i'll probably butcher most of these, but:
- rhodey trying to impress tony and thor with his story and their reaction.
- his smug yet insecure reaction when somebody's finally impressed by the story.
- thor: Jane is better.
- hawkeye's quite, sad little "nobody would know. Nobody would know" when he's
pointing the arrow at quicksilver.
- "go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep".
- hulkbusters punches hulk's tooth out. Hulk looks furious. Tony: ... I'm sorry...
- tony: Please be a secret door, please be a secret door *secret door opens* yay.
- cap: You wanting to make something doesn't mean you have to break something to do it.
Ultron: Obviously you've never made an omelette.
Tony (to thor): I swear, he beat me by a second.
- thor's expression when cap budges the hammer.
- vision: It's terribly well balanced.
Thor (out of breath, standing casually): Well if it's too top-heavy you lose control on the swing, so *shrugs*
ultron rips off ulysses's arm: Oh gee! I'm sorry, i didn't mean to do that... I bet that's going to heal up real nicely, though.
Thor, not realising he's already in one of wanda's spells "the girl tried to hex my mind. Fortunately i am mighty."
oh man AoU also has its share of solid gold momentst:
- lift Mjolnir party trick (it doesnt get old, gonna be a classic methinks)
- Vision hands Mjolnir to Thor and the Avengers has this dumbstruck look on their faces (another classic!)
- Hulk vs Hulkbuster fight= 1) Go to sleep scene 2) sucker punch scene
- all of the Steve-Tony "language" scenes and references
- the Stan Lee scene
- Banner's line "What do you mean up close??"
- everybody's reaction when Tony started to talk about how he saved everyone from the nuclear missile
- Dr Cho's lines 1) I cant help you with that (about girlfriends) 2) I dont have time for parties... is Thor gonna be there?
- Von Strucker scene where he kept asking about this well armed platoon and that well armed platoon and his henchman kept replying "But they're the Avengers"
theres more im missing im sure, but AoU is pretty funny, its just darker so it seems like its less humorous than the first one.
Quicksilver's warning to Sokovian police.
I nearly shouted Assemble! and then when it just stopped i almost screamed "NoOoO!". Damn you, Joss lolAvengers..... A *cue credits*
It did in my crowd lolDid the Hawkeye "bow & arrow" line get a good reaction?
Cap cracked the first joke.
In the very beginning, Stark said **** when he hit himself on the invisible barrier. Cap said ''Language!''
From then on, everyone took a jab at Steve for that reply.
In the end, Cap swore and Fury seized the opportunity to make fun of him.
The running gag lasted for the whole damn movie.