Tivo the Hype (Back from the Dead)

[Drakon]

That is going into the Bakerboy entry for the new EnHypelopedia.

 

[SsM]

There is a new one in the works?


I miss Cyclops, he was a cool guy.

 

[Drakon]

I'm essentially taking about a week and a half, letting people edit and fine tune their old posts in there before I go through the thread and quote all the good ones and format it for better use.

 

[X-Chick]

I love the new Drakatar. You're such a sexy creeper.

 

[knowsbleed]

In the Blockbuster is dying, dying, dead thread... ETM made a funny.

reading this has been the highlight of my day.

Pathetic day

... and I'm sure it was entirely unintentional... just saying.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

You know, aside from the join date and post count, judging from the above post, I'd say you're fitting pretty well into that newbie reputation.

Or, uh, ?

 

[knowsbleed]

Let me overuse this smiley a little more in response to that

All my body just got ruled!

Nippley man I met, he ate my motorboat!

(I think I'm the evil of the people...)
(Praise the glory of the evil!)
GIRLY MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Girly Man!
Girly Man! man,man,man,man,man,man,man,man,man,man
Girly Man! man,man,man,man,man,man,man,man,man,man
Gosh, my old calculator ain't got no bow!
Nippley man I met, he at my motorboat!
Calm down and park that comfy shin guard armor!
Welcome the dude who ain't the buyer of mugs.
Girly Man!
Girly Man! man, man, man, man, man, man
RIIIIIIP YOOOOOOUR MAAAAAAAAA
Woot, I'm coming!
Mutton goes YAY!
Cook the chicano's day!
Mucho caliente!
I'll eat wasabe on my dude!
All my body just got ruled!
Kinda like a fist on road!
One more body for your car!
OOO! OOO! Papa's restaurant
OOOOOOOO You'll be pumping Ovaltine!
or Salty Shanty's one shot tea!
Roll, jam, belching, raving son!
Mork, and bull, and mumued star!
Kill her!Kill her!Kill her!Kill her!
Kill her!Kill her!Kill her!Kill her!
Girly MAN!
Girly Man! man,man,man,man,man,man,man,man,man,man
Kill her!Kill her!Kill her!Kill her!
Kill her!Kill her!Kill her!Kill her!
(please don't buy the bald seal!)
Move then Connie!
Let me go yay!
Cause its a yardless day!
Conga line too, Good Day!
Salad is a cargo you could do!
Chet's my buddy, Chester Rowe!
Called him at the coaster room!
Smashing all the people up!
Its the child no parka rule!
OOOOOO laddie, ready, bite your knee!
OOOOOO conk a Collie, conquer he!
Deal them, Peel them, People looked shocked!
Move, too, then you got a private shower!
Kill her!Kill her!Kill her!Kill her!
Kill her!Kill her!Kill her!Kill her!
Girly MAN!
Girly Man! man,man,man,man,man
Girly Man! man,man,man,man,man,man,man,man,man,man
Gosh, my old calculator ain't got no bow!
Nippley man I met, he ate my motorboat!
Calm down and park that comfy shin guard armor!
Welcome the dude who ain't the buyer of mugs.
Girly Man!
Man! man,man,man,man,man,man,man,man,man,man
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

eat my newb.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Ah, good times!

 

[AndThePickles]

Re: Is it raicst....

....To call someone a "Walking Stereotype", if they are from a different minority?

yeah, their are so many crazy crackers run'n wild here in Wisconsin... wearing their blue jeans, and shirts....... running mad

and then those black guys, wearing sneakers, and jeans too.... sterotypes....

and mexicans, wearing jackets when it's cold....

and chinese people, combing their hair

damn jappanese people eating when they are hungry

and don't get me started on Jewish people breathing


all sterotypical....

just saw a sterotypical white guy again....

he was wearing socks... that son of a B!!!

This literally made me lol

 

[Matt]

An instant classic, courtesy of DA BEAR!!!

VAMPIRE?!?


























t:

Yeah, probably not. But with Halloween right around the corner, I have noticed that he has been in a lot of vampire films in his career: Shadow of the Vampire, Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant, the Hunger, and the upcoming Daybreakers just to name a few off the top of my head. Heck, in a way his roles in the Spider-Man films and The Last Temptation of Christ* can also fall in this category.


Now I'm not saying that this is proof that he is a vampire. (despite what his wikipedia page might say**)


I'm just saying: Where is the proof that he ISN'T a Vampire?***


I rest my case!











* - I know I'm reeeeealy reaching here, but if that dreck of a film DRACULA 2000 taught us anything it was that Judas was turned into Dracula after his death. Thus Christ apparently has some kind of hand in the creation of the 1st vampire. Any questions? Nope, didn't think so!

** - Once I figure out how to edit a freakin' article that is...

*** - Just wanted to say in advance, Happy Halloween people! Seriously though, Willem Dafoe is awesome! Can't wait to see Daybreakers next year. Consider this his much-deserved "Appreciation Thread". How does one of these not exist for him already?

 

[Drakon]

Forget motorboat. You have to cruise ship that.

I'm pretty sure this is Skinny's first TIVO, too.

 

[[A]]

That pic wasn't posted here before..?

 

[Drakon]

I never saw it. But AnorexicBatman's response was what made it Tivo-worthy. And I'm sure the "Tivo Alumni" would agree.

 

[Themanofbat]

I wish I could find my old "debate" with AmazonKween (circa 2000/2001) on whether or not the movie "Event Horizon" was porn because it had boobs in it...

 

[[A]]

I just read all these Bakerboy posts again. And I thought Dr Indiana Jones was weird

 

[Erzengel]

What I think is funny is how everyone is laughing at the whole Bakerboy postings yet, that type of back and forth is now looked down upon.

 

[Mr.Webs]

Talking about This Is It, the Michael Jackson documentary
-------------

yes if you are a fan...wait till the end of credits...

at the end Samuel L Jackson comes out and invites him to the Avengers....lol

Samuel:"Moonwalker??? You think you are the only one. I want you to join the Avengers Inititative??"

The Avengers are getting their butts kicked. Thor is down. Hulk is down. IronMan's armor is torn to shreds. Cap bloodied and battered struggles to stand.
Cap:"Time to call in the big guns."
He removes a bag from his belt and pours it on the ground. Sand comes out and moves with a mind of its own. The sand melts into a shape and then forms Michael Jackson in his Remember the time outfit. Michael wipes his chin...cue music

 

[knowsbleed]

Ace's standard answer to everything:

What the Crocodile hat...WAS THAT?!

There's no post box, there's no shuttlecock. And where's the jelly Giraffe ay?

Every time their fruity acorn gets the alarm clock

I want ya to...snowflake their teapot...HARD

You get out their and play your palm trees off!

 

[Majic Walrus]

Jesus is like a comic book hero. Let us use Batman for example. Someone had an idea or an inspiration and created a book about him.
Then another writer hailing to be a big fan of Jesus/Batman then wrote his take on the character and events, lets say Grant Morrison, wrote that Jesus rose people from the dead. Then a Frank Miller writer loving the original character and not the Morrison take decided to write a gritty realistic version where it is his last moments of life taking out absurdities. Then Mark Miller takes a look at what has all been created and decides, Imma do a new take on Jesus where he has no powers and is just a man.
All of these writers help write the canon of Jesus/Batman and over the years it holds still and people take it as how it has always been.

Now we have fanboys fighting over which comic is canon and which Jesus/Batman is the best. However even if Jesus/Batman aren't real they have affected certain people for the most part to do good. However its asqued with the take they prefer. We have the church of the extremist Goddamn Batman and the pacifist Adam West Batman.

That a great way of taking it CaptainClown.

Only on the Hype...

 

[Mee]

"Great way of taking it" doesn't quite have the meaning he was looking for there.

 

[Drakon]

http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/1916606,twilight-taping-arrest-movie-120209.article

That's stupid. Vampires don't show up on video.

Might be a bit weak, but there's so few things worth Tivo'ing anymore....

 

[Immortalfire]

Our long lost friend Ghostrider87 wrote the origin on his hero, Night Avenger. Hipper Hunter gave his own analysis...

Night Avenger

So now Nightavenger is Night Avenger?

Real name:Jason Hairston
Identity: Publicly known

Why did he decide to go public? Why doesn't he have a secret identity?

Occupation: (former) College disk jockey, Professional (professional) disk jockey.

1. Why not just simply disk jockey?

2. If Night Avenger's identity is publicly known, then why is he concentrating on a disk jockey career? A publicly known superhero usually would fully concentrate on their heroics career and have a much higher profession in life. The Fantastic Four (scientists, explorers), the X-Men (teachers the Xavier Institute), Wonder Woman (Ambassador to Man's World from Themescrya), Aquaman (King of Atlantis), Captain America (S.H.I.E.L.D. agent, super-soldier), Iron Man (CEO of Stark Industries, former Secretary of Defense), She-Hulk (top class lawyer), Firehawk (Senator), Black Panther (King of Wakanda), Storm (Queen of Wakanda), John Stewart (top class architect), Guy Gardner (Green Lantern Honor Guard), Booster Gold (advertisement ****e), Ted Kord (CEO of K.O.R.D. Industries), and many others.
Daredevil and Spider-Man, both have public identites and are trying to have private lives and professions (lawyer and teacher), and they are failing at it, miserably. The only way that Night Avenger can be a disk jockey with it really being beleiveable is that he has a secret identity.

Citizenship:U.S.A.
Place of Birth: Illinois
Known relatives: Melinda (mother), Paul (father)

Seems decent

Group affiliation: Known I can think for right now (now)

Why does he have to be one of many superheroes? Why can't he be maybe the first to come, or even the ONLY one?

Education: College graduate ( broadcasting major), bachelor’s degree in broadcasting (complete)

Some good that degree did. If he's in broadcasting shouldn't he be having some major responsibilities in a TV or radio station?

Physical Characteristics
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 195
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Brown

Okay, gives us an idea of what he looks like

Powers: Superhuman strength, enhanced durability, Superhuman speed, energy blasts, command of shooting stars, flight.

He seems too much like a Superman-esque character. I say get rid of the lame ass command of shooting stars because that would cause too much damage to the area around him. Say he was in a battle in Chicago, it would be ******ed to unleash a shooting star inside a major city. Also where would the shooting star come from? Out of his ass? Outer space? Most shooting stars disentegrate within the atmosphere before they land upon Earth, and if one did, it would create a decent amount of damage in the surrounding area.

Weapons: Star glider

If he has flight and superspeed, why does he need a glider, car, plane, etc?

His parents Melinda and Paul raised Jason. Jason was very talented and skilled.

What good did Paul and Melinda do for Jason. Thomas and Martha were killed for Bruce to declare his war on crime. Barry Allen was Wally's role model and his normal parents sucked ass. John and Martha Kent instilled Clark his morals and humanity. Aunt May and Uncle Ben raised Peter and taught him about responsibility. Hippolyta created Diana out of clay and gave her the role she was meant to fulfill. Just what makes Paul and Melinda so special to be worthy to be mentioned asides from teaching him the cliched right and wrong?

Jason was always one that wanted to work for something rather than just having it handed to him all the time.

Okay, so he's an honest joe, I can relate to that.

One of his greatest accomplishments was becoming a first-degree black belt in Taekwondo.

With all the power he has, why does he need to know Taekwando? Superman, the Flash, Spider-Man, Iron Man, and many others don't know a major martial art. Hal Jordan just punches people for some reason.

His parents taught him about right and wrong. His parents told him that it is easy not to do the right thing and just take the easy path.

Just what is right and wrong?

Before High School, most students respected and admired Jason. Then High School came with students accusing false accusations giving him a hard time and criticized him. One of the reasons of he was criticized because he usually always did the right thing and they wanted to seem unhappy most of the time.

1. Why the sudden change?
2. What are the accusations? Did he commit incest or beastiality or something. Did they say that he was gay? WHAT?
3. If someone did the right thing most of the time, wouldn't they be well liked as a nice guy? If you mean by the right thing, do you mean squealing on his friends or other people or something like that? Because if so, the little prick deserves to not be well liked.

He was taken advantage of and lied to.

Who lied to him? How was he taken advantage of? Did his teacher have inappropriate relations with him or something?

Jason always managed to find a way to pass the classes he was in even when it was not going well.

But you just said that Jason was skilled and talented. Why would a skilled and talented kid have trouble in school? Also, if he just barely managed to pass, why is he in the University of Chicago and not a community college?

Despite this other students still gave him a hard time criticize him along with not recognizing him and respecting him.

Why? Are the other students @$$#0!es or something? A guy who appears nice and does the right thing usually gets some respect.

He refused to believe what other students said, thought, and continued to prove them wrong.

How?

Students criticized that he learned Martial Arts to beat people up and gain things. However, he never used it that way.

Usually someone taking martial arts at that age, unless they have been in it for years, is cheesy and lame. And if he was such a nice guy who always did the right thing, why would people say that he would use it to beat people up and gain things?

He went to the University of Chicago of Illinois where he was the official radio disk jockey all four years he attended.

Just what made him so good to get the job right when he started school?

He still received a hard time, criticized, and accused false accusations. In college, he confronted a student about the false accusations. In addition, asked the person do they have evidence and when they bet money on the answer. They did not have evidence and did not bet money on the answer forcing them to admit they were wrong. He graduated from the University in 2002.

In college you basically get a restart on your popularity life. How the hell did he get criticized and falsely accused this time? Also, shouldn't the official radio disk jockey of the school have some popularity? If he doesn't, that means he lacks people skills, a much needed skill for such a career.

Jason then auditioned for a radio station and got the job after one audition. A week later Jason met Rita when she was a in guest studio discussing the Chicago Cubs, Chicago White Sox, and baseball.

Just what does Rita do in order to go on a radio show to talk about sports? Does she work in sports like ESPN, the NFL, the MLB? What?

Three years later after their first meeting Jason was called the Radio station where he worked by Rita telling him that it was her and that she needed him to walk her home because her car was in the shop. Rita became a secretary at a law firm. Jason became a professional disk jockey on a radio station.

Tell me that if I read this right. Jason never saw Rita for 3 years and then out of nowhere, needs to reintroduce herself, and expects a walk to her home? And he agrees? That is completely unrealistic? Why doesn't Rita call a cab? Or call someone that she knows better? Are Rita and Jason good friends after their first meeting? Also, why did Rita get called to talk about Chicago sports on a radio station when she works at a law firm? What kind of radio station does Jason work in? Public Access?

Jason was walking Rita home from work. Then heading towards her apartment Rita a gang member knocked Rita out.

Were they in an alley or something, usually a mugging or an attack wouldn't happen out in the open. And if they did go to an alley, and Jason has been living in Chicago for quite some time now, why would he go to a bad area of the city? Is he too stupid to avoid the bad areas?

Jason trying to prevent any further harm took on all gang members with Taekwondo moves and wristlocks. He managed to get them to go away. But one gang member managed to sprain his ankle before Jason knocked him down with two punches. Jason fell unconscious after seeing the gang members run away very fast..

Just how many gang members are there? Taking all of them down with a sprained ankle is completely unrealistic.

Two minutes later a shooting star hit Jason survived giving him powers making him more than a man.

Shouldn't the shooting star create some sort of damage around the area, most likely killing Rita? And since she isn't dead and was in the area, why doesn't she have superpowers?

Ten minutes later Rita woke up after getting knocked out Rita took out her cell phone called 911 and asked for emergency emts while looking at Jason seeing he was unconscious. The emts took Jason to the hospital along with Rita. Rita waited by the hospital bed in a chair waiting for Jason to wake up. Rita fell asleep. It is morning and Rita has awoke again and then 10 minutes later Rita watched as Jason started to wake up the support systems were hit with energy from Jason’s hand. Rita was handed a newspaper and on the front page, Disk jockey defends female citizen and survives being hit by a shooting star. Jason what happened to you. I defended you from further harm my ankle was sprained by a gang member and passed out. Did you know a shooting star hit you? Thank god Rita hugs your alive Jason. He called in and told his boss that he would need time to recover from the incident and to find what happened to him.

A lot of this is unnecessary info. Especially with Rita going to sleep and awaking.

Jason went to workout by running during his first day off and discovered that he was running faster than he ever did before that was the same, as some superheroes would have. He then discovered another one of his powers with the next by hitting the heavy punching bag what was holding it. He was stretching with his hands out and energy blasts came out of his hand. He did it again and discovered other ways to use the energy blasts with his hands. He played Mocap Boxing on of his favorite video games on the fourth day he was off at ESPN Zone. He noticed that after beating the game that he was not even tired or exhausted at all so he then ran from Wrigley Field to US Cellular Field and Sears Tower but still was not exhausted. He was starting to believe that the shooting star had given him powers.

Again, a lot of unnecessary information, but sensible on how he discovers his powers.

So decides to talk to Rita and tells her this. Rita is shocked and amazed what she hears.

You said that Rita already observed Jason exhibit his powers. Why would she be shocked and amazed?

To conclude he went through tests and a human scanner which showed nonhuman traits and characteristics proving he was more than a man and revealed powers and weapons.

Didn't he already test himself? And how does he have weapons?

He continued to take time off to learn the other powers. Since the event of where he tried to protect Rita crime continued to rise and the rumor of a man with powers continued talk by other people. However, it did not stop criminals from continuing to commit crimes and the crime rate to rise higher.

Rumors don't lower crime at all.

He was not willing to become a hero at first. One of the reasons was that he was afraid that it makes people grow afraid of him especially Rita. He thought of it would be easier to forget his powers ever existed. However, the dream he had finally convinced him. He had a nightmare that had Rita murdered at her apartment. Jason woke up used his ultra speed to get to her and knocked on the door. He told her she was in danger and that she had to leave. Rita believed him and took her back to his apartment with ultra speed.

A lot of unnecessary information. And if he was taught to do the right thing by his parents, then why is he not willing to help people right from the get go?

Jason told her about his powers. Rita was a little shocked but not afraid. Rita told Jason he could use his powers to protect the city. Both of them went to bed knowing about his powers.

So this is the third time that she finds out that Jason has powers and she is still SHOCKED? Are both Jason and Rita stupid or something? Also you could just say that Jason f**ked the s**t out of Rita or made love to her or simply they just went to sleep with nothing happening at all.

During the few weeks Jason keeps stops small crimes such as grand theft, mugging, robbing, and assaults. When stopping these crimes he is once again exposed to his powers and starts to learn how to control them. After seeing a tragic murder it is then that he finds out that he must use his powers to protect the city and the people. He goes back home and come up his name and a costume.

As powerful as he is, why doesn't Jason just go out and stop bigger threats such as terrorism and war? And if he was already stoping small crimes, protecting the city, they why witnessing a tragic murder convince him to become a superhero? And why didn't he just STOP the murder? Did he just stand-by and watch like the dumbass he apparently is?

Over all this concept is just very lame, lacking in originality, and is somewhat stupid. I do admit that it can have potential, but it needs a HELL of a lot of improvements.

Like starting right from scratch for example

 

[Johnny Drama]

hahaha G87.....

Where are you when we need you?

 

[Anubis]

He's dead. A Hooters waitress accidentally brushed up against him and his testicles exploded. Bled out right there, face down in a plate of buffalo wings.

 

[Johnny Drama]

Or he changed his name to Fresh Prince. I got a G87 vibe from that guy.