my draft for a Rambo vs AVP vs Indiana Jones vs McClane vs T-800...get comical towards the end
Its Christmas time. John McClane finds himself stuck in NY traffic on his way to the NY Museum of Antiques where he's going to meet with his reunited wife, Holly Gennero McClane.
The museum is holding a special celebration for Dr. Jones aka Indy, as he's about to receive the key to the city after recuperating the Crystal Skull from the neo-Nazis. Dr. Jones will also announce his retirement.
We see that the owner of the museum is being held hostage by the Burma military and have plans of their own. The building has been rigged with explosives on the basement and top floor. There's a **** load of guns, and ammo to cause chaos. The Crystal Skull is so valuable, that it can buy the Burma army nuclear, and chemical weapons they want to take over the world. Apparently they are pissed because a guy named John killed their former Colonel.
Suddenly the lights go out. People are being attacked by what it appears to be huge slimy black "dogs," and huge spiders that jump on people faces and "hugs" them aka facehugger. These are same creatures that attacked a small town in Colorado a couple of weeks ago.
Meanwhile, we see an airplane landing at the NY airport, where a man who calls himself Indiana Jones is aboard carrying the valuable Crystal Skull.
Further North, on the Michigan/Ontario border we find a man who calls himself John, yes, John Rambo. After years of fighting, and war he finally found peace near the lakes. We see him fishing, and hunting for deers, when suddenly he runs into a pool of blood, he looks up to find a dead body, skinned alive hanging by a tree. Suddenly he gets flashbacks of the time he was in Vietnam, and witnessed soldiers being killed and tortured by the Vietnamese army. His past is back to haunt him. He hears footsteps from behind, turns around and punches something invincible. The attacker reveals hitself, hes wearing an armor, has dread, and its ****ing ugly. They engage in hand to hand combat.
Back in NY, McClane gets a call from his wife, crying, sobbing, and screaming. "There's something here, people are disappearing, other's are being attacked by hughe "spiders. Help us." McClane gets off the car and heads over to the museum.
Meanwhile, Dr. Jones takes an helicopter to the museum.
We go back to Michigan, where Rambo and this Predator are exchanging blows. Suddenly the Predator receives a signal from his home planet: they have located the exact position of the last remaining Alien. It's a Queen and its informed to head over to exterminate these Aliens as they are taking hosts and multiplying quickly. The Predator abandons the fight, and heads to NY as he finds the Alien Queen to be a more worthy prey. Rambo doesnt like this one bit, goes to his cabin and takes a bow, and explosive arrows, ammo, and an old army jeep, and follows the Predator using his scent, and instincts. He's ****ing Rambo.
Back in NY, people are missing and scared. The terrorists have taken over the weapons and are taking over people's cellphones to prevent outside authorities to get in, and to allow Dr. Jones bring the Crystal Skull. A group of taken people hostage, and the other group are investigating what the creatures are, with orders to kill these things that appear so...Alienesque.
John McClane arrives at the door, where hes stopped by the Burma security, they are not allowing anyone in. John, get pissed, beats the crap out of the guy, and goes in. In the main floor we see a vortex opening up. A humanoid appears to the amazement of the people...i mean, hes naked. He calls himself the T-800, or the Terminator. He was sent back in time by the resistance led by John Connor to collect the blood of the Aliens which would be used to create bombs to destroy the machines and defeat Skynet. The T-800 confronts John McClane. "Give me your clothes." "Hu?! Look buddy, i jus got these and you think im handing them to you? keeep dreaming pal. Now get back from whatever hole you came put some clothes on and...." The T 800 punches McClane. They fight....yes, the T-800 is naked...for now.
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that's all i have for now. frankly, i dont know if i will finish this. i was bored and was thinking "wouldn't it be awesome if Arnold, Ford, Stallone, and Bruce Willis stared in a movie together? Not only that, but what if they reprised their best roles and were against Aliens and Predators. Seven franchises in one movie.
Possible lines for the movie
"Yippie kai yay ugly mother****er"
"Hasta la vista Alien"
"Aliens?!? I Hate Aliens!!"
"insert a speech by Rambo"
Cameos by
Samuel Jackson
"Enough is enough, im sick and tired of these mother****ing aliens in the mother****ing building"
Spider-Man
(to an Alien) "Venom?!? Your alive, but i saw you explo...wait, your not Venom. You...you...you killed Uncle Ben!!! With Great Power...." (gets killed by Predator.
