Your Lounge, Should You Choose To Accept It

[Reek]

She had the Reek Punch...sit down, son... have a glass....

 

[Pink Ranger]

Spoiler

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If you don't mind, I'm going to star gloomily out the window of my high rise apartment at night and wonder where my adversary is (as we are but flip sides of the same coin, he and I).

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

You have an adversary? Lucky duck. All I got going on is a re-occurring foil. At this rate you'll be having a nemesis in no time.

 

[Iceman]

By adversary he means frenemy, and it’s nothing important, just a bit of sexual tension.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Ah... So like my relationship with fatty foods then?

 

[Schlosser85]

I thought maybe Naked Shia was becoming my foil but then he disappeared.

Likely plotting against me in his secret lair...

 

[Reek]

Hush.

He takes out who I tell him to.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Cauliflower is my adversary. I know it's planning to place a gnome statue on my bed while I sleep.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Cauliflower is my adversary. I know it's planning to place a gnome statue on my bed while I sleep.

Cauliflower is strictly a first-movie kind of antagonist. For the second installment in the trilogy, you need to move on to brussell sprouts to introduce a tonal shift but also to raise the stakes and introduce a darker, more ambiguous ending. For the third movie, you need to go for broke and take on kale, which is revealed to have been the mastermind of the whole franchise.

 

[Schlosser85]

Cauliflower is strictly a first-movie kind of antagonist. For the second installment in the trilogy, you need to move on to brussell sprouts to introduce a tonal shift but also to raise the stakes and introduce a darker, more ambiguous ending. For the third movie, you need to go for broke and take on kale, which is revealed to have been the mastermind of the whole franchise.

Maybe a shadowy cameo in the first and/or or second movie, where you're led to believe it's Brussell Sprouts, but then you learn it's always been Kale all along.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Maybe a shadowy cameo in the first and/or or second movie, where you're led to believe it's Brussell Sprouts, but then you learn it's always been Kale all along.

As long as there's no root vegetables. That's just forced diversity SJW bull****.

 

[Fading]

Cauliflower is my adversary. I know it's planning to place a gnome statue on my bed while I sleep.

Screw you. My cousin is Cauliflower, and he hates gnome statues. He calls them pretentious. Don't make blanket statements about all vegetables.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Kale, why? I trusted you like a brother.

Screw you. My cousin is Cauliflower, and he hates gnome statues. He calls them pretentious. Don't make blanket statements about all vegetables.

He fakes hating them in front of you, that devious *******.

 

[Kane52630]

Who's interested in a roast battle?

 

[squeekness]

I'm not a very funny person.

 

[Fading]

He fakes hating them in front of you, that devious *******.

But why? We've been through so much together. In fact we met up for lunch the other day. Coincidentally my cauliflower cousin was eaten not too long ago. Weird huh?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Who's interested in a roast battle?

Like a BBQ competition only using ovens?

 

[Kane52630]

Sure... only replace ovens with trash talking.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

But what will we eat? I mean the name not withstanding "Yo Mama's So Fat Jokes" actually contain very little caloric value.

 

[Schlosser85]

Oh wow Kane, your Batman Begins avatar would be so cool if it was 2005, LULZ!

(ducks to avoid reminders that my Sin City avatar is also 2005)

 

[Reek]

@kane did you see that wrestler on the roast battle show? i thought he should have won that one but the girl prob wrote his jokes.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

But why? We've been through so much together. In fact we met up for lunch the other day. Coincidentally my cauliflower cousin was eaten not too long ago. Weird huh?

He uses clones to trick you.
CAULIFLOWER.

 

[Roose Bolton]

Kefla is the better waifu

 

[Reek]

I wish I had an adversary.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Kefla is the better waifu

Compared to who?