You're not cool enough for the Exclusive TMoB, Jake, fibber, Lackey, & yoda thread...

[Themanofbat]

It's my birthday... all mods get out.

Except for Dew...

 

[Danger Mouse]

What, no love for me?

 

[DOG LIPS]

Good thing I'm not a Mod. *Sits down*

 

[Kipobe]

Thank god for that!

 

[DOG LIPS]

Love me, dammit! Love me!

 

[Morg]

Love me, dammit! Love me!

OK

 

[Kipobe]

Love me, dammit! Love me!

At Cornell University they have this microscope that is supposedly so powerful that it can look beyond the power of an ordinary microscope some 50 times, no doubt a whopping amount considering the grand power of the everyday tool as is. I myself have never used, or even seen the microscope in question, but I believe that if I had it in my possession, and I looked within the depths of my heart, I would not be able to locate even the smallest spark of like for you since you've given me little to no reason to feel otherwise.

Greenzo, out.

 

[Danger Mouse]

At Cornell University they have this microscope that is supposedly so powerful that it can look beyond the power of an ordinary microscope some 50 times, no doubt a whopping amount considering the grand power of the everyday tool as is. I myself have never used, or even seen the microscope in question, but I believe that if I had it in my possession, and I looked within the depths of my heart, I would not be able to locate even the smallest spark of like for you since you've given me little to no reason to feel otherwise.

Greenzo, out.

You hear that, Dog Lips? GET OUT!!!

 

[DOG LIPS]

He still cuddles with me, but it's hollow.

 

[CantThinkOfAName]

Happy Birthday to me....

happy birthday t-mobber. if i were there with you id get you a penis cake

 

[CantThinkOfAName]

And i finally beat Metroid Prime 3 today. I got 5% more and half an hour less than long-balls Lackey. Suck on that

 

[Kipobe]

Loser. My time was at least 5 hours more because I savored every last drop off the teet of Metroid. Also, I was at 94%.

Hey, what do those things you collect do in the extras menu? I accidentally saved after I finished the game (therefore erasing my file) and I never used all those things you get to buy stuff. Can you actually buy the music files? Because I need some of that Metroid music.

 

[Themanofbat]

happy birthday t-mobber. if i were there with you id get you a penis cake

Thanks...

Jake gave me his erection before his untimely "few days banning"...

 

[The Watchman]

It's my birthday... all mods get out.

Except for Dew...

On this, the day of your birth, your mother pushed you out of her glorious vagina and let out a yell, signifying to the world the arrival of the man who would be a bat. So to you, on the anniversary of this joyous and monumental occasion I say Happy Birthday and enjoy a ******* on me.

 

[A.X.L]

On this, the day of your birth, your mother pushed you out of her glorious vagina and let out a yell, signifying to the world the arrival of the man who would be a bat. So to you, on the anniversary of this joyous and monumental occasion I say Happy Birthday and enjoy a ******* on me.

which part of you is he going to have his ******* on? Lap, face?

 

[Themanofbat]

On this, the day of your birth, your mother pushed you out of her glorious vagina and let out a yell, signifying to the world the arrival of the man who would be a bat. So to you, on the anniversary of this joyous and monumental occasion I say Happy Birthday and enjoy a ******* on me.

Thanks... I've already had two of them in 36 hours since becoming 40...

 

[The Watchman]

WifeofBat must not have the canker sore issues I do.

 

[Themanofbat]

WifeofBat must not have the canker sore issues I do.

She's a trooper...

 

[Lackey]

And i finally beat Metroid Prime 3 today. I got 5% more and half an hour less than long-balls Lackey. Suck on that

Good thing I wasn't around when this thread was named. I would've named it the 'Longballs Lackey No Fly-Zone Thread'

 

[Themanofbat]

Good thing I wasn't around when this thread was named. I would've named it the 'Longballs Lackey No Fly-Zone Thread'

I had some good choices, but I was "told" they would have all been changed by one of the mods, so I had to pick something cool, yet inoffensive... because we all live in such sensitive times and...

 

[Not Jake]

Yeah there were some good ideas floating around. Even if it didn't fly as a title, everybody who posts here does hate the mods.


vaginal intercourse adult consensual

 

[Themanofbat]

Yeah there were some good ideas floating around. Even if it didn't fly as a title, everybody who posts here does hate the mods.

vaginal intercourse adult consensual

I think you meant "non-consensual toddler sphincter copulation"

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

It's my birthday... all mods get out.

Except for Dew...

If I can be in this thread, can I have my name in the title

 

[Themanofbat]

If I can be in this thread, can I have my name in the title

You could, except that I used up all the available spacing, and you'd be right there after the Watchman (and everybody keeps saying kipobe), but you could fill his (or her ) shoes...

 

[masteryoda]

Vaganus.