too.

 

That pic wasn't posted here before..?

 

I never saw it. But AnorexicBatman's response was what made it Tivo-worthy. And I'm sure the "Tivo Alumni" would agree.

 

I wish I could find my old "debate" with AmazonKween (circa 2000/2001) on whether or not the movie "Event Horizon" was porn because it had boobs in it...

 

I just read all these Bakerboy posts again. And I thought Dr Indiana Jones was weird

 

What I think is funny is how everyone is laughing at the whole Bakerboy postings yet, that type of back and forth is now looked down upon.

 

Talking about This Is It, the Michael Jackson documentary
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Ace's standard answer to everything:

 

Only on the Hype...

 

"Great way of taking it" doesn't quite have the meaning he was looking for there.

 

Might be a bit weak, but there's so few things worth Tivo'ing anymore....

 

Our long lost friend Ghostrider87 wrote the origin on his hero, Night Avenger. Hipper Hunter gave his own analysis...

Why did he decide to go public? Why doesn't he have a secret identity?

1. Why not just simply disk jockey?

2. If Night Avenger's identity is publicly known, then why is he concentrating on a disk jockey career? A publicly known superhero usually would fully concentrate on their heroics career and have a much higher profession in life. The Fantastic Four (scientists, explorers), the X-Men (teachers the Xavier Institute), Wonder Woman (Ambassador to Man's World from Themescrya), Aquaman (King of Atlantis), Captain America (S.H.I.E.L.D. agent, super-soldier), Iron Man (CEO of Stark Industries, former Secretary of Defense), She-Hulk (top class lawyer), Firehawk (Senator), Black Panther (King of Wakanda), Storm (Queen of Wakanda), John Stewart (top class architect), Guy Gardner (Green Lantern Honor Guard), Booster Gold (advertisement ****e), Ted Kord (CEO of K.O.R.D. Industries), and many others.
Daredevil and Spider-Man, both have public identites and are trying to have private lives and professions (lawyer and teacher), and they are failing at it, miserably. The only way that Night Avenger can be a disk jockey with it really being beleiveable is that he has a secret identity.

Seems decent

Why does he have to be one of many superheroes? Why can't he be maybe the first to come, or even the ONLY one?

Some good that degree did. If he's in broadcasting shouldn't he be having some major responsibilities in a TV or radio station?

Okay, gives us an idea of what he looks like

He seems too much like a Superman-esque character. I say get rid of the lame ass command of shooting stars because that would cause too much damage to the area around him. Say he was in a battle in Chicago, it would be ******ed to unleash a shooting star inside a major city. Also where would the shooting star come from? Out of his ass? Outer space? Most shooting stars disentegrate within the atmosphere before they land upon Earth, and if one did, it would create a decent amount of damage in the surrounding area.

If he has flight and superspeed, why does he need a glider, car, plane, etc?

What good did Paul and Melinda do for Jason. Thomas and Martha were killed for Bruce to declare his war on crime. Barry Allen was Wally's role model and his normal parents sucked ass. John and Martha Kent instilled Clark his morals and humanity. Aunt May and Uncle Ben raised Peter and taught him about responsibility. Hippolyta created Diana out of clay and gave her the role she was meant to fulfill. Just what makes Paul and Melinda so special to be worthy to be mentioned asides from teaching him the cliched right and wrong?

Okay, so he's an honest joe, I can relate to that.

With all the power he has, why does he need to know Taekwando? Superman, the Flash, Spider-Man, Iron Man, and many others don't know a major martial art. Hal Jordan just punches people for some reason.

Just what is right and wrong?

1. Why the sudden change?
2. What are the accusations? Did he commit incest or beastiality or something. Did they say that he was gay? WHAT?
3. If someone did the right thing most of the time, wouldn't they be well liked as a nice guy? If you mean by the right thing, do you mean squealing on his friends or other people or something like that? Because if so, the little prick deserves to not be well liked.

Who lied to him? How was he taken advantage of? Did his teacher have inappropriate relations with him or something?

But you just said that Jason was skilled and talented. Why would a skilled and talented kid have trouble in school? Also, if he just barely managed to pass, why is he in the University of Chicago and not a community college?

Why? Are the other students @$$#0!es or something? A guy who appears nice and does the right thing usually gets some respect.

How?

Usually someone taking martial arts at that age, unless they have been in it for years, is cheesy and lame. And if he was such a nice guy who always did the right thing, why would people say that he would use it to beat people up and gain things?

Just what made him so good to get the job right when he started school?

In college you basically get a restart on your popularity life. How the hell did he get criticized and falsely accused this time? Also, shouldn't the official radio disk jockey of the school have some popularity? If he doesn't, that means he lacks people skills, a much needed skill for such a career.

Just what does Rita do in order to go on a radio show to talk about sports? Does she work in sports like ESPN, the NFL, the MLB? What?

Tell me that if I read this right. Jason never saw Rita for 3 years and then out of nowhere, needs to reintroduce herself, and expects a walk to her home? And he agrees? That is completely unrealistic? Why doesn't Rita call a cab? Or call someone that she knows better? Are Rita and Jason good friends after their first meeting? Also, why did Rita get called to talk about Chicago sports on a radio station when she works at a law firm? What kind of radio station does Jason work in? Public Access?

Were they in an alley or something, usually a mugging or an attack wouldn't happen out in the open. And if they did go to an alley, and Jason has been living in Chicago for quite some time now, why would he go to a bad area of the city? Is he too stupid to avoid the bad areas?

Just how many gang members are there? Taking all of them down with a sprained ankle is completely unrealistic.

Shouldn't the shooting star create some sort of damage around the area, most likely killing Rita? And since she isn't dead and was in the area, why doesn't she have superpowers?

A lot of this is unnecessary info. Especially with Rita going to sleep and awaking.

Again, a lot of unnecessary information, but sensible on how he discovers his powers.

You said that Rita already observed Jason exhibit his powers. Why would she be shocked and amazed?

Didn't he already test himself? And how does he have weapons?

Rumors don't lower crime at all.

A lot of unnecessary information. And if he was taught to do the right thing by his parents, then why is he not willing to help people right from the get go?

So this is the third time that she finds out that Jason has powers and she is still SHOCKED? Are both Jason and Rita stupid or something? Also you could just say that Jason f**ked the s**t out of Rita or made love to her or simply they just went to sleep with nothing happening at all.

As powerful as he is, why doesn't Jason just go out and stop bigger threats such as terrorism and war? And if he was already stoping small crimes, protecting the city, they why witnessing a tragic murder convince him to become a superhero? And why didn't he just STOP the murder? Did he just stand-by and watch like the dumbass he apparently is?

 

hahaha G87.....

Where are you when we need you?

 

He's dead. A Hooters waitress accidentally brushed up against him and his testicles exploded. Bled out right there, face down in a plate of buffalo wings.

 

Or he changed his name to Fresh Prince. I got a G87 vibe from that guy.