Didn't know the Hype had a Zombie thread...awesome

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Let's see, my plans....
1.) Grab melee weapon, find gun and ammo (possibly already screwed here as I'm boomstick-less).
2.) Pick family up, while keeping calm so I don't make the typical mistake of running into something and ****ing up my car because a zombie jumped out in front of me and I flinched.
3.) Drop family off at local military stronghold.
4.) Assume family will be ok, and drive back into town.
5.) Find hot chick, wait until she's getting chased, make last minute save.
6.) Hold up with her and slightly off mentally survivors in a mall after raiding a gun store.
7.) Go through wacky adventure, and make sure only me and hot chick survive (sorry comedy side kick Bob...I'm not going to hold the door open until the last second while you're being chased....but I'll tell everyone I did

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8.) Convince hottie we're the only two left alive, get her to agree to drive out in the middle of nowhere where we won't have to worry about zombies.
9.) Get her to have several sessions of, "You owe me for saving your ass, and we need to repopulate the species", sex.
10.) When the "relationship" starts to get stale, repeat steps 1-9, except replace family in steps 2, 3, and 4 with hottie.