The Dark Knight Rises 1,000 Things Learned: The Batman Begins Franchise

[Calvin_M.]

Let us all try to post 1,000 things learned from the franchose of Batman Begins. This means the movies Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, and the third movie. This idea was from Spider-Man Movie Network. They have a thread about 500 thing learned from Spider-Man's movie franchise. Click here to see the thread. Now, let's post things we have learned from Batman Begins and it's sequels.

1. If you are scared of bats, try to convince your parents or family members to not bring you to a bat-related play. That is because you'll get too scared and you guys will leave the play and your family will get killed going to a shortcut home.

2. Thomas Wyne told Bruce as he was dying to not be afraid.

3. Bruce Wayne is Batman (Oh my gosh!).

4. Herny Ducard doesn't know Bruce's father, Thomas Wayne, but he knows the rage that drives Bruce.

5. Alfred still hasn't given up on Bruce.

6. The Joker is a man of his word.

7. Harvey Dent, now known as the Two-Face, is half dead.

8. Batman's struggle against the Joker becomes deeply personal.

9. Batman has no limits, but Bruce Wayne does.

10. Rachel Dawes has told Harvey Dent everything about Bruce Wayne.

Here's ten, guys. Let's see what more you guys can come up with. And, note this: Who cares if you post something learned by you, that's the same as what someone else has learned. This is all about having fun. Not going back pages and seeing if what you've learned is used already or not. Have fun, guys. t:

 

[BobJM]

11. Don't trust a man with a funny mustache that comes up to you in a prison cell and gives you a pretty blue flower. He will **** up your life later.

 

[omerhead]

11. Don't trust a man with a funny mustache that comes up to you in a prison cell and gives you a pretty blue flower. He will **** up your life later.

hahaha.

 

[Paste Pot Pete]

12. It's not who you are underneath, but what you dooooooo that defines you.

13. Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stranger.

13. Spelunking is...you know, cave diving?

14. Thomas Wayne works at the hospital. He leaves the day to day business to much better, or rather, more interested men.

15. Finders keepers.

16. The nut has indeed taken over the nut house, but we're not sure when he did so.

17. That asian guy in the green cape is indeed NOT Ra's Al Ghul, but Bruce didn't watch him die either.

18. The Joker has a taste for the theatrical, like Batman.

19. Gordon will never have to say "Thank you".

20. The Tumbler DOES come in black.

21. Freeway chases are damn good television.

22. Batman has changed things...forever.

 

[Anubis Raptor]

12. It's not who you are underneath, but what you dooooooo that defines you.

13. Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stranger.

13. Spelunking is...you know, cave diving?

14. Thomas Wayne works at the hospital. He leaves the day to day business to much better, or rather, more interested men.

15. Finders keepers.

16. The nut has indeed taken over the nut house, but we're not sure when he did so.

17. That asian guy in the green cape is indeed NOT Ra's Al Ghul, but Bruce didn't watch him die either.

18. The Joker has a taste for the theatrical, like Batman.

19. Gordon will never have to say "Thank you".

20. The Tumbler DOES come in black.

21. Freeway chases are damn good television.

22. Batman has changed things...forever.

Nicely done

 

[spideymouse]

23. The Joker is a man of his word.
24. Batman hammered them. (sounds kinda kinky)
25. Alfred still has "nevah!" given up on Wayne.

 

[spideymouse]

26. Apparently saving someone from falling off a cliff and taking him to be cared for by a nice man who promises to tell him that "you saved his life" is the same thing as "leaving him for dead."

 

[Sawyer]

27. Bruce loves his pop, doesnt give a **** about his mom.

 

[Jack O Lantern]

28: If you have made a vow not to kill but still have to deal with peskey ninjas. Blow them the **** up; they don't count.

29: When a girl you like says "It not who you are underneath, it's what you do that defines you" you will look upset, seemly forgetting that you dress up like a Bat and fight crime.

30: It's OK to flip cop cars upside down if a girl you like is in trouble.

31: Apparently calling something a black tank isn't a good enough description.

32: The villian plans to posion the city by turning water into gas. Nobody notices because steam doesn't exist in Gotham City

33:Apparently even after Wayne Enterprizes sell their products to countries over sea's, Bruce Wayne still owns it and therefore can steal it.

34:Even though police need warrents and just cause to gather evidence to arrest criminals; using evidence from a guy dressed like a Bat is perfectly legal.

35: When you introduce Bruce Wayne to Ra Ah Gul only for Bruce to say, "You're nor Ghul; he's dead." You'll think nothing of it and just casually walk away.

36: Even though the League of shadows are highly trained ninjas, Alfred can easily sneak up on two and dispatch them.

37: Gordon never got a chance to thank you but as in turns out he'll never have to. Which is a good thing considering it was actually Gordon who destroyed the micro emitter and the threat.

38: In Nolans ultra realistic world human beings don't have any water in their bodies.

39: When stealing a device that can evapourate water; the best place to test it is while at sea, it doesn't matter that you require the water to float and if the device works you'll be in free fall.

40: When exiting a theater always go out into an alley.

41: Even though you are the most famous and wealthest family in the most crime ravanged city in the world; a body guard is not needed. Afterall what is the worst that can happen.

 

[Microchip]

42: Being Batman doesn't mean you'll get the girls.

43: You have nothing to fear but fear itself.

44: If you don't take the taste, us guys'll get nervous.

45: You've gotta have proper swimming attire for the pool area. And it's not a matter of money.

46: You can buy hotels from the hotel clerk.

 

[Calvin_M.]

47. Bruce Wayne was afraid of bats.

48. Because of a fear of bats, he became Batman, from thinking that he could put fear in the criminals.

49. The Joker thinks that Batman has a poor choice of words.

50. Harvey Dent promised Gotham that a day will be dawning.

51. You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

52. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

53. Batman escapes the crime scene quickly after a conversation.

54. James Gordon has got to get one of those Tumblers.

55. Joe Chill killed Bruce Wayne's parents, Thomas Wayne, and Martha Wayne. That is because of the need for jewelry.

 

[Paste Pot Pete]

56. Bruce can borrow the Rolls if he likes, so long as he brings it back with a full tank.

57. The crazies can't stand potato sack masks.

58. Alfred knows a joke.

59. Fallafel Guy has kids to feed. Whether they like fallafel or not has yet to be determined.

60. Batman does not look like a cop.

 

[Microchip]

61. If you haven't seen your boss in a while, he's probably at the bottom of the river.

62. Cops don't go to the narrows.

63. Dr. Crane can ride a horse.

64. Bruce Wayne took Ras Al Ghul's advice about theatrics a bit literally.

 

[Venom 1988]

65. People have a realism fetish

 

[spideymouse]

66. Jim Gordon can drive stick.

 

[RobinBoy7]

67. The bat-pod is not subtle in the middle of the day

 

[omerhead]

68. You have to face your fear of bats to become more than just a man.
69. Batman doesn't have to kill Ra's Al Ghul and he doesn't have to save Ra's Al Ghul, just let him die.

 

[ChocheTheHero]

70. The Joker asks for Harvey Dent. He wants it.
71. Never start by the head. It makes the victim a little fuzzy.

 

[omerhead]

72. Batman can beat the F**k out of criminals without being seen.
73. Bruce Wayne can buy any hotel in Gotham.

 

[spideymouse]

74. A Batman movie without the word "Batman" in its title can still be the most anticipated film in recent history.

75. Bruce Wayne is not afraid of Ducard, Ra's Al Ghul, or the League of Shadows, but he is afraid of... bats.

76. Thomas Wayne begged like a dog by saying "It's okay. It's fine."

 

[ABongHalloween]

hahaha ok I dont have anything new to add just a comment about one of the funniest ones and something that always blew my mind...
that scene where the lady introduces Bruce to "Ra's Al Ghul"! what the hell!!!
unless she was an actor of some sort in on the ruse that scene is just bizarre!

 

[Ammo]

77. By bribing attorneys, judges and cops, you can buy "power that you can't buy."

 

[Paste Pot Pete]

78. Neither Fox nor Earle got their respective memos.

 

[Hole Shot]

46: You can buy hotels from the hotel clerk.

LOL!!!

79. The pool area is not for swimming

80. It's not embarassing to be on dates with out of control drunk chicks so long as they're European.

81. It's a bit complicated

82. A year ago these cops and lawyers wouldn't cross the mafia

83. Bruce Wayne has spirit

84. Even in a village on the side of a mountain in BFE Asia you'll still find a kind old man fluent in English.

 

[omerhead]

85. Bruce Wayne is not an executioner.
86. Bruce Wayne drinks squash juice and does push ups in the morning.