You know you're obsessed with Watchmen when...

[Beanjuice]

"Hurm." becomes part of your every day vocab.

You slip quotes into speech because you know nobody will have any idea

You draw little Rorschach symbols on any piece of paper near you

You find yourself actually interested in fedoras

You marker red blotches on any smiley face you see

You try to look cool and smoke a cigar like Comedian

Your sentences become fragments like Rorschach


Male enhancement commercials remind you of Dan.


Keep it going guys

 

[OctaviusINC]

-Every time somebody asks you if you did a simple task you replied that you did it 35 minutes ago.

-You have a sudden urge to hurt and rape women.

-When you think to yourself you start every thought with "Rorschach's Journal" and think in small sentences.

-You try to give your friends and lover cancer.

-Everytime you hear the song "Unforgettable" you say to yourself "Just a matter of time I suppose."

 

[LegendaryCaleb]

- Everytime you see a smiley face you think of the Comedian
- Before each shower you walk around in your bathroom naked just to imagine how Dr.Manhattan feels

 

[Kane52630]

- when you see a kid reading a comic book you think his name is Bernie
- when you name your cat Bubastis
- you drop a photo of you and your girlfriend to the ground

 

[Soundwave88]

-You have a sudden urge to hurt and rape women.

Uhhhhhhh what??? Am I the only who saw this?

 

[ross2287]

-Every time somebody asks you if you did a simple task you replied that you did it 35 minutes ago.

-You have a sudden urge to hurt and rape women.

-When you think to yourself you start every thought with "Rorschach's Journal" and think in small sentences.

-You try to give your friends and lover cancer.

-Everytime you hear the song "Unforgettable" you say to yourself "Just a matter of time I suppose."

The hell...?

 

[jms]

I my case, I know I'm obsessed with the Watchmen because I basically made up an excuse to cover the film on my Defenders Fansite: www.defendersfan.blogspot.com

Its a great film!

 

[OctaviusINC]

The hell...?

Uhhhhhhh what??? Am I the only who saw this?

Yeah, I totally go out and beat women and rape them

I'm surrounded by geniuses.

The Comedian hurts women and rapes Sally in the comic.

It's called deadpan humor.

You guys are drifting out of touch.

God help us all.




EDIT: I think it's funny how you guys have no problem with the cancer one though.

 

[ross2287]

Well, unless you're a giant walking cigarette you can't give people cancer. And besides, Jon didn't give his friends and loved ones cancer, if you remember.

I don't think The Comedian is someone you need to try and emulate.

 

[Soundwave88]

I don't think The Comedian is someone you need to try and emulate.

That is for sure, There just people on paper what good does it do being a creep like him?

 

[Bat-Gasm]

Haha are you two serious?



I'm pretty sure he was being facetious.

 

[JoshAmongo]

-you start to build an owlship out of carboard and christmas lights

- you think of bursting people inside out

- you make rorschach masks out of an old tshirt and a shapie

 

[TDK Joker]

-You try and show off to your friends with science facts you have just learnt from Jon

 

[Angelus_Darko]

When you're trying to make Rorschach's voice but you still sound like Bale's Batman.

 

[HerosOnFilm]

You eat nothing but uncooked beans straight outta the can.

 

[Beanjuice]

When you use interference from tachyons as your excuse for not doing homework

 

[Deadshot59]

You seriously consider throwing people out of windows because you think it will look all kinds of badass.

 

[HerosOnFilm]

You call overseas fabric manufacturers to see if they have any white fabric with cool moving black splotches.

 

[TDK Joker]

You ask people what happened to the American dream to see if they say "It came true. You're lookng at it." or just to see what they say.

 

[Beanjuice]

Im almost ashamed of this one but.....When you name your dog.........

 

[Cartman Blues]

"Hurm." becomes part of your every day vocab.

You slip quotes into speech because you know nobody will have any idea

You draw little Rorschach symbols on any piece of paper near you

You find yourself actually interested in fedoras

You marker red blotches on any smiley face you see

You try to look cool and smoke a cigar like Comedian

Your sentences become fragments like Rorschach


Male enhancement commercials remind you of Dan.


Keep it going guys

Do all of these

 

[TheGary]

When you randomly say "Possibly homosexual, must investigate further" when talking about your friends.

 

[Mr.Kovacs]

^ lol, ive done that

 

[KingOfMars]

-Every time somebody asks you if you did a simple task you replied that you did it 35 minutes ago.

-You have a sudden urge to hurt and rape women.

-When you think to yourself you start every thought with "Rorschach's Journal" and think in small sentences.

-You try to give your friends and lover cancer.

-Everytime you hear the song "Unforgettable" you say to yourself "Just a matter of time I suppose."

what if i already beat and raped a bunch of women before i ever knew watchmen existed? what does this make me?

 

[JTStarkiller]

-Every time somebody asks you if you did a simple task you replied that you did it 35 minutes ago.

I like that one.