I live in Columbus, Ohio. So I kept hoping they would get there.
Alas.
I won't call it hit and miss. It's consistently entertaining, if not consistently clever. Very funny, if somewhat predictable. Really predictable, actually. You can see pretty much everything that happens coming a mile away. They broadcast what they were going to do with the celeb cameo a bit too much, though that was one of the better elements of the movie, if a bit hard to swallow. Action is stuff we've seen before. Great production values. Thought the romantic moment, forced and cliche as it was, worked pretty well. The final act...stumbles a bit, but regains its footing. Overall though, dedicated performances and good chemistry make a pretty average script work. Worth seeing if you have any interest in zombies or twinkies.
8/10