Your Only Meaningful Relationship Is With An Inflatable Wrestling Thread - Part 239

[Dr. Evil]

According to PWInsider.com, William Regal is not likely to be announced as a 2017 WWE Hall of Fame inductee. Typically, WWE announces the Warrior Award winner last, meaning this year’s class looks to be complete.

As for celebrity inductions, there were rumors that Wendi Richter’s WrestleCon appearance might be signaling her inducting Cyndi Lauper, however Lauper is in Australia over WrestleMania weekend so that’s unlikely to happen.

 

[X Knight]

Punk and especially Bryan were natural. Bryan's story was brought to the front by the fans. They fought back against the WWE usual shtick.

yeah. natural.

unlike the Reigns push. which is forced and manufactured.

I have nothing against Reigns, but it doesn't feel like he's found his "true voice" yet or else the powers that be/writers/Vince haven't let him use his true voice.

if anything, the arrogant, cocky heelish-face tone he took with Shawn last night suits him more, imo.

He calls himself the "big dog" or "top dog" or whatever in the yard. Well, the big dog should have an air of cocky arrogance because he thinks he's the best.

 

[Dr. Evil]

So apparently, Hulk Hogan is going to be in Orlando for WM 33 weekend.......

 

[Pink Ranger]

I hope he shows up at WM33. It's time to let him out of the doghouse.

 

[famicommander]

To suggest Roman doesn't have talent is balls. His booking has been all sorts of bad though.

He doesn't. He's clumsy, he's slow, his moveset is small, his transitions between moves are awkward, he consistently has to take extended rest periods, and none of his offense looks impactful in the least. Compare his spear to Rhino's Gore, or even Goldberg's spear.

He's still ridiculously green. He's quite possibly the worst in-ring male performer WWE has.

 

[venom892]

So I read on Bleacherreport that Lesnar/Goldberg will go on last and be short. Can't wait for the riots.

 

[Wheels]

Cena and Miz are going to make their match work: those guys are going to elevate that mixed tag.

Kevin Owens and Chris Jericho are going to deliver

AJ Styles is going to deliver

Neville vs presumably Austin Aries is a good Cruiserweight title match and the cruiserweight division has been looking up recently.

Dean Ambrose vs Baron Corbin is a good IC title match.

Orton/Wyatt storyline has me interested in that match

The two women's title matches both look like they should be fun, we might even get a surprise entrant in the Smackdown match.

Rollins vs Triple H is going to be good.





Taker vs Reigns and Goldberg vs Lesnar are the only matches I'm concerned about. The show has loads of potential to be good in my opinion.

 

[Dr. Evil]

I hope he shows up at WM33. It's time to let him out of the doghouse.

I don't see him at WM 33, as I think he'll be the featured legend for WWE 2K18. If he does return at WM 33, it will be interesting.

 

[Wheels]

Oh, and I also expect New Day to work pretty well in the host position.

 

[Dr. Evil]

Cena and Miz are going to make their match work: those guys are going to elevate that mixed tag.

Kevin Owens and Chris Jericho are going to deliver

AJ Styles is going to deliver

Neville vs presumably Austin Aries is a good Cruiserweight title match and the cruiserweight division has been looking up recently.

Dean Ambrose vs Baron Corbin is a good IC title match.

Orton/Wyatt storyline has me interested in that match

The two women's title matches both look like they should be fun, we might even get a surprise entrant in the Smackdown match.

Rollins vs Triple H is going to be good.





Taker vs Reigns and Goldberg vs Lesnar are the only matches I'm concerned about. The show has loads of potential to be good in my opinion.

I see Corbin vs. Ambrose being a No DQ match, but the type of No DQ match that Ambrose wanted but didn't get last year against Lesnar. In other words, they go all out and this time Ambrose has a willing participant in what he wants in a No DQ match.

The SD Women's Title match could end up with the main roster debut of Asuka or the return of Naomi.

 

[Pink Ranger]

I don't see him at WM 33, as I think he'll be the featured legend for WWE 2K18. If he does return at WM 33, it will be interesting.

I don't see a better opportunity for him to return in front of a fairly friendly crowd that will overlook his past transgression other than a Wrestlemania in Orlando.

 

[Dr. Evil]

Oh, and I also expect New Day to work pretty well in the host position.

While I don't think it happens, some are expecting the New Day's hosting gig go end with them being "deleted." I don't see it happening. Now I think the Hardy's will be treated better than the Dudley's, but we'll see. Jeff has apparently been returning to his "Charismatic Enigma" gimmick in ROH.

 

[Dr. Evil]

I don't see a better opportunity for him to return in front of a fairly friendly crowd that will overlook his past transgression other than a Wrestlemania in Orlando.

So if Hogan does return in Orlando at Mania, who becomes the featured WWE Legend for 2K18?

 

[Pink Ranger]

So if Hogan does return in Orlando at Mania, who becomes the featured WWE Legend for 2K18?

Bobby Roode, after Rollins breaks his neck and ends his career doing the Supercalifragildestructoligermugenpowerluchaexplosionbomb maneuver, which is totally safe as long as the recipient "knows how to take it right."

 

[Wheels]

So if Hogan does return in Orlando at Mania, who becomes the featured WWE Legend for 2K18?

Marc Mero.

 

[Dr. Evil]

Marc Mero.

Isn't he a part of that concussion lawsuit against the WWE?

What if the 2K18 legend is a woman? Say Mrs. Brock Lesnar?

 

[MMMMM...Pancakes]

So if Hogan does return in Orlando at Mania, who becomes the featured WWE Legend for 2K18?

Scott Steiner mode.

 

[General Mike]

So if Hogan does return in Orlando at Mania, who becomes the featured WWE Legend for 2K18?

Drax the Destroyer. He should be it anyway.

 

[Wheels]

Kurt Angle seems like the obvious choice.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Scott Steiner mode.

His will be the first DLC character in history to fail the wellness test.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Awesome, Bray is going into full Lars Von Trier mode.

 

[Bat Brain]

Awesome, Bray is going into full Lars Von Trier mode.

I know I'm looking forward to the full-frontal nudity

 

[javonstokess]

Neville has been so good as a heel, I honestly can't remember him prior to this run.

Now if the WWE would just put Kalisto and Xavier Woods in the Cruiserweight division, the division could elevate itself to really be on par with the rest of the WWE.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Dar and Daivari should tour the Middle East, to unite both sides in hatred of these two *****es.

 

[MMMMM...Pancakes]

Kurt Angle seems like the obvious choice.

Now that's a great idea.

Only problem is a certain rival of his that can't be mentioned.