Crazy things you did when you were drunk

[knowsbleed]

Where does pissing on your neighbor's barking dog at five in the morning rake on the drunken escapade scale?

If there was a fence, chain or other barrier...then bleh.

 

[Kritish]

If there was a fence, chain or other barrier...then bleh.

It wasn't a very strong fence though.

 

[Excel]

put pubes on my girlfriends pizza and let her eat it...nothing she aint tasted before

 

[The Original Bamfer]

It wasn't a very strong fence though.

 

[DeaDheaD]

Weak, everyone's had that happen to them before. Try pissing on an angry pitbull next time.

Here's the story, my birthday is on St Patrick's, me, friends, and relatives all go out. My brother-in-law has one too many long islands, he decides to sleep in the bathtub at my parents house. My dad gets home and wakes him up, and puts him in my room!!! ON THE BED W/ ME, i'm like well at least I dont have to worry about him going all Catholic Priest on me, but then he starts throwing up, ON ME, IN MY BED. I had to go spend the nite with my other sister.

 

[Kritish]

It was a pitbull for god's sake, it would have killed me if I were in it's yard.

 

[knowsbleed]

It wasn't a very strong fence though.

Running for your life, while drunk, while pissing, would have been more memorable.

and great exercise.

 

[Kritish]

Here's the story, my birthday is on St Patrick's, me, friends, and relatives all go out. My brother-in-law has one too many long islands, he decides to sleep in the bathtub at my parents house. My dad gets home and wakes him up, and puts him in my room!!! ON THE BED W/ ME, i'm like well at least I dont have to worry about him going all Catholic Priest on me, but then he starts throwing up, ON ME, IN MY BED. I had to go spend the nite with my other sister.

Maybe you should just avoid your in-laws when they're drunk.

 

[DeaDheaD]

It was a pitbull for god's sake, it would have killed me if I were in it's yard.

I wasnt there but a friend of mine got alcohol onhis dog.......my friend was a smoker, doggy caught fire.

 

[Kritish]

Running for your life, while drunk, while pissing, would have been more memorable.

and great exercise.

I thought it was funny at the time...

 

[DeaDheaD]

Maybe you should just avoid your in-laws when they're drunk.

All I'm saying is that is a drunk wants to sleep in the bathtub.................he probably has a good reason for it.

 

[Kritish]

I wasnt there but a friend of mine got alcohol onhis dog.......my friend was a smoker, doggy caught fire.

Now that's a great story.

 

[knowsbleed]

It probably was...I'm just pissing on your story.


I've run from dogs before...not drunk...and it sucks.

 

[DeaDheaD]

Now that's a great story.

They got it put out, but this is the same guy that used to call his dog holding treats while standing in front of the glass door of his entertainment center.......THAT DOG WAS ******ED......"Here Fuzzy" *blam*

 

[Kritish]

It probably was...I'm just pissing on your story.


I've run from dogs before...not drunk...and it sucks.

I did have a Chihuahua bite me on the nuts when I was drunk.

 

[chaseter]

I am a very clean, fun, and good drunk. However, my cousin is a sloppy drunk. The one that yells, gets in fights, etc...Well one night, we got drunk and passed out with his head in the toilet. Later that night, his wife told me he got up out of bed, opened the closet, and pissed all over the floor. Now he has not done it once...but twice! I can act drunk when I am but I can also act pretty sober IMO.

 

[DeaDheaD]

That would be hilarious(if you didnt live there)

 

[bullets]

jumped on a train..... went down concrete steps in a shopping carriage......repelled of a building with rope that probably wasnt properly tied....almost got into a head on collision with an ambulance.....threatened to kill people.....called my ex's friends fat ****es...wrestled a huge bulky dude to the ground after he went on a rampage at a taxi company ....

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I'm pretty good about being drunk. I'm never out of control. I'm loud and say ****, but I probably don't do much I wouldn't normally. Except being loud and saying ****.

 

[Kritish]

I've beaten the **** out of a couple of people, but to be fair I probably would have done it to those people if I were sober.

 

[chaseter]

I bet Addendum drunk is the guy that sits in the corner and just sips his drink watching everyone else have a good time. But then again he probably doesn't drink because the odds are against it.

 

[chaseter]

Jag has some crazy drunk stories...

 

[knowsbleed]

Jag drinks protein shake martinis.

 

[Kritish]

Jag has some crazy drunk stories...

But they probably involve hardcore S&M and are therefore not permitted on the hype.

 

[Prison Mike]

I'm usually quiet when I'm drunk. I laugh a lot and at stupid things at that. One time I was drunk and I went to my friend's dorm room, who was watching ESPN and checking out some game highlights. I kept laughing for no apparent reason and pissed him off. He kicked me out and I passed out on the hallway floor. I woke up the next morning with a horrible headache and a strained neck. Plus, someone dumped nachos on me. lol