The Dark Knight You Know You're Obsessed With TDK When...

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These are mine, which are all true about me. But feel free to make some up. I have a feeling many of you are much more crazier than I am!


YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH TDK WHEN...

... you've seen it at least five times, even twice in the same day

... you leave messages of Joker quotes on your friend's work phone early in the morning before they get in

... you recite from memory the TDK teaser and theatrical trailers to your friends and family, and even, strangers

... you teach your 2-year-old niece how to say, "WHY SO SERIOUS?"

... you pull up next to a semi-truck on the highway, size it up, and say to yourself, "The Batpod really could drive under that."

... you respond to people with TDK quotes: "WHY SO SERIOUS?", "I'M COUNTING ON IT!", "LOOK AT ME!", "GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!"

... you hum the TDK theme song whilst taking a dump

... you use your "Jokerized" dollar bills to pay for purchases

... you shop at thrift stores to find green vests and purple slacks

... you yelled out, "This is the best day of my liiife!" (ala Steve Carell in GET SMART) just before you watched TDK for the first time


PEACE!
 
You Know You're Obssesed With TDK When...

It's you favorite movie.

All the flair you post on Facebook is TDK related.

Everyday you watch it, you've worn a different Batman shirt.

You'd kill for a MM figure.

You're desperately waiting for the sequel, and are currently think of sequel ideas.

You put pics like this up on your MySpace:



You tell everyone you know to go see it.

You recite lines from it everyday.

You insist Joker said 6, because that's what he said.

You think that Batman is God wearing a Bat-Suit.

You think, no you KNOW, Heath Ledger will win an Oscar.

You agree with it's place on imdb's Top 250.

Your wall is riddled with poster and pictures.

You participated in the viral marketing and are hoping more happens when the DVD comes around.

You watch TDK every weekend.

That's just me, though.:grin::brucebat:
 
Guess I'm not obsessed. I haven't done any of that. I'll imitate Christian Bale's Batman voice but that's about it.
 
You know you're obsessed with The Dark Knight when you post on this forum, "like me".
 
well just last night i put a smile on a policemans face and buried him under my patio
 
When your waiter's not brought you your meals and you're demanding to know "WHERE ARE THEY!!!!???"
 
you dress up like batman and try to fight crime.
 
You know you're obbsessed when you put on the joker's makeup steal batman stuff and try to use a sharpie to mark half of you cousin's face
 
I'm planning on cutting away from my next party without finding out how it ends.

I spend all day telling my current girlfriend how much of a better performer she is than my last girlfriend.

I'm considering watching Brokeback Mountain.
 
this is a great thread idea, I truly am obsessed myself I have quite a list I will unveil soon here when I have the time!
 
You know you're obsessed when you repeatedly try to say "Batmyehn" like the Chechan Mob boss
Also when you continuiously lick your lips...not because its a habit...because it makes you feel cool
 
You know you're obsessed when:

-You go online looking for small hidden things that you missed the first time round, to look for the next time.

-You see this in IMAX and normal....several times.

-You're already searching for possible release date for the TDK DVD.
 
You know you're obsessed when:

-You went to the K&S premiere at 2PM

-You were Second on every line before the movie

-You have more pictures of The Joker on your phone than of you

-You were interviewed by the news while you had Joker Makeup on and spoke in Character

-You got arrested and your mugshot was you with Joker makeup on (Im not spencer BTW lol)

-Your away messages since july 18th have been TDK related.

-The first time you saw your friend in months was when you took him/her to see TDK

(God im obsessed....)
 
You know you're obsessed when:

-You go online looking for small hidden things that you missed the first time round, to look for the next time.

-You see this in IMAX and normal....several times.

-You're already searching for possible release date for the TDK DVD.

Holy ****, you too?!?!:grin:
 
when you name you're child Joker or Ledger.
 
...you ask your wife to engage in a little adult role play and dress up as a sexy nurse...with Joker make up on.
 
You buy tickets to see The Dark Knight even though you're going to see another movie.
 
When your friend asks, "Are you serious?" Then reply you reply with, "I'm a man of my word..."
 
When you record yourself talking & laughing in a Joker voice :hehe: :hoboj:
 

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