Well, today there was a large yellow envelope on my welcome mat when I returned home from school. When I saw the label, which was typewritten on notebook paper and appeared to be coffee-stained, I was suspicious.
Who wouldn't be wary of something like that? (I unsuccessfully tried to conceal my address D: Also pardon my cat's ass. He promptly sat down on the package as soon as I emptied it.)
Anyway, so after I calmed down from the initial shock, I carefully began removing the contents, and then I got impatient and dumped it out.
Out come nine velvet bags, each one tied off with black cord.
Here's six, minus mine, and two that I gave to my boyfriend and other friend of mine who participated.
I fumbled to open the first bag, and inside I find:
A small red, white, and black make-up pallette, slightly crumpled, and an innocuous joker card.
Each subsequent bag was the same, albeit with a different card.
Here's a poorly scanned compilation of all nine:
They each have a different back, too:
BUT.
This is the icing on the cake. Slightly stuck to the inside of the evelope was this little piece of slightly burnt thing:
I almost passed out on the floor. Oh man am I ecstatic <3
If anyone wants any further pictures of any of it, I will provide!